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U will be slightly annoyed if you let this guy in2 ur corp
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wind whoooosh
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-07-25 22:36:17 UTC  |  Edited by: wind whoooosh
Michella or Michela w/e is a real bad thievy thief who will be nice to you then STEAL FROM UR CORP!

She got:

* 1 regular Scorpion
* 1 FULLY RESEARCHED bpo for Small Titanium Sabot
* Several extremely valuable and IRREPLACEBLE bpc's for heavy missiles.

It took a 2 hour chat interview, a one hour mumble interview and 7 days of corp ops for her to accomplish this epic feat. BEWARE. Next time she'll probably get.... like a Raven maybe.

Will the greed of this highly intelligent and efficient thief ever be checked? Thats for you to decide.

Beware.

UPDATE: Character is also thought to have solen someones pants.

UPDATE 2: rumor has it character is a law enforcement official in country of origin specialiizing in cavity searches. really really beware.
Dan Carter Murray
#2 - 2012-07-25 23:02:34 UTC
I'm so scared that I'm quitting eve now.

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com
Possum's Awesome
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
#3 - 2012-07-25 23:06:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Possum's Awesome
oh michella... i've missed you.

Warning to anyone that would let Michella into corp, he was in Original Sin. 2011.07.26 18:28 to 2011.10.14 05:02 with me, and ripped off this totally crippled/paraplegic guy of all his stuff. Only a complete moron would let this guy into their corp!

/looks

The Generic Pirate Corporation 2012.07.23 00:16 to this day

Oh ffs....




♥
Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-07-25 23:37:17 UTC
I'm already annoyed by the lack of grammar in your thread name.

When Bon Scott died and he appeared before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter looked at his record and told him he couldn't get in. Just then, God screams at Peter, "Let him in, Karen Carpenter is driving me nuts. I want to hear some music with balls. We'll haggle over the paperwork later." At least I hope that's what happened.
Michella
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-07-25 23:48:56 UTC
wind whoooosh wrote:
Michella or Michela w/e is a real bad thievy thief who will be nice to you then STEAL FROM UR CORP!

She got:

* 1 regular Scorpion
* 1 FULLY RESEARCHED bpo for Small Titanium Sabot
* Several extremely valuable and IRREPLACEBLE bpc's for heavy missiles.

It took a 2 hour chat interview, a one hour mumble interview and 7 days of corp ops for her to accomplish this epic feat. BEWARE. Next time she'll probably get.... like a Raven maybe.

Will the greed of this highly intelligent and efficient thief ever be checked? Thats for you to decide.

Beware.



These are baseless and unfounded allegations Sir, for shame on you and your slanderous tongue. I'll have you know that I have never stolen a single ISK from the Science and Trade Institute and I challenge you to prove said theft.

Also, Possum makes me a special type of warm, just thought I would share that Shocked

Love,
Mich
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#6 - 2012-07-26 00:47:33 UTC
Erhh?

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Dave stark
#7 - 2012-07-26 01:09:02 UTC
1 scorpion and an ammo bpo, oh the horrendous loss...

also for typing as you do; you damn well deserved it.
Xzi Shihari
Shadow Legion X
Seriously Suspicious
#8 - 2012-07-26 06:12:43 UTC
Michella wrote:
wind whoooosh wrote:
Michella or Michela w/e is a real bad thievy thief who will be nice to you then STEAL FROM UR CORP!

She got:

* 1 regular Scorpion
* 1 FULLY RESEARCHED bpo for Small Titanium Sabot
* Several extremely valuable and IRREPLACEBLE bpc's for heavy missiles.

It took a 2 hour chat interview, a one hour mumble interview and 7 days of corp ops for her to accomplish this epic feat. BEWARE. Next time she'll probably get.... like a Raven maybe.

Will the greed of this highly intelligent and efficient thief ever be checked? Thats for you to decide.

Beware.



These are baseless and unfounded allegations Sir, for shame on you and your slanderous tongue. I'll have you know that I have never stolen a single ISK from the Science and Trade Institute and I challenge you to prove said theft.

Also, Possum makes me a special type of warm, just thought I would share that Shocked

Love,
Mich

Quite true, wheres the proof?

Michella seems like a pretty trustworthy person anyways..
Nicholas Tong
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-07-26 06:17:22 UTC
Your thread gave me a good laugh, well done.
Potrondal Morrison
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-07-26 06:49:51 UTC
i once heard that she stole an Nanofibre Internal Structure from a corp, after that i decided to stay well away.
Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
#11 - 2012-07-26 07:20:56 UTC
Xzi Shihari wrote:
Michella wrote:

bla bla bla

Quite true, wheres the proof?

Michella seems like a pretty trustworthy person anyways..


Hi Xzi, u old basterd Lol

I think Michella would do just fine in your corp, there is rumors that you have some extremely valuable Rifter BPC's.. Blink

Oh, cya out there Neighbour o/

 I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....
Rivur'Tam
the united
#12 - 2012-07-26 10:48:41 UTC
don't let that rivur'tam in ur corp i heard she did steal supers from fail isk buying allaince

also please liek

[b]Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire

^^ my sig was awesome that naugty spitfire stole it for himself true story

United Recruitment Director.[/b]
Pinky Feldman
Amarrian Vengeance
Ragequit Cancel Sub
#13 - 2012-07-26 11:39:48 UTC
Wait, so did they like steal the items from a Science and Trade corp hangar or something?

But seriously, i'm sorry that they were allowed into your NPC corp. If I ever find out they have joined my alt's NPC corp, I will be sure to petition CCP. Thank you for the heads up.

The moar you cry the less you pee
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#14 - 2012-07-26 13:16:11 UTC
wind whoooosh wrote:
Michella or Michela w/e is a real bad thievy thief who will be nice to you then STEAL FROM UR CORP!

She got:

* 1 regular Scorpion
* 1 FULLY RESEARCHED bpo for Small Titanium Sabot
* Several extremely valuable and IRREPLACEBLE bpc's for heavy missiles.

It took a 2 hour chat interview, a one hour mumble interview and 7 days of corp ops for her to accomplish this epic feat. BEWARE. Next time she'll probably get.... like a Raven maybe.

Will the greed of this highly intelligent and efficient thief ever be checked? Thats for you to decide.

Beware.



This seems totally credible. I'm going to go hide my Scorpions, and hide my Ravens 'cause they're stealing everything out there. My Small Sabot BPO? He's worthless. You can have him.
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-07-26 14:27:14 UTC
love the misunderstanding of the sarcasm in OP =)

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Kingston Black
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-07-26 17:29:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Kingston Black
lol pro theft there, glad to see the generic pirate corp is raising the bar in lowsec shenanigans Pirate

If you are mad at the theft please go to Khanid and shoot them in the face. Don't forget to fit a cyno as well....
Michella
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-07-26 17:59:00 UTC
Kingston Black wrote:
lol pro theft there, glad to see the generic pirate corp is raising the bar in lowsec shenanigans Pirate

If you are mad at the theft please go to Khanid and shoot them in the face. Don't forget to fit a cyno as well....


As Possum stated, there was an alleged theft from an allegedly crippo'd individual that may or may not have resulted in cripply-type tears. I think that allegedly sets the shenanigans bar pretty [what goes here? low/high? It seems like both...]

Anyway...

Hi Kingston! Tell Rocks I said I miss his angry voice, also Simon... maybe not so much Cuma...or that one guy I can't remember with the serious stutter... where like, you knew what he was saying, but you tried not to be rude and let him finish, but it just kept droning on and on and on so finally you just put the headset down and punched yourself in the face...that guy.


But yea, Hi.
Kingston Black
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-07-26 18:14:38 UTC
Hi michella, ill tell rock you miss his angry voice (although he's getting soft in his old age he didnt even rage when cuma forgot the liquid ozone the other night ><)

i think i remember who you mean as well but time flies and a lot of the old crew are gone now :S

kingston


Michella wrote:
Kingston Black wrote:
lol pro theft there, glad to see the generic pirate corp is raising the bar in lowsec shenanigans Pirate

If you are mad at the theft please go to Khanid and shoot them in the face. Don't forget to fit a cyno as well....


As Possum stated, there was an alleged theft from an allegedly crippo'd individual that may or may not have resulted in cripply-type tears. I think that allegedly sets the shenanigans bar pretty [what goes here? low/high? It seems like both...]

Anyway...

Hi Kingston! Tell Rocks I said I miss his angry voice, also Simon... maybe not so much Cuma...or that one guy I can't remember with the serious stutter... where like, you knew what he was saying, but you tried not to be rude and let him finish, but it just kept droning on and on and on so finally you just put the headset down and punched yourself in the face...that guy.


But yea, Hi.
MaCoola
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-07-26 18:47:10 UTC
wind whoooosh wrote:
Michella or Michela w/e is a real bad thievy thief who will be nice to you then STEAL FROM UR CORP!

She got:

* 1 regular Scorpion
* 1 FULLY RESEARCHED bpo for Small Titanium Sabot
* Several extremely valuable and IRREPLACEBLE bpc's for heavy missiles.

It took a 2 hour chat interview, a one hour mumble interview and 7 days of corp ops for her to accomplish this epic feat. BEWARE. Next time she'll probably get.... like a Raven maybe.

Will the greed of this highly intelligent and efficient thief ever be checked? Thats for you to decide.

Beware.




rofl best corp thief post ever!
RoCkEt X
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#20 - 2012-07-26 18:49:24 UTC
Michella wrote:
Kingston Black wrote:
lol pro theft there, glad to see the generic pirate corp is raising the bar in lowsec shenanigans Pirate

If you are mad at the theft please go to Khanid and shoot them in the face. Don't forget to fit a cyno as well....


As Possum stated, there was an alleged theft from an allegedly crippo'd individual that may or may not have resulted in cripply-type tears. I think that allegedly sets the shenanigans bar pretty [what goes here? low/high? It seems like both...]

Anyway...

Hi Kingston! Tell Rocks I said I miss his angry voice, also Simon... maybe not so much Cuma...or that one guy I can't remember with the serious stutter... where like, you knew what he was saying, but you tried not to be rude and let him finish, but it just kept droning on and on and on so finally you just put the headset down and punched yourself in the face...that guy.


But yea, Hi.



Thread = meh

hi btw

-Rock
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