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Target: CCP Affinity and some other girls

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Maddie Gunslinger
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-08-01 16:41:31 UTC
I would like CCP Affinity punished for making sub par decisions(did not pick me) in a beauty contest, it would involve an act of podding for me to pay out.
Also I am interested in the podding of the female winners in the competition.

The competition may be found here:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=136591

Targets are as follows:

100m payout, screenshot bonus +25m:
CCP Affinity

25m payout:
Brit Green
Sivney Quincannon
clitheroica
Cpt Tirel

This will be an ongoing offer until CCP Affinity is taken down or mining changes are in effect and I will be too busy AFK mining/watching tv to care.

Any donations are welcome so I can up the stakes since this might be an expensive endeavour to successfully complete.
I will cross off the names as they are taken care of and post the names of the bounty hunters who successfully completed those hits.

Thank you for caring.

What? No...
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-08-01 16:47:57 UTC
You big spendor you...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-08-01 16:48:28 UTC
Being an ugly girl is just like being a guy. You have to work to make a living.

You're maybe a 7 in the right light. Get over it.

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Maddie Gunslinger
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-08-01 17:41:44 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You big spendor you...


I'm saving for a new miner and have to keep expenses down, when I can float around shooting space rocks all day long things might change.


Cyprus Black wrote:
Being an ugly girl is just like being a guy. You have to work to make a living.

You're maybe a 7 in the right light. Get over it.


I demand this be balanced, it's not fair in the slightest.

What? No...
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#5 - 2012-08-01 18:33:58 UTC
A smile and some nice makeup could raise you to an 8. Actually being nice could raise it to a 9. As it stands, I'm more apt to pod you simple because you seem to be a poor loser. Besides, you bombed the talent portion. Your ping pong ball trick left much to be desired.
Lol
Eternal Serenity
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-08-01 18:58:25 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Being an ugly girl is just like being a guy. You have to work to make a living.

You're maybe a 7 in the right light. Get over it.

OP is way cute imo Oops
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-08-01 19:04:32 UTC
mmmmh...

[x] Popcorn
[x] Gin Tonic
[x] Spreadsheets

/me leans back to enjoy where this thread is going...

carry on...
Pix Severus
Empty You
#8 - 2012-08-01 19:22:38 UTC
Dear OP,

I'd do you.

Sincerely,
Pix Severus

PS: All night long.

PPS: Sorry, I don't have the skills to kill anyone, even a competition-winning beauty queen.

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Alpha Andromedae
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-08-01 19:25:41 UTC
Ugh
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#10 - 2012-08-01 19:58:00 UTC
This thread confirms the notion that any and all beauty pageants would be far more entertaining if they ended in contract-killing.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-08-01 20:16:32 UTC
Am I the only one who finds it VERY creepy that guys are flaunting the "goods" of their female avatars?

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Radiant Infinity
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-08-01 21:12:40 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it VERY creepy that guys are flaunting the "goods" of their female avatars?

Yes. Yes, you are.
Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-08-01 22:53:29 UTC
Is OP the new Tanya Harding for space beauty pageants?
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#14 - 2012-08-01 23:08:52 UTC
Radiant Infinity wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it VERY creepy that guys are flaunting the "goods" of their female avatars?

Yes. Yes, you are.

What happened to your neck!?

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CCP Affinity
C C P
C C P Alliance
#15 - 2012-08-01 23:42:25 UTC
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair

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Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#16 - 2012-08-01 23:56:30 UTC
CCP Affinity wrote:
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair
Place & time, and I'll split the screenshot bonus with you?

No, I'm totally not just doing it to collect that corpse. Oops

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Janet Patton
Brony Express
#17 - 2012-08-02 00:01:38 UTC
OP is almost as good looking as I am.

Why do I have this sig? I don't smoke.
Bloodpetal
Tir Capital Management Group
#18 - 2012-08-02 00:33:19 UTC
CCP Affinity wrote:
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair


"When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work."

Where I am.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-08-02 00:39:58 UTC
You may have more luck in the next competition, "Ugliest Avatars as chosen by CCP [insert name here]"

I'm sure I can win something in that one.

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Alotta Baggage
Radioactive Lobster Shipping
#20 - 2012-08-02 01:11:40 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
You may have more luck in the next competition, "Ugliest Avatars as chosen by CCP [insert name here]"

I'm sure I can win something in that one.


Yeah... in your dreams Cool
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