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MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#1 - 2012-07-18 20:59:36 UTC
I am curious how many eve insults jokes we can come up with...

Accepted are Knock knock jokes your mamma jokes and anything else thats funny...


i'll start your mother is soo stupid she makes eve Mission A.I look smart...

Your mother is so fat its the reason why there are no longer moms in the game...

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
Marcus Ichiro
IchiCorp
#2 - 2012-07-18 21:00:30 UTC
You're in an NPC corp.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#3 - 2012-07-18 21:01:18 UTC
Your shiptosting is so bad you should be forum banned and this thread locked!

BUUUUURN! Big smile

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#4 - 2012-07-18 21:01:34 UTC
Marcus Ichiro wrote:
You're in an NPC corp.

Oops

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#5 - 2012-07-18 21:08:21 UTC
"Your mother is so fat she collapsed the EVEGate"?

"You should be called Cave Johnson, cause you fitting style is like throwing science at a wall and seeing what sticks."

...."Goon"?

Okay no wait better, "You're a goon role model"

The Drake is a Lie
Dabnus
o.o.o
#6 - 2012-07-18 21:20:20 UTC
****** Strenght! This insult was used by CCP Soundwave to describe Test's AT10 match win despite 4 boundary violations. "Test displayed great ****** Strenght".
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-07-18 21:21:39 UTC
lol Caldari

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#8 - 2012-07-18 21:46:12 UTC
Your mammoth is so fat she collapses wormholes.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#9 - 2012-07-18 21:46:22 UTC
Marcus Ichiro wrote:
You're in an NPC corp.



sic burn bro...

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#10 - 2012-07-18 21:47:18 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Your shiptosting is so bad you should be forum banned and this thread locked!

BUUUUURN! Big smile


i resemble this post...

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
Shalia Ripper
#11 - 2012-07-18 21:51:04 UTC
Your father is a Fedo and your mother smells of stale Quafe.

Sig blah blah blah blah
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#12 - 2012-07-18 22:15:31 UTC
So....you work for CCP?

...
Y'nit Gidrine
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-07-18 22:16:45 UTC
Don't forget to destroy a minmatar ship before you attempt to salvage it.
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
#14 - 2012-07-18 23:13:44 UTC
A highsec miner gets caught in a bubble. As the pirates begin locking the target he desperately tries appealing to their humanity screaming "Don't shoot! I have kids and a family!". After a brief pause the pirate leader replies "But we love to shoot..." to which the highsec miner immediately drops a can and says "Shoot the kids and family then".
Tor Gungnir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-07-18 23:19:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Tor Gungnir
I could've been your father, but the Slaver Hound beat me over the acceleration gate.

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-07-19 00:33:30 UTC
TEST
Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#17 - 2012-07-19 00:52:56 UTC
Yo Momma's so fat that when she goes down the shops, she needs your dad to pop a cyno
stoicfaux
#18 - 2012-07-19 00:57:06 UTC
Q: How many Goons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10,058. But even after all that, the light bulb still needs to be replaced.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Lyskal Oskold
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-07-19 01:02:56 UTC
Your momma is so fat she isn't allowed in any FW complexes.

Your momma is so fat the only ship she can fly is a hollowed out freighter.

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." - Eleanor Lamb
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#20 - 2012-07-19 01:26:32 UTC
So, you play EVE Online?
*points and laughs*

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
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