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Incursion Rhapsody

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Keith Planck
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#1 - 2012-08-01 22:10:59 UTC
Is Eve the real life?
Is this just spaceshipfantasy?
Caught in a bubble,
No escape from the Onyxy
Open your eyes,
Look up to the stars and see,
I'm just a care-bear, I need no PvP,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Always high, never low,
Any way the Isk blows doesn't really matter to
me, to me...

Krany,
I just killed a mom,
Put my F1 Finger on her head, pressed the button
now she's dead
Noma!... it'd just mobalized,
But now I've gone and thrown LP away
Serge oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If the fleet forms again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if 'highsec incursion politics' really matter

Too late, TVP's time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
the time
Goodbye, ev'rynoob, you've got to go,
Got to leave you all behind and leave the farming to the pros
Noma oooh,
I don't want to lie,
But your going to wish I'd never been born at all!

/)^3^(\

♞
Zhilia Mann
Tide Way Out Productions
#2 - 2012-08-01 22:34:27 UTC
Keith, I don't think I've said this before, but you've been instrumental in keeping my ass as far away from incursions as possible. Mission accomplished?
Keith Planck
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#3 - 2012-08-01 22:37:04 UTC
Zhilia Mann wrote:
Keith, I don't think I've said this before, but you've been instrumental in keeping my ass as far away from incursions as possible. Mission accomplished?


:<

♞
CCP Affinity
C C P
C C P Alliance
#4 - 2012-08-01 23:13:39 UTC
Keith Planck wrote:
Zhilia Mann wrote:
Keith, I don't think I've said this before, but you've been instrumental in keeping my ass as far away from incursions as possible. Mission accomplished?


:<



I think we finally found a theme song for our Incursion soap opera

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Keith Planck
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#5 - 2012-08-01 23:19:32 UTC
CCP Affinity wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:
Zhilia Mann wrote:
Keith, I don't think I've said this before, but you've been instrumental in keeping my ass as far away from incursions as possible. Mission accomplished?


:<



I think we finally found a theme song for our Incursion soap opera


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186

♞
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#6 - 2012-08-02 00:32:31 UTC  |  Edited by: DarthNefarius
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Keith Planck
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#7 - 2012-08-02 02:13:37 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.


Smartbombs don't hit wrecks

It's how I've been dominating wormhole sites the past few weeks :)

♞
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#8 - 2012-08-02 05:53:57 UTC
Keith Planck wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.


Smartbombs don't hit wrecks

It's how I've been dominating wormhole sites the past few weeks :)


REALLY?!?! Smartbombs do not destroy wrecks? If that aint a bug I don't know what is.
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Keith Planck
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#9 - 2012-08-02 06:06:43 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.


Smartbombs don't hit wrecks

It's how I've been dominating wormhole sites the past few weeks :)


REALLY?!?! Smartbombs do not destroy wrecks? If that aint a bug I don't know what is.


It's not a bug because smartbombs would be 100% worthless if they did.

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#10 - 2012-08-02 07:58:34 UTC
Keith Planck wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:


REALLY?!?! Smartbombs do not destroy wrecks? If that aint a bug I don't know what is.


It's not a bug because smartbombs would be 100% worthless if they did.


I'm sorry but smarbombs not damaging wrecks makes abou as sense as medium secure containers having 300 volume and containing 390 volume of items Roll They'd still usefull as an instument of destruction... if they don't affect wrecks TBH shouldn't they affect friendlies either Roll
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Zwo Zateki
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-08-02 10:45:16 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:


REALLY?!?! Smartbombs do not destroy wrecks? If that aint a bug I don't know what is.


It's not a bug because smartbombs would be 100% worthless if they did.


I'm sorry but smarbombs not damaging wrecks makes abou as sense as medium secure containers having 300 volume and containing 390 volume of items Roll They'd still usefull as an instument of destruction... if they don't affect wrecks TBH shouldn't they affect friendlies either Roll

Or cap transfers sending more power than actually consuming :)

http://cvmkr.com/R4JG
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#12 - 2012-08-02 14:55:01 UTC
Zwo Zateki wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:


REALLY?!?! Smartbombs do not destroy wrecks? If that aint a bug I don't know what is.


It's not a bug because smartbombs would be 100% worthless if they did.


I'm sorry but smarbombs not damaging wrecks makes abou as sense as medium secure containers having 300 volume and containing 390 volume of items Roll They'd still usefull as an instument of destruction... if they don't affect wrecks TBH shouldn't they affect friendlies either Roll

Or cap transfers sending more power than actually consuming :)


lol CPP BROKE THE RULEZ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gRHK6qeAUk
In my game you obey the second law of thermodynamics!!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy0UBpagsu8
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Herr Ronin
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-08-02 22:01:20 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.


On top of that i think you need to update yourself on how to fit a SB my friend.

I'll Race You For A Amburhgear
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#14 - 2012-08-02 22:49:46 UTC
Herr Ronin wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.


On top of that i think you need to update yourself on how to fit a SB my friend.


Actually that fit -1 lo was a let over from an OTA all SB & logi science fleet we ran for laughs a few months before the nerf... we finished a few OTAs but the logi would end up getting overloaded by Tamas. I had it lying around there & decided to try to use it to blow up the MOM wreck before it got looted... dunno why I lagged so bad though eventhough I was not fleeted.
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Herr Ronin
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-08-03 11:43:41 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Herr Ronin wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
Keith Planck wrote:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14197186


While I am not surprised that the Ninja looters scripts were able to loot the mothership wreck before I shot it I am surprised I was killed before Concord got a shot in on me.
I guess the only way possible to beat the scripts to the loot is to smartbomb it.


On top of that i think you need to update yourself on how to fit a SB my friend.


Actually that fit -1 lo was a let over from an OTA all SB & logi science fleet we ran for laughs a few months before the nerf... we finished a few OTAs but the logi would end up getting overloaded by Tamas. I had it lying around there & decided to try to use it to blow up the MOM wreck before it got looted... dunno why I lagged so bad though eventhough I was not fleeted.


Cute Story.

I'll Race You For A Amburhgear