Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

What are you looking for in Eve? Are you looking for awesome killboard efficiency? Are you looking for sure-win fights where we absolutely demolish the enemy every fight without a hope of being touched? Are you looking for a haven of shooting red crosses day and night, bathing yourself in the unscrupulous amounts of ISK and bedecking yourself in all sorts of frivolous things? How about a quiet swathe of space where you can sit for hours, cocooned in the pulsing membrane of your alliance members around you? Does this sound good to you?

Close this thread. I'm not interested in you.

If that sounded ridiculously boring to you, then keep reading. I am Shoot2kili, I also go by Maulth, and I'm the CEO for The Milkmen, a corporation in TEST Alliance Please Ignore. Although In know that TEST comes with a bad stigma, let me reassure you of a few things:

A) If someone asks you for ISK or assets you're being scammed.
B) If someone offers to rent you space, you're being scammed.
C) If you fall for either of these things, you deserve it for not reading the corporation description.

The Milkmen is a really close-knit, drama-free corporation that participates in a pretty wide variety of activities. Anything from extensive Planetary Interaction chains, to mining (yes, some null-sec guys do this on ocassion), to stomping -A- and the other bad-posting entities of Eve into a compact, miniaturized, self-sustaining arc reactor of terrible. We pew rocks on occasion, we pew ships even more, and rarely we pew red crosses.

As a member of TEST, we have a pretty fun time with a wide-range of active fleets to join, tons of interest groups for anything from learning to bomb and do recon/scout work, to building critical alliance components (ships, ammo, etc), importing and selling goods, and even social groups for making internet spaceship friends. Oh, and a metric-asston of space. That too.

We don't have many requirements, but the few we do are pretty non-negotiable:

• Must be willing to hangout/idle in jabber. We are a corporation that thrives on being social; if you're not interested, look elsewhere.


• Full API's for background checks


• Must be 16+ - No more spiritkill's allowed. If you are insanely mature and under that requirement, PM me and we'll see what we can work out.


• Must be able to procure your favorite form of alcohol in some way and make an honorary appearance on a slosh op (drunken Fleet - kind of negotiable I guess...)


• Need to be self-sufficient, or ambitious enough to learn how to be. Null-sec can be a rough place, luckily TEST alliance has a vast and deep resource pool for getting the old and bitter or the new and shobon acclimated to living out here.

With all of that being said, FOR NOW, we won't be having an SP requirement. However, you MUST be out of your trial; if you're new to Eve, you've got a lot of ground to catch up on, and TEST is the perfect place to do it. If you're pretty new to the game, we will likely be assigning you a willing "buddy" in the corp, to help answer questions on-the-fly, and to help get you pointed in the right direction for what you want to do.

What do you get from joining FYAD?

• Additional reimbursements ON TOP OF already incredibly high alliance reimbursements - literally get paid to pvp
• A very fun and large pool of people who are here to play Eve as a game, not a second job, and to make friends within
• Fairly experienced pilots - quite a few of our guys own or have owned supercaps, and can tell you most anything from subcap and up
• An active and fun environment, inside and outside Eve Online (we dabble in minecraft, League of Legends, DotA2, etc)
• Gigantic swathe of space to pvp, pve, or industry yourself crazy
• Many pilot-supportive programs, such as reimbursements, fc training, etc

If you're interested in The Milkmen [FYAD], please contact one of the following:

HR Contacts:
BoogieJones
JetTiger
Sgtzach

If, for some reason, you cannot get ahold of one of these guys, feel free to PM me as well.

Shoot2kili

We also have a public channel you can idle in or ask general questions:
Milkmen


All of the above mentioned can answer any and all questions you have about the corporation. Each one is listed as an official recruiter in our corporation description.

Remember: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU FOR ISK OR ASSETS, IT IS A SCAM.

I've been playing EVE for three months now, and TEST really does have a huge amount of resources available for learning. TEST logs in to have fun in EVE.

I recommend checking this out if you are a newer player.

up we go

Added some new HR staff for your convenience.

up we go

I have nothing but greatness to say about this corp. The members are awesome, the newbros adorable, and the leadership is great. Shoot2kili is a great CEO and i have known him for 3 years now. Any corp he is in, is one for the keeping

<3

The Milkmen - Or how I learned to stop clicking Piranhas imgur links [Nullsec corporation - TEST]

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I'll be honest we have the coolest collection of dudes this side of the HBC. Our corp can teach you everything from the fine art of spying, shooting things / blowing up, up to how to not afk in a public jump bridge pos with your super.

THIS TASTE IS OF THE TOP ROW THANKS IN ADVANCE

getting that guild wars 2 on.

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