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Bye bye scamming and ganking. No more goonwaffles.

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Garreth Vlox
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-07-30 20:07:51 UTC
Prin Depran wrote:
If you have information that can negatively impact goons inside the game contact intelispower@gmail.com

Be advised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH-bFx9qs6o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Prin Depran
Spiritual Leader
Intelispower Alliance


If I had a penny for everyone of these threads...

The LULZ Boat.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#42 - 2012-07-30 21:00:54 UTC
Dafuq?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
Hiyora Akachi
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#43 - 2012-07-30 21:13:46 UTC
Prin Depran wrote:

Typically goon.
Keep your scams for Jita loser.



I wish I was a Goon.


Or a successful scammer for that matter.
Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2012-07-30 21:14:22 UTC
So get this, I heard that goons actually originate from a MESSAGE BOARD!

Crazy right? I'll even tell you the name of it for 10b isk. That's quite the deal.
Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#45 - 2012-07-30 21:16:17 UTC
Great video Mr Prencleeve.
ugh zug
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-07-30 21:22:41 UTC
good luck with that.

Want me to shut up? Remove content from my post,1B. Remove my content from a thread I have started 2B.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#47 - 2012-07-30 21:39:38 UTC
Can i put a fried egg in your slingback?

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#48 - 2012-07-30 22:05:57 UTC
If I were doing something like this, I would call it the Alyssian Coalition (no I don't care how that was spelt) and post a timeline of when we would expect "Goonwaffles" allies to fall.

You know, in a manner that is bound to succeed.

In other news, why do you keep publicly outing yourself? Do you not realize that by circumventing a perma-ban to do this crap you'll just get more accounts banned?

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2012-07-30 22:17:45 UTC
prencleeve, grats on becomin' a new internet fail meme
Prin Depran
Nova Prime Trade Center
#50 - 2012-07-30 22:49:32 UTC
Korsiri wrote:
prencleeve, grats on becomin' a new internet fail meme


LOL

I woul love that!
Make my day and post it here!
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-07-30 22:51:24 UTC
I have important information regarding Goonswarm.

I lied, I just spammed you with Goatse

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Ian The Bane
13th Bomber Squadron
#52 - 2012-07-30 23:00:52 UTC
Patrakele wrote:
Should I go ER or Pulse large lasers for my Atlas? Dropped LRM for extra heatsinks.


Dual UAC 5's in a D model Atlas, along with medium lasers!
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#53 - 2012-07-30 23:08:12 UTC
I'm slightly confused... why does the OP think that anything he would do matters?
Demolishar
United Aggression
#54 - 2012-07-30 23:13:23 UTC
Ian The Bane wrote:
Patrakele wrote:
Should I go ER or Pulse large lasers for my Atlas? Dropped LRM for extra heatsinks.


Dual UAC 5's in a D model Atlas, along with medium lasers!


UAC sucks, better just to have a bunch of staggered ER LL for light suppression and Gauss for the heavy work iMO.
Adalun Dey
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#55 - 2012-07-30 23:17:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Adalun Dey
Garreth Vlox wrote:
If I had a penny for everyone of these threads...

You might have half a dollar? You better share!

[i]" Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand, I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. "[/i]
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#56 - 2012-07-31 00:10:48 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
Richard Desturned wrote:
Charles Baker wrote:
I have strong info that Mittani may in-fact be a cat and not a real person, willing to reveal details for 200billion ISK.


you barely found this out


Richard i'll take you down a rabbit hole so deep, you won't know who you are at the end of it, Cats, the Illuminati, Xenuria, all of these things feature in the grand conspiracy.


This sounds more interesting than the OP, I want to hear more about this.
Freezehunter
#57 - 2012-07-31 00:28:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Freezehunter
I have classified information regarding where Goons assemble to scheme and plot, but it will cost you 50 billion.
I can provide the bookmark and other location references.

Just a sneak preview of what I have to offer: S.A.

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
Ban Bindy
Bindy Brothers Pottery Association
True Reign
#58 - 2012-07-31 00:30:50 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Prin Depran wrote:
If you have information that can negatively impact goons inside the game contact intelispower@gmail.com

Be advised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH-bFx9qs6o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Prin Depran
Spiritual Leader
Intelispower Alliance


Yea yea, inset "not sure if troll" yada yada here. Could very easily be a masterful Goon reverse psycology ploy!

But really, the sentiments in that video (whether they are real or not) are the EXACT things I hate about some players who have for some unknown reason come to EVE.

WHY are people like that in EVE instead of some themepark MMO, and yea I'm a broken record, but I'll say it in every post if i have to: why can't we have one cold hard sandbox without the entitlement/solo/casual happy happy funtime types trying to ruin it (well, asking ccp to ruin it more or less).

I came into EVE with an open mind, learned the game, played by the "rules" (the rules being don't fly crap you can't afford to lose, and trust no one lol), got better and now, while relatively poor by eve standards, I've got 4 accounts worth of characters that I use to play all over EVE and don't pay one red cent to do it. And yet, AND YET some (too many) people persists in whining and asking CCP to just hand them stuff and make things easier for them , usually "because itss a game, and a game is supposed to be fun" or some crap.

That these kinds of people exist makes me want to hurl IRL sometimes, but meh. Just hoping CCP sticks to it's guns where eve is concerned.



Hmm, you want to have the game go your way when you "don't pay one red cent" to play? Why can't this game that I play but don't pay for be exactly what I want and not what the other guy wants? Might be that you have answered your question.
Prin Depran
Nova Prime Trade Center
#59 - 2012-07-31 01:14:19 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
I have classified information regarding where Goons assemble to scheme and plot, but it will cost you 50 billion.
I can provide the bookmark and other location references.

Just a sneak preview of what I have to offer: S.A.


I appreciate the offer but we already know every single office they have and a good idea of owned structures.
If you can find relevant and actionable information just send it to intelispower@gmail.com

Thanks
Freezehunter
#60 - 2012-07-31 01:24:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Freezehunter
Prin Depran wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
I have classified information regarding where Goons assemble to scheme and plot, but it will cost you 50 billion.
I can provide the bookmark and other location references.

Just a sneak preview of what I have to offer: S.A.


I appreciate the offer but we already know every single office they have and a good idea of owned structures.
If you can find relevant and actionable information just send it to intelispower@gmail.com

Thanks


I facepalmed so hard my nose is bleeding.

Good luck with your erm... Initiative. LOL

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.