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Vermont resident ninja-ganked police
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Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#1 - 2012-08-04 02:30:35 UTC
According to the Yahoo News Article:

The guy was angry because he was arrested, for resisting arrest... lol. So he took a tractor and ninja-ganked the police cruisers at the PD station. With the cruisers smashed to pieces, police had no vehicles to pursue the ganker and he got away (got caught later tho). LOL... the police could could not undock.

"No one was injured. At least two deputies had gone inside a few moments before after washing their vehicles, officials said."

Ha haha... ganker waited for the patrol cars to be shiney...

"Vermont State Police said in a statement that Pion would face seven counts of felony unlawful mischief, one count of misdemeanour unlawful mischief, one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, one count of gross negligent operation, and one count of leaving the scene of an accident."

Accident? Twisted Sure... [insert trollface emoticon here]

"Brooks said the destroyed vehicles constituted more than half the fleet of sheriff's cruisers in the rural county on the Canadian border."

Tractors are overpowered? Pirate





"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-08-04 02:37:05 UTC
Quote:
one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer


There's a 7 year felony right there... hope it was worth it P

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Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#3 - 2012-08-04 02:39:34 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Quote:
one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer


There's a 7 year felony right there... hope it was worth it P


Lets see: Video footage of the wrecks

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2012-08-04 03:03:06 UTC
I heard the Chinese military can handle situations like this

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Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#5 - 2012-08-04 04:35:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Renturu
Destroy All the Things!!!!

Great! Now comes the "Great Tractor Nerf" of 2012.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2012-08-04 04:46:55 UTC
Admit it, you're all picturing a redneck with the look of victory smug while he leaves the hapless officers in his dust at a top speed of 20 mph

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Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#7 - 2012-08-04 04:57:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Shameless Avenger
Kinda reminds me of the killdozer. A pissed off redneck is a powerful force.

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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-08-06 01:48:06 UTC
Pissed off about a pair of misdemeanors, decides to commit a string of felonies, possibly including attempted murder if the prosecutor can prove that the guy didn't know if there were people in the squad cars.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#9 - 2012-08-06 09:07:20 UTC
Does it make me a bad person that this story makes me giggle IRL?

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#10 - 2012-08-06 16:10:53 UTC
Shameless Avenger wrote:
Tractors are overpowered? Pirate
Capital Tractor Beam...? Lol

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#11 - 2012-08-06 16:36:42 UTC
Reminds me of...

KILLDOZER!!!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!

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Bommel McMurdoc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-08-06 17:12:44 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Quote:
one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer


There's a 7 year felony right there... hope it was worth it P



bleh, uncontrolled emotions cloud the judgement far more than alcohol/drugs ever will.

Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#13 - 2012-08-06 17:23:20 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Reminds me of...

KILLDOZER!!!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!



o7 Killdozer

When the world feels like bending you over, nothing says FU back like a 40 ton carnage making machine

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Arkturus McFadden
Anukar
#14 - 2012-08-07 02:20:56 UTC
Tractors are overpowered CCP. I'm gunna unsub! Police should instapop tractors that gank!
Moe Cislak
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-08-07 11:16:28 UTC
Fight the power.

They'll think about it twice before raiding his pot farm.