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HELP. TACKLED.

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Jeronica
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
Deepwater Hooligans
#1 - 2012-07-19 01:33:17 UTC
HELP! TACKLED IN BELT.

HURRY PLS.

I HAVE WRITTEN A HAIKU, IN HOPE SOMEONE WILL WARP TO ME AND HELP.

In the Belt I am
Forever Tackled please help
For I will die soon

Please quicken thou warp
The armor will soon not hold
Structure is well-nigh

A Wreck it appears
Floating in sweet solitude
Among the cosmos

PLS HURRY!

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Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-07-19 01:35:23 UTC
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE POEM THREAD AND IT IS ABOUT MY RAGE AND THE NAVY DOMINIX I COMMAND.
Jeronica
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
Deepwater Hooligans
#3 - 2012-07-19 01:40:54 UTC
IS YOUR NAVY DOMINIX TACKLED? DO YOU NEED HELP?

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Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-07-19 02:59:49 UTC
This thread probably isn't going places. But I'm hopin on board anyway.
Ra Jackson
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-07-19 08:54:23 UTC
Pretty sure this is a trap.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#6 - 2012-07-19 08:58:04 UTC
Send in....

THE BATTLE ONION.
Shamus O'Reilly
Candy Cabal
#7 - 2012-07-19 09:40:09 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Send in....

THE BATTLE ONION.



epic Lol

"I swear there are more people complaining over "nullsecers complaining" then actual nullsec people complaining."
BrutalButFair
Fleet of the Damned
#8 - 2012-07-19 12:45:25 UTC
Give this girl some attention, she needs it Ugh
Dunan Sanis
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-07-19 12:58:02 UTC
Sorry I can't read Japanese!
Otto Phallatio
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-07-19 14:58:27 UTC
Whoa, original.
1/10

"You know, one in the pink, three in the stink... romance!"
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#11 - 2012-07-19 15:07:37 UTC
That's more of a haikai than a haiku, and uh... very... non-traditional ^__^;

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eddie valvetino
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-07-19 15:26:26 UTC
pointless post in point thread to make thread any more pointless than it is

pointless..

in before locked for no content.

Did I say pointless yet?
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-07-19 16:10:32 UTC
Good god, what happened to this place? Even the pirate stories are garbage.

Back to OOPE I guess...

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Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-07-19 18:02:24 UTC
OOPE <--------------- That Way
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#15 - 2012-07-19 18:40:28 UTC
Quickly, do a barrel roll!

And use bombs wisely.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#16 - 2012-07-19 18:50:40 UTC
-10/10 nice try though :)
Renier Gaden
Immortal Guides
#17 - 2012-07-19 19:05:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Renier Gaden
I enjoyed the poem.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-07-19 19:11:45 UTC
Kyle Ward wrote:
Good god, what happened to this place? Even the pirate stories are garbage.

Back to OOPE I guess...


You're garbage.

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Hudzen Ten
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-07-19 19:22:29 UTC
does 'tackled' refer to getting caught in your zipper?
Rudgier Thorrin
Noob Constructions LTD
#20 - 2012-07-20 08:55:08 UTC
This would be better if the first words of each verse combined into a Rick-roll or something.

Implying I need a signature
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