EVE General Discussion

Yea. I suppose most insults will be based on the sheer fact that someone plays this crap.

Alternatively, to add the 'zinger':

So, you play EVE Online - and are only moderately capable at it?



Burn. As it were.

Yo momma's so fat they won't let her dock at stations any more.

Yo momma's so fat that they use her to go titan bowling.

That fitting is so bad Pend pays off the insurance contract the moment you undock.

Yo momma eats so much they had to invent Giant Secure Containers to hold her lunch.

Your mother is so fat that she has merged her gravitational pull with that of the planet. The effects of this have caused all life to be heavily burdened as gravitational weight has slightly more than doubled. The race is on to develop new fuel sources that will once again allow space travel as spacecraft can no longer escape our atmosphere under the combined gravitational pull of the planet and your mother. Scientists agree that we can harvest the flatulence of your mother to produce this fuel, but lack entry point to her lower intestines as the western hemisphere of earth has merged with her backside and it all crushing together into what experts agree will eventually become a quantum singularity. Humanity is in a race against time.

That fat.


How did I do?

Clever explanation ever, also insult to nerds that are to nerds what nerds are to normal people

I am sure you were in NightmareX's latest empire PvP video.

Yo momma's so fat that I had to train my PI skills to V before I could plant my command center, if you know what I mean.