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A new player saying hi
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DrSmegma
Smegma United
#21 - 2012-07-19 16:37:41 UTC
When you quit, I'll be the one who gets your stuff because I asked first - CAN I HAVE YOUR STUFF?

Remember it.

Eve too complicated? Try Astrum Regatta.
Jafit
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-07-19 17:12:37 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quaaid wrote:
Ha! Thanks for sending my alt all that isk, suckers.

And here I was thinking it was Jafit's alt....after all he was the one encouraging everybody to give that guy money...


If I wanted to do that I'd make a new account, join Dreddit or Goonwaffe, and then speak up on mumble on a major op telling everyone that I'm new and I don't know what I'm doing, and wow look at all these big ships but all I have is a Rifter. I'll easily make a billion at least.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#23 - 2012-07-19 17:13:18 UTC
Hi!
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#24 - 2012-07-19 17:24:58 UTC
Acuss Sokarad wrote:
Wowa!
I looked at My balance...Shocked
Thanks people! Lol

Amazing! thanks again! wow!Big smile


Sending noob some iskies too... cuz in not fun to blow them up in the noob ship.

OP: Get something shiney for us to shoot at. :D

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-07-19 17:26:57 UTC
Acuss Sokarad wrote:
Hi everyone,

I'm new to the game and to the Eve Online Community,
So i Just wanted to say hi and maybe we see each other out there...In space. Blink

You really don't want to see me in space.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Jafit
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-07-19 17:29:46 UTC
Got home, sent a few mill, how much did you get so far?
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#27 - 2012-07-19 17:31:33 UTC
*check killboards*

Confirming you don't want to see Cyprus Black in space. Pirate

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Quaaid
Phoenix Foundry
#28 - 2012-07-19 17:39:08 UTC
Shameless Avenger wrote:
*check killboards*

Confirming you don't want to see Cyprus Black in space. Pirate



...really?
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2012-07-19 17:44:24 UTC
Quaaid wrote:
Shameless Avenger wrote:
*check killboards*

Confirming you don't want to see Cyprus Black in space. Pirate



...really?


I was thinking the same thing...

Hey newbie, welcome to EVE.

Throw us a mail if you ever want any help/advice.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-07-19 17:44:45 UTC
OK..I gave you some iskies, too.

You made me log into eve again....

..I hate you.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Arkturus McFadden
Anukar
#31 - 2012-07-19 17:47:34 UTC
Hi
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#32 - 2012-07-19 17:51:10 UTC
Somebody should take this noob and teach him the ways before we loose him to carebearism.

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-07-19 17:54:28 UTC
Hello to you.

I congratulate you. By advertising yourself you a fresh idealistic young player you have endeared yourself to three others, equally idealistic, whilst alienating yourself to another twenty thousand who are all determined to now kill you.

I admire your pluck, thrill-seeker.


KUDOS!




[i]I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me.

I, Karkaroph.[/i]
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-07-19 18:30:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyprus Black
Shameless Avenger wrote:
*check killboards*

Confirming you don't want to see Cyprus Black in space. Pirate

Shameful? Probably.
Easy? Sure.
Zero challenge? I'll buy that.
Pays for my monthly subscription? Yes sir you betcha.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Wilfuc Fatburdz
The Capitals' Club
#35 - 2012-07-19 18:40:37 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Shameless Avenger wrote:
*check killboards*

Confirming you don't want to see Cyprus Black in space. Pirate

Shameful? Probably.
Easy? Sure.
Zero challenge? I'll buy that.
Pays for my monthly subscription? Yes sir you betcha.


I give this post a Toon Boobage score of:

8/10
Dusenman
Sensible People
Sigma Grindset
#36 - 2012-07-19 19:09:54 UTC
And you are.... Oh wait your new! Welcome to EVE and see you around.

GM Homonoia: In other words; feel free to use the tactic, but don't be an utter and total ***.

CCP Tallest_: _And by "we have made it so", I mean Punkturis has made it so.
D3F4ULT
#37 - 2012-07-19 19:55:32 UTC  |  Edited by: D3F4ULT
Protip; EVE has PvP. (Player vs People)

Nothing is fair, no one is honest, and everything is a lie. Kiss your sanity goodbye.


EDIT: never pay anyone your sweet sweet isk directly or through trade. If its too good to be true, then it is. And sometimes when you think you're getting an okay deal, you're not.

Basically, you're going to love this game and hate the people.

"Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve"
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#38 - 2012-07-19 20:27:30 UTC
Acuss Sokarad wrote:
Hi everyone,

I'm new to the game and to the Eve Online Community,
So i Just wanted to say hi and maybe we see each other out there...In space. Blink


You poor b*stard. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-07-19 20:28:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyprus Black
For Gods sake, people! Do background checks if you're a CEO and recruiting.
Or if you join a corp and they don't run a background check on you, they're not worth joining.

I prey on corps like this.

It's so very easy to join corp, join fleet, warp to member and pop their ship.
They don't ask me for an API key, they don't look at my killboard, they don't look at my corp history, they don't ask questions, they make no discernible attempt to weed out bad apples.

The fact that I keep getting away with in-corp piracy is testament to their ineptness.
That and... well... they're too busy fapping to my avatars boobies.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#40 - 2012-07-19 20:48:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Shameless Avenger
Cyprus Black wrote:
For Gods sake, people! Do background checks if you're a CEO and recruiting.
Or if you join a corp and they don't run a background check on you, they're not worth joining.

I prey on corps like this.

It's so very easy to join corp, join fleet, warp to member and pop their ship.
They don't ask me for an API key, they don't look at my killboard, they don't look at my corp history, they don't ask questions, they make no discernible attempt to weed out bad apples.

The fact that I keep getting away with in-corp piracy is testament to their ineptness.
That and... well... they're too busy fapping to my avatars boobies.


We knew but still... we like the LOLs... can you go back to play noob now?

I miss Innonimate :(

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
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