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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#21 - 2012-07-28 14:44:02 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Misanth wrote:
Reported OP for account sharing (if it was involontairily, I suggest you report it to GM's so they can suspend it during investigation). Look at me too, OP, I can also make poor jokes. Unlike yours tho, mine is slightly more realistic.


It's not account sharing if she doesn't know the login & password details.


I suggest you go read the EULA, and try to figure out what happens if you petition to GM's that you had something lost/happen because you left your PC unattended, while logged in.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
stoicfaux
#22 - 2012-07-28 14:45:59 UTC
Pak Narhoo wrote:
My god, are you people skeptical! Shocked

If I wouldn't know any better I'd suspect you guys where playing EVE. I'm told nobody trust anybody there. :o

Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-07-28 14:46:07 UTC
Your girlfriend is most likely a goon in a dress, trying to ruin your day.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-07-28 14:52:29 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:

Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.

I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-07-28 14:54:47 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:

Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.

I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing


Pedophiles have to put in a lot more effort to try & remain inconspicuous.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#26 - 2012-07-28 15:04:51 UTC
Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.

/c

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#27 - 2012-07-28 15:09:19 UTC
dexington wrote:
Your girlfriend is most likely a goon in a dress, trying to ruin your day.


Is there any other kind of goon?, I understand the dress is mandatory for fleet ops as is copious booze, the wizard hat however is optional.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-07-28 15:19:55 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Benny Ohu wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.
I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing
Pedophiles have to put in a lot more effort to try & remain inconspicuous.


You know this from personal experience?

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Kheeria
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2012-07-28 15:43:09 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.

/c

What if I click no?
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#30 - 2012-07-28 15:52:55 UTC
Kheeria wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.

/c

What if I click no?
There would only be one button of course. Have you ever played just before downtime? On those "Server will be shutting down" pop-ups, you only get the option to press "Ok" when you really want to press "No, it bloody well isn't."

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-07-28 15:56:55 UTC
dexington wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Benny Ohu wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.
I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing
Pedophiles have to put in a lot more effort to try & remain inconspicuous.


You know this from personal experience?


About as much you would.

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Eliha Katz
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-07-28 17:43:14 UTC
Sara XIII wrote:
What was "she" wearing?

Pink underwear and white t-shirt.

Phill Esteen wrote:

That's not what happened at all.

Actually that's exactly what happened.

I would not believe this myself of course...i guess no one expects unpiloted freighter on highsec gate so people just fly around like meh...
Implying Implications
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2012-07-28 20:22:18 UTC
And I was struck by lightning this morning.

hello
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2012-07-28 20:27:51 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.

/c


What changes would these be?
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#35 - 2012-07-28 20:55:30 UTC
Kheeria wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.

/c

What if I click no?


'No' functionality may be broken

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Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-07-28 21:07:40 UTC
Needs a shock collar - leaves the kitchen ZAPPPP
Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-07-28 21:47:18 UTC
I can't wait for part 2 of this story when WiS is finished.

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Lord Arakkis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2012-07-28 22:45:42 UTC
You do better than me. I can only seem to make my woman roll her eyes when I play EVE.

Your still a child in the eyes of the universe
Crompton Aberforth
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-07-29 09:45:44 UTC
This story and the reponses are just too funny! I believe you, it's just too crazy not to be true.

Just imagine if you'd come back and your cat was laying on the keyboard.... an utter catastrophe. If your dog was jumping up on it, that also would have been a bit rough.

Okay, I'll stop now!

Do you play EVE like a girl ...because um... you ARE a girl?

Do you know about the WGoE (Women Gamers of EVE) chat channel?

For access information visit the public chat room 'Women Gamers public'.
Kheeria
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-07-29 10:21:10 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Kheeria wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.

/c

What if I click no?
There would only be one button of course. Have you ever played just before downtime? On those "Server will be shutting down" pop-ups, you only get the option to press "Ok" when you really want to press "No, it bloody well isn't."

But he said to press yes, I would assume if there's a Yes button there's also a No button.
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