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Why didn't TEST fail?

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#21 - 2012-07-15 04:12:07 UTC
Time Funnel wrote:
Test Alliance.

Come to spy on us because we are invading your territory.

Discover that you can have fun in eve and your old alliance is run by retards.

Stay because your old alliance has sloped.

So THAT's how you poach players, you suck them in with the promise of being able to spy on you but then before they know it, they're enjoying spamming local and being on the blobbing side.

Amazing.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2012-07-15 06:12:41 UTC
Sarah Schneider wrote:
Jafit wrote:
Richard Desturned wrote:
TEST is already full of spies so what difference would some spy network make?


As a spy I can confirm this.

I heard there was also a super sekrit spy community in TEST. How do I sign up?

they communicate with each other only through MLP image macros.

now you just have to crack the code

.

Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
#23 - 2012-07-15 06:43:38 UTC
"Always plan as if everybody knows what you are doing" - Gothmog

Empire, the next new world order.

Cede Forster
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-07-15 08:08:55 UTC
Spy: They will come to Delve, kill your ships, take your systems and steal your precious.

Spymaster: Great now we know, what is their weakness?

Spy: They are mortals (!), dock up and wait until they go away. The average human lives for only 80 years and some studies show people who sit most of the day on a chair die early. Also they might get bored and move on to conquer somebody else?

Spymaster: Sounds like a plan, i will recommend that right away.


ts:dr

Knowing that the volcano will erupt does not help if you have no boat to leave the island.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#25 - 2012-07-15 08:15:10 UTC
Cede Forster wrote:
Knowing that the volcano will erupt does not help if you have no boat to leave the island.

Welp.

Test Volcano, Please Ignore (magma in your face)

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-07-15 09:50:01 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
TEST is so bad that we fail to fail at everything we do.

Sh*t that's deep. That's gonna take me ages to figure out. Pho weal.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-07-15 09:54:16 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
I didn't realize Test had any non-spy members left. Oops
Well, it's kind of like that story where everyone stranded on the deserted planet disguised themselves as killer robots to blend in with the other killer robots on the planet… except it turns out that there were no killer robots at all — only stranded people.

Everyone assumes that they already have fiftyeleven spies in TEST so they don't try to get any spies among them… so in the end it turns out there aren't actually any spies at all.

Blink


I thought everyone in Battlestar Galactica actually was a Cylon.


Welp when you think about that blonde Cylon me too wants to see robots everywhere, hell me too wants to be a robot !!

brb

Beatrice Ushiromiya
Boars on Parade
The Tuskers Co.
#28 - 2012-07-15 10:10:59 UTC
Is it true that you can't get into TEST if the security check will show that you're not a spy?
Dave stark
#29 - 2012-07-15 10:12:32 UTC
Beatrice Ushiromiya wrote:
Is it true that you can't get into TEST if the security check will show that you're not a spy?

test let any one in.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#30 - 2012-07-15 10:17:44 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
Beatrice Ushiromiya wrote:
Is it true that you can't get into TEST if the security check will show that you're not a spy?

test let any one in.

test spy please ignore...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2012-07-15 10:22:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Degren
Ladies and gentlemen,

TEST Alliance

Hello, hello again.

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#32 - 2012-07-15 10:53:23 UTC
Degren wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen,

TEST Alliance

... cannot ignore ...

Wow.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#33 - 2012-07-15 13:27:42 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Didn't someone say a while back TEST would fail cascade in 43 days due to his epic spy network?



Dude.....Test has been failing for a LOOOOONG time.

thing is, TEST is the worst alliance in EVE.

TEST Alliance is so horrible at EVE that they're failing at being horrible.

Dave stark
#34 - 2012-07-15 14:29:14 UTC
Himnos Altar wrote:
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Didn't someone say a while back TEST would fail cascade in 43 days due to his epic spy network?



Dude.....Test has been failing for a LOOOOONG time.

thing is, TEST is the worst alliance in EVE.

TEST Alliance is so horrible at EVE that they're failing at being horrible.



failing at failing, now ain't that something....
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