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EVE, a poetic voyage
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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-07-22 21:17:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Gerard
"Jump Jump Jump!"

We started flying with all the true hearted should be, the region of Syndicate, the system of MHC.

Cargo hold full of injectable loot, she was a mighty transport with warp strength to boot.

This ship was a mighty O-ccator, dubbed the Tom-mater upon its first trip.

We join our voyage a little bit late, as we sit upon the origin gate, name withheld for a security reason, for such information would be grounds for sedition or treason.

Our scout took the lead, and we wait as he jumped through the Harroule gate, where they grow a trade market weed.

"Jump Jump Jump!"

Only weed farmers bore witness to our fleet, but returned to their tasking, the silence was sweet until our scout started asking.

Scout: "Which gate?"...

"Are you a ******* moron we just came from MHC... and there are only two gates in this system which gate do you think it is?"

Scout: "Ostingele?"

"ugh, Jump Jump Jump!"

I recall now what we expected then, local was filled with many negative ten, but few were shocked as they were seemingly docked, we decided to progress for warp speed is measured in AU per S but flying with cargo feels longer indeed.

"Jump Jump Jump!"

The gates were all clear, no sight of attack but I hold back the cheer, for nothing was certain as we warped off to Stac.

"Jump Jump Jump"

Off to the station, we passed great noble an inspector of customs ignored as our friend had flagged global.

”Docking Permission Requested”

-- Written by Tom Herman

Now with 100% less Troll.
Pipa Porto
#2 - 2012-07-22 22:00:23 UTC
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