Intergalactic Summit

Nuke'a'spud: The tub that cud!


So after a truly disastrous attempt at educating myself in cross cultural media (which apparently nearly started a new Caldari Amarr war), I've decided to give up the whole learning bit and devote myself to my cooking.

Next up on the menu is a little peace pudding I would like to say is some of the best sloppy white stuff it's possible to find in a tube: Nuke'a'Spud!

You'll see these bad boys in the "fresh produce" section of your protein delivery machine, as it needs to stay chilled (not frozen): The 400 gram goodie-bags will squeeze out a rich juicy protein paste that will self fry after fifteen seconds exposure to air, leaving you with a delicious crunchy finger of spud.

These make a lovely side dish to just about anything, or make yourself some Worstyshoresauce/daisybeet dip and you're in for a lovely time.


Other Thoughts:

• Like all aerosol goods produced by the Happy Farm conglomerate (A Quafe industries subsidiary). Nuke'a'Spud will explode if it reaches a certain temperature. The specific temperature always varies a little, so do be careful out there!


• Open flames are bad! Don't barbecue your Nuke'a'Spud without adequate radiation shielding (We've all been there!).


• Inhaling Nuke'a'Spud is not the best way to enjoy this appetizing dish, but if you are determined to go ahead with it, please write in and let me know the results.