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Space Therapy service for Criminals and their Victims
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#1 - 2012-07-15 01:17:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
I would like to take this opportunity to extend my services to Criminals and their Victims.

I will add that I am still taking donations for setting up a "scammer's relief therapy fund".....to give back to that that gave. If you would like to remain anonymous for your donation it will be noted.

Anonymous gifting therapy is a popular service( you DO NOT need to remain anonymous..many are gifting to friends that they feel need cheering up)...though In the case where you would like to gift a "hostile" pilot. I would like to let you know that I do not take clients for the sole purpose of "harassing" or "rubbing it in" so to speak. If you are contacting a "hostile pilot" I would need some information as to whether i can eve mail them prior to service and if whether or not he/she is a hostile contact. 80% of my fees are returned upon " a failure of service" (which at this time is rare). You may contact me via eve mail for more information or questions. If you read my bio in game it outlines my services and is as follows:

Having a bad day in outerspace?

10m isk per 30 minutes of quality space therapy. Services begin upon payment. Counseling services are rendered in the form of private conversations.

Hourly rates available!

we also offer gifting therapy for pilots you know are having a hard time. You can NOW gift therapy services...to those in need.

evemail me for more details.
serious inquiries only please.

NOTE: I am not a real life therapist. If you have issues that of a "real life" nature ...I urge you to contact a professional in real life.

See my bio for rates and services.
Nerf Burger
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-07-15 01:28:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Nerf Burger
I'd like to suggest Deamon Ceed for your therapy service, he definately needs it.

Apparently, he has multiple personality disorder and often speaks nonsensically.

He created this thread called: "Some dumb miners just don't learn"
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=129592&find=unread


Inside the thread he agrees with himself and and praises himself on his alt as you can see here:

LISAxANN wrote:
Your stories always bring me great joy.
Bless you sir, for doing the Lord's work.


A quick check of the post history will leave no doubt that it is indeed the same person.

Clearly this poor scrub cannot tell the difference between reality and fiction.
Bommel McMurdoc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-07-15 03:19:29 UTC
(wipes tears of laughter from eyes)

thanks dr. phil. I'm cured! (puts razor down)
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-07-15 03:40:12 UTC
Lost a bawl to barbed wire as a boy so i shoot half load - spoke to space therapist though and she set me right

Black Man with Goggles
Pipa Porto
#5 - 2012-07-15 04:13:24 UTC
How many places are you going to cross post this bad RP stuff?

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#6 - 2012-07-15 04:58:43 UTC
You need help... and stop following me!

[Insert witty quote here]
MaCoola
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-07-16 00:37:06 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
How many places are you going to cross post this bad RP stuff?



Wow, you sound angry! lol. Actually , Space Therapist role plays excellently and that is what makes it really fun. I have gifted my corp mates her services after I was gifted myself. Well worth the isk. And I applaud creativity.