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Pipa Porto
#1981 - 2012-07-30 09:16:01 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
We don't hate miners; we simply can't bring ourselves to sympathize with the stupid ones.


"Miners are stupid because they fit strip miners instead of 48000mm artillery"

Tell us how you can do it then we probably fit our mining ships like that.


No, Miners are stupid because they cba to fit a dang tank or fly their ships to avoid ganks.

Even if it were true that they can't fit enough tank to survive a profitable gank in .5 (it's not), there's no reason they can't head to safer space where the cost to gank them hovers around the cost of the ship.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1982 - 2012-07-30 09:23:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Jorma Morkkis
Pipa Porto wrote:
No, Miners are stupid because they cba to fit a dang tank or fly their ships to avoid ganks.

Even if it were true that they can't fit enough tank to survive a profitable gank in .5 (it's not), there's no reason they can't head to safer space where the cost to gank them hovers around the cost of the ship.


Answer the question.

Do you actually think 20 T2 fit Catalysts is needed in 1.0 space?
How do you fit turrets/launcher to mining barges/exhumers?
Pipa Porto
#1983 - 2012-07-30 09:31:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Pipa Porto
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
No, Miners are stupid because they cba to fit a dang tank or fly their ships to avoid ganks.

Even if it were true that they can't fit enough tank to survive a profitable gank in .5 (it's not), there's no reason they can't head to safer space where the cost to gank them hovers around the cost of the ship.


Answer the question.

Do you actually think 20 T2 fit Catalysts is needed in 1.0 space?
How do you fit turrets/launcher to mining barges/exhumers?


Where did I say you could? Where did anyone say you could. The only reason you think someone said that is because you never learned how to figure out antecedents.

BTW: In 1.0, you'll get 2 shots with a Catalyst. That's 2600 Damage per. That means you need about 15 T2 Catalysts. That's about 225m ISK.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1984 - 2012-07-30 09:33:26 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
Where did I say you could? Where did anyone say you could. The only reason you think someone said that is because you never learned how to figure out antecedents.


Ever heard of "the best defense is a good offense"?
Pipa Porto
#1985 - 2012-07-30 09:34:06 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Where did I say you could? Where did anyone say you could. The only reason you think someone said that is because you never learned how to figure out antecedents.


Ever heard of "the best defense is a good offense"?


Yep. Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1986 - 2012-07-30 09:43:52 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?
Hypercake Mix
#1987 - 2012-07-30 09:44:42 UTC
'Grats everyone on this thread making it past 100 pages!

I doubt new miners find out that they need a 30k+ EHP tank until they're deep into mining skills first. In-game tutorials and such really only tell them about belt rats, which hit as hard as kittens. Even when they do find out, they have a whole week of buying and training skills before they can actually fit a decent tank. They're sure to hear about the amazing mining yield of the Hulk before hearing about needing that tank too.

Oh, did we all somehow overlook that fitting a tank involves awareness of needing said tank and requires points in fitting and tanking skills?

Sigh. I remember back when you needed to **** someone off to get ganked.

Then again, this is EVE. What they don't know powers our one-button bacon machines.

With the barge changes, I guess Mining can stay in the list of beginner career choices.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#1988 - 2012-07-30 09:53:10 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?


Thats why you fit a tank.
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#1989 - 2012-07-30 09:55:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Asuka Solo
Pipa Porto wrote:
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
We don't hate miners; we simply can't bring ourselves to sympathize with the stupid ones.


"Miners are stupid because they fit strip miners instead of 48000mm artillery"

Tell us how you can do it then we probably fit our mining ships like that.


No, Miners are stupid because they cba to fit a dang tank or fly their ships to avoid ganks.

Even if it were true that they can't fit enough tank to survive a profitable gank in .5 (it's not), there's no reason they can't head to safer space where the cost to gank them hovers around the cost of the ship.


Allow me to impart unto you this amazingly useful advise, handed down from generations of jihaddists who ran on the tears of hisec bears for the better half of a decade on forum topics whining about jihadding, only slightly adapted:

1) Don't AFK jihad
2) Stay aligned. Maybe you could gank somebody and warp off before concord gets you, if you have the skill
3) Bring moar deeps bro, safte in numbers
4) Risk more expensive boats bro, safety in larger ehp
5) Pay for and use a wardec for all griefing. Yes, we do provide you with weekly wardec permits at a modest fee. Please donate a few hundred mil isk in advance to absolute strangers prior to probably not receiving any notice on the success of your application.
6) Join an intel channel, maybe they can give you the 411 in the event that Concord jumps into local
7) Set your standings so you can spot Concord easy
8) Set your overviews properly broskies
9) Stay docked until Concord gets bored
10) Move to Low-sec where Concord doesn't care to gank you if you gank some mining bear
11) Move to 0.0 where Concord can't reach you and your brosefs can provide you with safe jihadding space with helpless miners to boot
12) Move into a WH where there is no Concord, or anything else for that matter.

I've always wanted to say those things to whiny jihaddists.

The large, silent majority of the Eve community on the other hand, will try to not lose any sleep over this absolutely positive and long overdue change. It'll be hard, but somebody has to do it.

:D

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1990 - 2012-07-30 09:58:42 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
no, they won't do 500 dps to both targets because the ships will have different resistances.

not to mention the faction battleship can ignore the catalyst because it has enough ehp that concord will be there before the catalyst can even get through it's shield.

OK, so people are laughing at you because EHP is the HP which includes the resists, but I won't derail and will instead make the point clearer.

I can make a Vindicator do ~2000 dps and have 5 90% webs, which would make it most efficient in it's role. Sadly, it would only have 45k EHP and so 4 or 5 Catalysts fit for 1mil a piece could take down my 1.5bil battleship in highsec, as I autopiloted to my destination.

However, you are more likely to see people fitting what is commonly known as a "tank" to their ships; this is when you add to the EHP or self rep capability. When you do this, it will break 200k EHP with ease. Sadly, it will no longer do as much DPS (1200-1300) which means you are gimping it's role by at least 40%

Apparently, asking a miner to do what every one else does in the game is just TOO GOSH DARN hard.

You are not a special case, you're just bad at EvE. Taking your 200mil ship and NOT TANKING IT is silly.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Pipa Porto
#1991 - 2012-07-30 09:59:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Pipa Porto
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?


X Miners. 1 Tornado 2 volleying Catalysts as they GCC.

Safety. In Numbers.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Dave stark
#1992 - 2012-07-30 10:01:21 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?


Thats why you fit a tank.


and when do other ships have to sacrifice ALL of their med and low slots to fit a tank? why do people have a hard time grasping this?

to fit a tank to a hulk you have to give up all of your non-high slots. you either end up relying on hull buffer with a damage control, or you have to give up a low for a power core thingy to fit a substantial shield tank.

a drake can easily get a substantial tank and still fit a rack of ballistic controls. a hulk can't fit a shield tank and even half the amount of mining upgrades a drake could fit in ballistic controls.

some thing needs to change whether it's a straight up ehp buff or a fitting upgrade. the current "tank your exhumer" thing is complete bullshit.
Dave stark
#1993 - 2012-07-30 10:02:16 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Dave stark wrote:
no, they won't do 500 dps to both targets because the ships will have different resistances.

not to mention the faction battleship can ignore the catalyst because it has enough ehp that concord will be there before the catalyst can even get through it's shield.

OK, so people are laughing at you because EHP is the HP which includes the resists,


aaand i stopped reading there because we're talking about dps not ehp.
Pipa Porto
#1994 - 2012-07-30 10:04:23 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?


Thats why you fit a tank.


and when do other ships have to sacrifice ALL of their med and low slots to fit a tank? why do people have a hard time grasping this?

to fit a tank to a hulk you have to give up all of your non-high slots. you either end up relying on hull buffer with a damage control, or you have to give up a low for a power core thingy to fit a substantial shield tank.

a drake can easily get a substantial tank and still fit a rack of ballistic controls. a hulk can't fit a shield tank and even half the amount of mining upgrades a drake could fit in ballistic controls.

some thing needs to change whether it's a straight up ehp buff or a fitting upgrade. the current "tank your exhumer" thing is complete bullshit.


Fit a Midslot/Rigslot Tank and MLUs and mine in 1.0space and you'll be fine.

The Special Snowflake brick tank is required only to counter a special snowflake team of many T1 Dessies in .5 space. Anywhere else, you can fit a smaller tank and still be unprofitable.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1995 - 2012-07-30 10:07:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Jorma Morkkis
baltec1 wrote:
Thats why you fit a tank.


I prefer to fit my PVE ships for dps instead of max tank. Just enough tank that I can survive initial dps.

Pipa Porto wrote:
Fit a Midslot/Rigslot Tank and MLUs and mine in 1.0space and you'll be fine.


For small payment I could do that. I'm not going to throw that suitcase out if I don't get payed. That needs effort, you know.
Herr Hammer Draken
#1996 - 2012-07-30 10:11:41 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Dave stark wrote:
no, they won't do 500 dps to both targets because the ships will have different resistances.

not to mention the faction battleship can ignore the catalyst because it has enough ehp that concord will be there before the catalyst can even get through it's shield.

OK, so people are laughing at you because EHP is the HP which includes the resists, but I won't derail and will instead make the point clearer.

I can make a Vindicator do ~2000 dps and have 5 90% webs, which would make it most efficient in it's role. Sadly, it would only have 45k EHP and so 4 or 5 Catalysts fit for 1mil a piece could take down my 1.5bil battleship in highsec, as I autopiloted to my destination.

However, you are more likely to see people fitting what is commonly known as a "tank" to their ships; this is when you add to the EHP or self rep capability. When you do this, it will break 200k EHP with ease. Sadly, it will no longer do as much DPS (1200-1300) which means you are gimping it's role by at least 40%

Apparently, asking a miner to do what every one else does in the game is just TOO GOSH DARN hard.

You are not a special case, you're just bad at EvE. Taking your 200mil ship and NOT TANKING IT is silly.


Mining ships are not warship, but since you guys intend them to be operated like they are then CCP is adjusting them to fit into their role like a war ship would. But of course that is where the disagrement comes in.

Herr Hammer Draken "The Amarr Prophet"

Dave stark
#1997 - 2012-07-30 10:12:26 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
Dave stark wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?


Thats why you fit a tank.


and when do other ships have to sacrifice ALL of their med and low slots to fit a tank? why do people have a hard time grasping this?

to fit a tank to a hulk you have to give up all of your non-high slots. you either end up relying on hull buffer with a damage control, or you have to give up a low for a power core thingy to fit a substantial shield tank.

a drake can easily get a substantial tank and still fit a rack of ballistic controls. a hulk can't fit a shield tank and even half the amount of mining upgrades a drake could fit in ballistic controls.

some thing needs to change whether it's a straight up ehp buff or a fitting upgrade. the current "tank your exhumer" thing is complete bullshit.


Fit a Midslot/Rigslot Tank and MLUs and mine in 1.0space and you'll be fine.

The Special Snowflake brick tank is required only to counter a special snowflake team of many T1 Dessies in .5 space. Anywhere else, you can fit a smaller tank and still be unprofitable.


once you fit a t2 invuln and passive em hardener you're out of cpu with 2 spare mids.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#1998 - 2012-07-30 10:13:07 UTC
Asuka Solo wrote:


1) Don't AFK jihad
2) Stay aligned. Maybe you could gank somebody and warp off before concord gets you, if you have the skill
3) Bring moar deeps bro, safte in numbers
4) Risk more expensive boats bro, safety in larger ehp
5) Pay for and use a wardec for all griefing. Yes, we do provide you with weekly wardec permits at a modest fee. Please donate a few hundred mil isk in advance to absolute strangers prior to probably not receiving any notice on the success of your application.
6) Join an intel channel, maybe they can give you the 411 in the event that Concord jumps into local
7) Set your standings so you can spot Concord easy
8) Set your overviews properly broskies
9) Stay docked until Concord gets bored
10) Move to Low-sec where Concord doesn't care to gank you if you gank some mining bear
11) Move to 0.0 where Concord can't reach you and your brosefs can provide you with safe jihadding space with helpless miners to boot
12) Move into a WH where there is no Concord, or anything else for that matter.

:D


We do stay alighned to escape if we kil the target in time to drag concord with us to a planet.
We will bring more DPS ifyou are worth it
EHP on a gank boat is as usefull as a chocolate fire guard
Wardecs are still broken
We had an intel channel for the ice interdictions
We did set our standing for miner "protectors"
We did set our overviews for ganking miners
We do stay docked till concord get bored
We will move to lowsec just as soon as the miners do
We call these roaming gangs
We also call these roaming gangs

Rashmika Clavain
Revelation Space
#1999 - 2012-07-30 10:15:58 UTC
Asuka Solo wrote:

2) Stay aligned. Maybe you could gank somebody and warp off before concord gets you, if you have the skill


...not much point as if you go GCC in 0.5+, then you must lose your ship to Concorde.

:shrug:
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#2000 - 2012-07-30 10:16:04 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Ever heard of "safety in numbers"?


Ever heard of "more dps in groups"?


Thats why you fit a tank.


and when do other ships have to sacrifice ALL of their med and low slots to fit a tank? why do people have a hard time grasping this?



Intercepters, any hauler with expensive cargo, front line fleet armour ships, heavy tackle ectect. The intercepters dont even get to tank themselves if they wantto be usefull.