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Mr. Bushar's Victim Recovery Fund

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CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#1 - 2012-07-23 15:51:03 UTC
This is to field funding for those who have fallen victim in some way, shape, or form to Mr Bushar. Whether it was ending up on the tragic 'black list' and thereby unable to take advantage of a stellar rise to the top followed by a massive return on investments made (through both membership rewards, gold-member benefits, and a massive 15%-20% return on initial funds granted).

In the event Mr Bushar's bond falls through, this will also be extended to those who participated, as well as Mr Bushar himself to help rebuild a crumbling empire...should it happen.

The Plan
Funds will be transferred by me to a holding corp, monitored and maintained by my own alt. No interest will be paid out, as the corp-holder will not be building, trading, moving, flying, or doing much more than swimming in virtual iskies for the sake of being an internet-spaceship-Scrooge Mcduck.

If and when a victim anonymously seeks recompense or reparations, these funds will be used to first pay for counselling sessions through the wonderful Space Therapist known as Space Therapist. Her services and feedback can be monitored easily here.

This service will be donation-driven. Give as much as you feel compelled to give, knowing this will go towards a good cause. Perhaps Space Therapist will be able to turn the sour detractors of the Mr. Bushar Black List into loving, kind people once more, perhaps Space Therapist will need to mend broken minds and souls, one can never be sure.


The Risk:
None of this actually ever happens.

Ever.


We would like to field interest and ask, initially, for donations that mirror Space Therapist's own fees, 10m increments to cover 30min-sessions per donation increment. Funding and donations will be tracked anonymously to avoid showboating, gloating, and possible extortion.


Cheers, fly safe, and thank you.
Corina Xeral
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-07-23 16:13:09 UTC
I see that your jimmies have been thoroughly rustled.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#3 - 2012-07-23 16:14:55 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
I see that your jimmies have been thoroughly rustled.


Nope, just following through on what I said I would do.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-07-23 16:16:39 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I see that your jimmies have been thoroughly rustled.


Nope, just following through on what I said I would do.


The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#5 - 2012-07-23 16:18:20 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I see that your jimmies have been thoroughly rustled.


Nope, just following through on what I said I would do.


"Am I on the right track here?"


Yep!

Also, you're more than welcome to donate to the recovery fund to help all of those who have fallen back onto their feet. There is no better path (or track) than humane efforts.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-07-23 16:20:14 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I see that your jimmies have been thoroughly rustled.


Nope, just following through on what I said I would do.


"Am I on the right track here?"


Yep!

Also, you're more than welcome to donate to the recovery fund to help all of those who have fallen back onto their feet. There is no better path (or track) than humane efforts.


Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
fnord motor company
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-07-23 17:22:03 UTC
quite possibly the most creatively written troll scam I've seen in quite some time. all the elements are there. subtlety, inside jokes, double entendres, completely unsubstantiated claims, complete lack of oversight, etc.

Perfect. don't change a thing.
JohnathanGalt
Northern Sky Industries
#8 - 2012-07-23 17:32:20 UTC
Tempted...just for the lolz.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-07-23 17:40:16 UTC
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#10 - 2012-07-23 18:14:00 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.


Stop trying to bring yourself to my level. Whether it's up or down...it's not for you.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-07-23 18:17:03 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.


Stop trying to bring yourself to my level. Whether it's up or down...it's not for you.


I love talking to myself
David Forge
GameOn Inc.
#12 - 2012-07-23 18:26:41 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.


Proof, from his own mouth, that he is using alts to run scams.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-07-23 18:28:20 UTC
David Forge wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.


Proof, from his own mouth, that he is using alts to run scams.


IT'S PROOF GUYS, I'M A WIZARD, I FIGURED HIM OUT

I have to say, I'd never mess with a man who has the investigative prowess of your kind.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#14 - 2012-07-23 18:28:31 UTC
David Forge wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.


Proof, from his own mouth, that he is using alts to run scams.


Shame I'm that alt, though. Here, let me fix this...

Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually claiming to be CorInaXeraL's alt
I'm trying to steal 10m per person.



fnord motor company
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-07-23 18:30:31 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
David Forge wrote:
Mr Bushar wrote:
I am actually CorInaXeraL's alt
We're trying to steal 10m per person.


Proof, from his own mouth, that he is using alts to run scams.


IT'S PROOF GUYS, I'M A WIZARD, I FIGURED HIM OUT

I have to say, I'd never mess with a man who has the investigative prowess of your kind.

you are, as ever, boring.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-07-23 18:33:21 UTC
fnord motor company wrote:

you are, as ever, boring.


You are, as ever, never earning returns above 10% on this forum ;)
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-07-23 18:34:54 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:

Shame I'm that alt, though. Here, let me fix this...





And Bushar, seriously, stop claiming you are my alt. Nobody believes you


EDIT: OOPS!! Meant to post this as CorInaXeraL
fnord motor company
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-07-23 18:58:53 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
fnord motor company wrote:

you are, as ever, boring.


You are, as ever, never earning returns above 10% on this forum ;)

Neither are you.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-07-23 20:40:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Bushar
fnord motor company wrote:

Neither are you.


Not only am I earning returns nearing the triple digits in percents every month, but I am rewarding my loyal investors with benefits that have never been offered in this entire forum as of yet. Benefits which you, fnord motor company (rofl), will never have access to.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#20 - 2012-07-23 20:43:45 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
fnord motor company wrote:

Neither are you.


Not only am I earning returns nearing the triple digits in percents every month, but I am rewarding my loyal investors with benefits that have never been offered in this entire forum as of yet. Benefits which you, fnord motor company (rofl), will never have access to.


You're derailing my thread, threadjacker.

This is a humanitarian effort for the greater psychological good of our resident EVEians.

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