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Rage. How it boils within my soul.
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Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-07-17 20:08:58 UTC
I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.
seany1212
M Y S T
#2 - 2012-07-17 20:10:18 UTC
/emote gathers popcorn.

I approve of this message.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-07-17 20:10:50 UTC
seany1212 wrote:
/emote gathers popcorn.

I approve of this message.


I will watch you burn you pathetic worm.
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#4 - 2012-07-17 20:15:39 UTC
I'd be pretty full of rage flying a navy domi too

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-07-17 20:17:12 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
I'd be pretty full of rage flying a navy domi too


Your blasphemy knows no bounds and you will be swiftly thrown out of this town
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#6 - 2012-07-17 20:20:37 UTC
I may be blasphemous but at least my ship doesn't smell of drone poo

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-07-17 20:21:19 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
I may be blasphemous but at least my ship doesn't smell of drone poo


Patience you ignorant germ, I will thoroughly enjoy watching you squirm.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#8 - 2012-07-17 20:39:58 UTC
Ooo! I want a rhyming insult, too!

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-07-17 20:42:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Saithe
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Ooo! I want a rhyming insult, too!


Alas for you I simply must frown, simply because your name is that of a clown.
Otto Phallatio
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-07-17 21:27:41 UTC
If you'll take some good advice, Redundancy sucks, you said 'simply' twice.

"You know, one in the pink, three in the stink... romance!"
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-07-17 21:38:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Saithe
Otto Phallatio wrote:
If you'll take some good advice, Redundancy sucks; you said 'simply' twice.


For the sake of redundancy I must imply, You bow down and accept my hate filled reply.
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#12 - 2012-07-17 22:05:14 UTC
That's Hot!


/Paris Hilton
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-07-17 22:07:54 UTC
Danks wrote:
That's Hot!


/Paris Hilton


Celebrity status you may have bought, your asset list is still naught.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#14 - 2012-07-17 22:08:45 UTC
Saithe wrote:
I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.

-10/10
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-07-17 22:09:52 UTC
jimmyjam wrote:
Saithe wrote:
I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.

-10/10


Once upon a time, sitting high in the sky; I cast destruction with drones, watching everybody fry.
Boomhaur
#16 - 2012-07-17 22:21:07 UTC
Dang ol man why you be rhyming with dem dang old insults didn't bring dang old non rhymn insults widjadija. I tell you what decoding dem dang old things like trying fly a tengu in a tin can.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Lost Greybeard
Drunken Yordles
#17 - 2012-07-17 22:32:17 UTC
You want us to come at you, but you're making us pay our own locator fees without even knowing if you're actually in a Navy Domi or not?

I think not, sir. You may continue to stew impotently in your dark corner.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-07-17 23:20:51 UTC
Boomhaur wrote:
Dang ol man why you be rhyming with dem dang old insults didn't bring dang old non rhymn insults widjadija. I tell you what decoding dem dang old things like trying fly a tengu in a tin can.



Tin cans they may be; all the gates, I can see.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-07-17 23:21:52 UTC
Lost Greybeard wrote:
You want us to come at you, but you're making us pay our own locator fees without even knowing if you're actually in a Navy Domi or not?

I think not, sir. You may continue to stew impotently in your dark corner.


Navy domi or not, this I can assure you; My hated and revenge will be swift, and rejoice will my crew.
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#20 - 2012-07-17 23:27:38 UTC
Saithe wrote:
Lost Greybeard wrote:
You want us to come at you, but you're making us pay our own locator fees without even knowing if you're actually in a Navy Domi or not?

I think not, sir. You may continue to stew impotently in your dark corner.


Navy domi or not, this I can assure you; My hated and revenge will be swift, and rejoice will my crew.


Rejoice with the crew? I think verily not.
Within your own pod, most surely you rot.
Commanding your ship, from its safety.
While the muscle and sinew die frailly.

Your sentiments are bold, but somehow ring hollow.
Somehow a slough of killmails should have follow'd.
Navy Dominix I think not, your assets are poor.
Are you worth the effort you neer' well doer?

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
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