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I just ate at Chic-Fil-A

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Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#61 - 2012-08-08 11:08:24 UTC
Jada Maroo wrote:
And let me tell you, those nuggets were absolutely yummy-yumm-yumm delicious. And the spicy chicken sandwich? Oh, god, it is the perfect union of the two things I love most - Chic-Fil-A chicken and spicy foods. I don't know what they use for their seasoning but their food is just pure ambrosia. I even managed to swipe one of those delectable round french fries that only they sell from one of my friends.

MmmMMmm... perfection.

Well, I mean, almost. Okay, maybe there's one little thing that is lacking but it's really, really minor. And it would be asking too much. Honestly, I'm not even sure it's physically possible.

I mean, can you combine a delicious food with an abstract internet concept? No, probably not.

But let's just say you could. Let's imagine that you really enjoy the taste of Chic-Fi-A nuggets and let's also imagine you enjoy, say, trolling.

Oh, my God.

If only those two things could be brought together somehow. Of course not! That is asking far too much - can you even imagine? If only I could sink my teeth into a tender, yummy Chic-Fil-A nugget and somehow simultaneously troll hipsters with just my very culinary bliss. Oh my that would be...

G L O R I O U S

Laptop
Cellphone Tether

Wish granted!
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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#62 - 2012-08-08 11:39:41 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
I just wish the hash browns were a bit better.


I had that same problem with a dealer once, the guy just could not bake a decent brownie if his life depended on it. So i told him, either you start making better brownies, or i start buying from the chick down the street.

Long story short, i start buying from the chick down the street. The moral of the story, a man has no business in the kitchen, that's female territory.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2012-08-08 20:47:55 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


They should let us bring our own chickens in Big smile


And kiss them.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#64 - 2012-08-08 21:33:11 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
I got yelled at by protesters when I went to Chick Fil A yesterday. Personally I think this whole thing is silly, and protesting over the personal opinion of the CEO of the company is an outrageous display of ignorance. I could care less that they're protesting...until they call me a "shill for the corporate hatemongers" (how cliche can they possibly be?) for simply buying a product I happen to like.

Today, a dozen friends and I went back to that same store to see if they were still there. They were, waving signs and yelling at anyone who approached the restaurant. So we parked right next to them, bought our food, and had a tailgate party about ten feet from them. They finally got mad enough to put down the signs and come yell at us and we had a great time trolling them.

Alas, no one took video. Best moment from lunch:

Hippie girl: "How does that HATE taste?"

Me, with a mouthful of sandwich: "Like chicken."

God, she couldn't have set it up better.

edit: those were some very angry kids. I don't know how people make it through life with that much rage.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#65 - 2012-08-08 22:57:53 UTC
I wish I could get yelled at by protestors but no one gives a **** in Texas and it's also 105 degrees outside.
Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-08-08 23:06:26 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I got yelled at by protesters when I went to Chick Fil A yesterday. Personally I think this whole thing is silly, and protesting over the personal opinion of the CEO of the company is an outrageous display of ignorance. I could care less that they're protesting...until they call me a "shill for the corporate hatemongers" (how cliche can they possibly be?) for simply buying a product I happen to like.

Today, a dozen friends and I went back to that same store to see if they were still there. They were, waving signs and yelling at anyone who approached the restaurant. So we parked right next to them, bought our food, and had a tailgate party about ten feet from them. They finally got mad enough to put down the signs and come yell at us and we had a great time trolling them.

Alas, no one took video. Best moment from lunch:

Hippie girl: "How does that HATE taste?"

Me, with a mouthful of sandwich: "Like chicken."

God, she couldn't have set it up better.

edit: those were some very angry kids. I don't know how people make it through life with that much rage.


Sounds like the people that protested NATO... but never had a legit reason I could tell to protest...NATO. They just had nothing better to do, or needed an excuse to be pissed off at the world. Either way everyone seems to act ******** over this whole thing.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#67 - 2012-08-09 06:46:39 UTC
Wonder how much antibiotics the chickens was stuffed with before being fried (like everything else in the fattest country in world) and much glucose syrup went into all that.

I have seen street food in China looking more delicious than this.

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-08-09 07:20:07 UTC
Alpheias wrote:
I have seen street food in China looking more delicious than this.


some like dog, some like chicken... don't be a hater

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#69 - 2012-08-09 07:40:25 UTC
dexington wrote:
Alpheias wrote:
I have seen street food in China looking more delicious than this.


some like dog, some like chicken... don't be a hater


That is ironic as hell. Take your time, I can wait while you figure it out.

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#70 - 2012-08-09 07:56:09 UTC
Alpheias wrote:
dexington wrote:
Alpheias wrote:
I have seen street food in China looking more delicious than this.


some like dog, some like chicken... don't be a hater


That is ironic as hell. Take your time, I can wait while you figure it out.


u mad bro?

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#71 - 2012-08-09 08:31:16 UTC
dexington wrote:
Alpheias wrote:
dexington wrote:
Alpheias wrote:
I have seen street food in China looking more delicious than this.


some like dog, some like chicken... don't be a hater


That is ironic as hell. Take your time, I can wait while you figure it out.


u mad bro?


I am a honey badger on caffeine, sugar.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#72 - 2012-08-09 14:08:54 UTC
Jada Maroo wrote:
I wish I could get yelled at by protestors but no one gives a **** in Texas and it's also 105 degrees outside.

Greetings from Tyler.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#73 - 2012-08-09 14:15:16 UTC
Alpheias wrote:
Wonder how much antibiotics the chickens was stuffed with before being fried (like everything else in the fattest country in world) and much glucose syrup went into all that.

I have seen street food in China looking more delicious than this.


http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Food/Ingredients-Chicken

It's not exactly health food, but it's easily the best fried chicken I've ever had.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
stoicfaux
#74 - 2012-08-09 14:42:34 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

It's not exactly health food, but it's easily the best fried chicken I've ever had.


http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jun/20/opinion/la-ed-poultry-inspection-20120620
Quote:

Under a proposed change in federal food safety rules, up to 175 chicken carcasses a minute would whiz by a single government inspector as he attempted to check them for signs of contamination or other problems. Talk about poultry in motion.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has been testing a system, with promising results, under which it could cut the number of government poultry inspectors by 800 and have the employees of processing plants take over much of the inspection and sorting work earlier on in the line. A USDA inspector would then view only the carcasses that had passed earlier screening, but at a much faster pace. Right now, government inspectors examine no more than 35 chickens per minute. Under the new scenario, the processing line would move up to 25% faster.


A 1.4 second visual inspection by a plant employee... The inspections were mostly pointless before, now that they're almost completely pointless, why bother?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#75 - 2012-08-09 18:01:31 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I got yelled at by protesters when I went to Chick Fil A yesterday. Personally I think this whole thing is silly, and protesting over the personal opinion of the CEO of the company is an outrageous display of ignorance. I could care less that they're protesting...until they call me a "shill for the corporate hatemongers" (how cliche can they possibly be?) for simply buying a product I happen to like.

Today, a dozen friends and I went back to that same store to see if they were still there. They were, waving signs and yelling at anyone who approached the restaurant. So we parked right next to them, bought our food, and had a tailgate party about ten feet from them. They finally got mad enough to put down the signs and come yell at us and we had a great time trolling them.

Alas, no one took video. Best moment from lunch:

Hippie girl: "How does that HATE taste?"

Me, with a mouthful of sandwich: "Like chicken."

God, she couldn't have set it up better.

edit: those were some very angry kids. I don't know how people make it through life with that much rage.

Somehow that reminds me of this PETA protesting bikers' leather story. Old, but still cracks me up. Talk about not knowing how to pick your battles.... Smile
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#76 - 2012-08-09 18:10:56 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I got yelled at by protesters when I went to Chick Fil A yesterday. Personally I think this whole thing is silly, and protesting over the personal opinion of the CEO of the company is an outrageous display of ignorance. I could care less that they're protesting...until they call me a "shill for the corporate hatemongers" (how cliche can they possibly be?) for simply buying a product I happen to like.

Today, a dozen friends and I went back to that same store to see if they were still there. They were, waving signs and yelling at anyone who approached the restaurant. So we parked right next to them, bought our food, and had a tailgate party about ten feet from them. They finally got mad enough to put down the signs and come yell at us and we had a great time trolling them.

Alas, no one took video. Best moment from lunch:

Hippie girl: "How does that HATE taste?"

Me, with a mouthful of sandwich: "Like chicken."

God, she couldn't have set it up better.

edit: those were some very angry kids. I don't know how people make it through life with that much rage.

Somehow that reminds me of this PETA protesting bikers' leather story. Old, but still cracks me up. Talk about not knowing how to pick your battles.... Smile


OMG that is full of win Lol

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Jim Era
#77 - 2012-08-09 18:20:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Jim Era
That's what protesters deserve

Wat™
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2012-08-09 20:38:39 UTC
Ok, I keep going back to the biker story and I wish we still had the old forum sigs... I could do so much with this quote.
Quote:
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”


Lol

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#79 - 2012-08-09 20:47:42 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Ok, I keep going back to the biker story and I wish we still had the old forum sigs... I could do so much with this quote.
Quote:
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”


Lol

Ha ha! And I will always treasure that photo of the guy in the tree. Every time I look at it, people wonder what the hell I'm smirking at over here in my cubicle. P
Mutant Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#80 - 2012-08-10 12:18:07 UTC
As a gay male, this all makes me laugh quite a bit. As I said to some of my friends "I'd much rather have a spicy chicken sandwich than have to deal with the majority of gay guys I've had the displeasure of meeting.", they all seem to have agreed with my views in regards to the situation. Lol