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WINNER ANNOUNCED - 200 million to the most attractive Female avatar (contest)

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Eian Kyo
Doomheim
#741 - 2012-07-12 14:43:56 UTC
Ahri Jhan wrote:
just slightly edited my avatar look a bit less like plastic

I just wish the hair would stay like this instead of constantly waving


you still very much look like plastic, just letting ya know... Roll
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#742 - 2012-07-12 14:47:36 UTC
Tian Jade wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Why have I not won this yet ?

All you other bitchy nags have loose saddles, your manes are a mess and quite frankly you stink the stables out something rotten.

There is only one steed worthy of a mount here.



Something got stuck in your eye, you might want to check it out.

Obviously the jury is biased against Khanids, since they rather choose some braindead looking chicks using spray guns to apply their makeup.

The other tarts in this thread though, looks aside, would no doubt gallop as fast as a bag of potatoes would roll across a level plateau.

Saddling up with me would be like riding black beauty bareback to victory at the Grand National..........

Concord Approved Trader
Lilliana Stelles
#743 - 2012-07-12 14:52:14 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Rio Nageshino wrote:
You're missing an eye...

The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically.


For some reason, that's not usually the first use that comes to my mind.

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#744 - 2012-07-12 14:54:34 UTC
Lilliana Stelles wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Rio Nageshino wrote:
You're missing an eye...

The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically.


For some reason, that's not usually the first use that comes to my mind.

buttock plug ?

Concord Approved Trader
Lilliana Stelles
#745 - 2012-07-12 14:59:45 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Lilliana Stelles wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Rio Nageshino wrote:
You're missing an eye...

The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically.


For some reason, that's not usually the first use that comes to my mind.

buttock plug ?


In your case, hiding the herpes, perhaps?

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Ahri Jhan
Shadowkrieg
#746 - 2012-07-12 15:02:34 UTC
Eian Kyo wrote:
Ahri Jhan wrote:
just slightly edited my avatar look a bit less like plastic

I just wish the hair would stay like this instead of constantly waving


you still very much look like plastic, just letting ya know... Roll


oh well...saw it coming

still, its just a contest friend P

~AJ~
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#747 - 2012-07-12 15:06:01 UTC
Lilliana Stelles wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Lilliana Stelles wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Rio Nageshino wrote:
You're missing an eye...

The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically.


For some reason, that's not usually the first use that comes to my mind.

buttock plug ?


In your case, hiding the herpes, perhaps?

Lol, you assume I am a cheap hooker, *winks*, I am a lady of elegance and panache but savvy enough to evaluate that an eye piece is roughly a nice size for the aforementioned insertion.

Concord Approved Trader
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#748 - 2012-07-12 15:09:40 UTC
Wow. There are FAR more attractive avatars in this thread that are not on that list.

Not voting for reason of biased ballot.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#749 - 2012-07-12 15:12:06 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Wow. There are FAR more attractive avatars in this thread that are not on that list.

Not voting for reason of biased ballot.

I hope you gave that eye piece a wash before re-affixing it to your socket after last night Floppie

Concord Approved Trader
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#750 - 2012-07-12 15:12:41 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Rio Nageshino wrote:
You're missing an eye...

The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically.

I find it quite fetching, actually.


Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Wow. There are FAR more attractive avatars in this thread that are not on that list.

Not voting for reason of biased ballot.

I hope you gave that eye piece a wash before re-affixing it to your socket after last night Floppie

Trading monocles so we could see ourselves was quite the unique experience.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#751 - 2012-07-12 15:19:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Rio Nageshino wrote:
You're missing an eye...

The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically.

I find it quite fetching, actually.


Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Wow. There are FAR more attractive avatars in this thread that are not on that list.

Not voting for reason of biased ballot.

I hope you gave that eye piece a wash before re-affixing it to your socket after last night Floppie

Trading monocles so we could see ourselves was quite the unique experience.

Lol.

*This lady is now blushing*

But indeed I would consent to making exchanges such as what transpired last night again in the future *winks* Shocked

Concord Approved Trader
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#752 - 2012-07-12 15:26:58 UTC
Somebody started on the booze early today I see.

Black Man with Goggles
Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#753 - 2012-07-12 16:27:58 UTC
Things do indeed seem to have gotten slightly weird in here Shocked Also changed my little profile picture, new hairstyle and had the facial tattoos removed. Lookin' much better Big smile
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#754 - 2012-07-12 17:15:34 UTC
The OP needs to do something before this thread turns into a galaxy-wide hotchat, or worse. Glad I'm wearing those glasses, or you'd see one gallente blush (!) here.

By the way, did you, dear girls, notice that I'm one of the few guys that actually looks good wearing sunglasses? Cool
Lilliana Stelles
#755 - 2012-07-12 17:18:49 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
The OP needs to do something before this thread turns into a galaxy-wide hotchat, or worse. Glad I'm wearing those glasses, or you'd see one gallente blush (!) here.

By the way, did you, dear girls, notice that I'm one of the few guys that actually looks good wearing sunglasses? Cool

No need to hide behind those aviators. There's no shame in this thread.Blink

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Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#756 - 2012-07-12 17:22:10 UTC
I'm hiding... I used to work for one lady as a fashion advisor, and she didn't make it through the contest. Now I'm afraid to undock @ Jita. Oops
Estheria Quintessimo
Mechanical Eagles Inc.
#757 - 2012-07-12 17:44:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Estheria Quintessimo
@OP: Jack Paladin

Well,... I was at work this whole week. Seems I did not make the top 20.

But .. next time before you make such a contest,... perhaps you should take more care on how you make the top 20. It seems a lot of people doubt the top 20 from what I see.

But,.... it's always difficult to have a fair list in a too quick made up shotgun contest. There are sure some pretty faces in the top 20,... but it does seems coloured to one side imho, a taste of personal preferences.

Kinda like.... Lets make a contest of the prettiest car in the world,... and then present a list of only Mercedes'.

I'm guessing though you were overwhelmed by the replies on the topic Big smile

But ... as I said .... zifting through (now) 38 pages of replies,.... does not make it easy.

P.S.
My horny entry was on page 20
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1598734#post1598734

Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
Babar Baboli
Walrus Mafia
SONS of BANE
#758 - 2012-07-12 17:47:57 UTC
I've been told I look like Danny Trejo.
That ought to be enough for the 200mil isk.
Estheria Quintessimo
Mechanical Eagles Inc.
#759 - 2012-07-12 17:51:49 UTC
Babar Baboli wrote:
I've been told I look like Danny Trejo.
That ought to be enough for the 200mil isk.



Only if you bring those Machettes !! P

Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#760 - 2012-07-12 18:12:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
Estheria Quintessimo wrote:
@OP: Jack Paladin



But .. next time before you make such a contest,... perhaps you should take more care on how you make the top 20. It seems a lot of people doubt the top 20 from what I see.



How about you and all the other whiners who didn't make it stop telling him how he should have done it and make your own where everyone who doesn't win will cheer you for your absolute objectivity in selecting the winner?

I think these contests are stupid, but I think the self righteous twits that enter fuglies and expect to win are even stupider.

Mr Epeen Cool