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Horror as Blood Raiders experiment on Federal Citizens !
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2012-07-09 18:04:55 UTC
Recent reports have indicated that Blood Raider elements are active in the heart of the Federation !

Disturbing !

Capsuleer communications intercepts reveal a Blood Raider experiment on around ten thousand Auvergne citizens. The perpetrators were testing a device they called the “Appropriate Spoon”, upon the unsuspecting populace.

Questionable !

The experiments consisted of applying a semi-liquid substance to the helpless victims, for unknown reasons. The substance was reported as being cold to the touch, and sticky when dried in. Chemical analysis revealed it as having organic composition, with several protein and fat molecules identified.

Inexplicable !

The ultimate purpose of the experiments remain undetermined at this time, although it is rumored that it relates to the Blood Raiders dark and mysterious religion.

Sensational !

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#2 - 2012-07-09 18:06:23 UTC
Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article..

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Benjamin Eastwood
#3 - 2012-07-09 18:09:28 UTC
I swore I saw this on a tablod headline while I was scarfing dinner at the Jita food court.

"Endless ISK, the sinews of war"
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#4 - 2012-07-09 18:30:05 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article..


Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind. Lol

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#5 - 2012-07-09 18:31:57 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article..


Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind. Lol


We will sit proudly in the gutter together!

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Hoshisuuvi
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
#6 - 2012-07-09 18:45:33 UTC
And here I thought the Appropriate Spoon was the name of a tea house on Oniteseru.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#7 - 2012-07-09 18:51:26 UTC
Hoshisuuvi wrote:
And here I thought the Appropriate Spoon was the name of a tea house on Oniteseru.


Nefarious Blood Raider experimentation on those Wacky Gallente revealed to be a Caldari Plot?

Oh dear.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Amaki Mai
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-07-09 20:58:22 UTC
Are we sure that these tests were not performed on Federation Icecream?
Kade Jeekin
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
#9 - 2012-07-10 00:28:08 UTC
The Legion of Spoon revealed as Blood Raiders!

https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/The%20Legion%20of%20Spoon
Vikarion
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-07-10 03:01:38 UTC
On Federation citizens?

Well, I suppose it's only natural that those who claim to have better taste should also taste better. Carry on.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2012-07-10 05:15:30 UTC
I still say that green lipstick with your pale complexion makes you look ill Ms. Raker. I'd strongly advise a trip to one of the many boutiques in and around Caille or the salon at the nearest high sec station for a makeup consultation.

Oh, with regards to your story, I think you should research the term "flavor enhancer". Just my gut feeling, though.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-07-10 06:02:28 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article..


Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind. Lol


I have no idea what you two are on about...

Inquiring minds must know.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Rauour Engil
Rabies Inc.
#13 - 2012-07-10 10:18:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Rauour Engil
I think this is being misreported. I heard a Gallente merchandising operation took out a freighter full of Raiders gear and needed to figure out how to make some ISK from it. A short re-branding exercise later Blood Raider Essentials Make-up range (it's quite good)
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#14 - 2012-07-10 13:26:31 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article..


Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind. Lol


We will sit proudly in the gutter together!


The gutter is so beautifully egalitarian: Always room for one more!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.