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Rage. How it boils within my soul.
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Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-07-17 23:39:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Saithe
Zedrik Cayne wrote:


Rejoice with the crew? I think verily not.
Within your own pod, most surely you rot.
Commanding your ship, from its safety.
While the muscle and sinew die frailly.

Your sentiments are bold, but somehow ring hollow.
Somehow a slough of killmails should have follow'd.
Navy Dominix I think not, your assets are poor.
Are you worth the effort you neer' well doer?


I applaud you sir on your genuine concern,
However your humility I must discern.
Ship safety is but a minimal task,
For in my glory, all will bask.

Navy Dominix I do command,
As well as others to stay your hand.
Behind you a following you will muster,
But in the end, they will call you Custer.
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#22 - 2012-07-18 00:30:32 UTC
Saithe wrote:

I applaud you sir on your genuine concern,
However your humility I must discern.
Ship safety is but a minimal task,
For in my glory, all will bask.

Navy Dominix I do command,
As well as others to stay your hand.
Behind you a following you will muster,
But in the end, they will call you Custer.


All will bask? Thou surely jest.
Give your lying mouth a rest.
Victims and enemies bask shall not.
Only those of your kin or had you forgot?

Thou dost not command me, to muster or lead.
I choose instead to rhyme with you in this thread.
And to insult your grasp of history's events.
Custer's last stand was an act of defense.

Not an act of aggression, as you did imply.
Please re-learn your history, you forum gadfly.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#23 - 2012-07-18 00:31:40 UTC
Might I interest you in a belligerent kerfuffle?

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-07-18 00:36:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
I dis-comborken ?

Black Man with Goggles
Otto Phallatio
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2012-07-18 00:43:25 UTC
On Your Knees, Smiling;
Open Wide, Head Tilted Back,
Nuts Impact Your Chin.

"You know, one in the pink, three in the stink... romance!"
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-07-18 00:47:51 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Idrunk discomboulation best raawr ?

Black Man with Goggles
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-07-18 00:50:23 UTC
Zedrik Cayne wrote:

All will bask? Thou surely jest.
Give your lying mouth a rest.
Victims and enemies bask shall not.
Only those of your kin or had you forgot?

Thou dost not command me, to muster or lead.
I choose instead to rhyme with you in this thread.
And to insult your grasp of history's events.
Custer's last stand was an act of defense.

Not an act of aggression, as you did imply.
Please re-learn your history, you forum gadfly.


My name echos throughout the halls,
My accomplished feats; many are appalled.
Triumphant leaders command the masses,
Enemies of the chosen; hate with passion.

Defeat me you shall not,
Many or few; they will be forgot.
For it is I who command the Navy Dominix,
My drones causing total eclipse.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#28 - 2012-07-18 00:52:21 UTC
I dont usually like posts but when I do they are good

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#29 - 2012-07-18 01:26:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Zedrik Cayne
Saithe wrote:
My name echos throughout the halls,
My accomplished feats; many are appalled.
Triumphant leaders command the masses,
Enemies of the chosen; hate with passion.

Defeat me you shall not,
Many or few; they will be forgot.
For it is I who command the Navy Dominix,
My drones causing total eclipse.



Your rhymes do not scan, your prose it is lacking!
Your attention did wander? Did you start fapping?
Or did your brain fail you? Did you post whilst not wary?
Or is it simply a lack of a large vocabulary?

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#30 - 2012-07-18 08:35:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Inxentas Ultramar
This thread is full of win.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#31 - 2012-07-18 08:50:49 UTC
This thread is full of bullshit

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Blade N'Mare
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-07-18 09:02:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Blade N'Mare
There once was a pilot named Saithe
Whos hand on his penis did place.
As he waggled his fist,
he could not desist
from flapping the hole in his face.

"Light a candle for the Sinners.  Set the World on Fire."
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#33 - 2012-07-18 09:07:41 UTC
Reminds me of the guy who's Fed-Navy Domi I soloed on SiSi using a Widow. The local rage at having to self-destruct to get away was highly entertaining. Would do again.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Acifidant
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2012-07-18 09:42:39 UTC
Soldarius wrote:
Reminds me of the guy who's Fed-Navy Domi I soloed on SiSi using a Widow. The local rage at having to self-destruct to get away was highly entertaining. Would do again.


Bragging about kills on sisi??? Shocked
You sir, are full of win Roll
Tark Grethor
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2012-07-18 10:05:40 UTC
Saithe wrote:
I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.


Have you tried hydrocortisone cream for the butt hurt?
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#36 - 2012-07-18 10:09:48 UTC
I hope your pvp skills are better then your posting skills. Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-07-18 10:48:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Saithe
Zedrik Cayne wrote:

Your rhymes do not scan, your prose it is lacking!
Your attention did wander? Did you start fapping?
Or did your brain fail you? Did you post whilst not wary?
Or is it simply a lack of a large vocabulary?


My verses are transcribed on the spot, my prose; thought out it is not.
My attention does not falter, fapping does not bother.
My brain was needing recharged. My posting; upon you it has barged.
I can use large college words, but most you have unheard.

My Navy Dominix does not stray, drones of many! Go forth and slay.
Wicked words of hatred and aggression, Upon you I throw my transgression.
Drones of destruction destroy all around, Burning your ships to the ground.
I am the commander of the Navy Dominix! My drones cause total eclipse.
Rudgier Thorrin
Noob Constructions LTD
#38 - 2012-07-18 11:40:23 UTC
This thread

Implying I need a signature
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#39 - 2012-07-18 13:06:54 UTC
Star: Good, creative use of rhyming
Star: Emotion well incorporated into the poetic style
Wish: Structural work needs to be developed, the syllable count is erratic try to work on this in future

(and yes irl I am in fact a teacher)

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#40 - 2012-07-18 15:10:16 UTC
Saithe wrote:
My verses are transcribed on the spot, my prose; thought out it is not.
My attention does not falter, fapping does not bother.
My brain was needing recharged. My posting; upon you it has barged.
I can use large college words, but most you have unheard.

My Navy Dominix does not stray, drones of many! Go forth and slay.
Wicked words of hatred and aggression, Upon you I throw my transgression.
Drones of destruction destroy all around, Burning your ships to the ground.
I am the commander of the Navy Dominix! My drones cause total eclipse.


What aggression you have to command.
Can be held back with a rubber band.
Your words they do fail to slay
Maybe rest in bed for another day

Claims of ships at your command
Swarms of drones you have at hand
But your prose is so very lacking
No fear created by your rhymes attacking.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
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