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Power of my faith overcomes all dark magic
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2012-07-04 15:18:50 UTC
Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.

Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2012-07-04 16:57:05 UTC
Right then...

Katrina Oniseki
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#3 - 2012-07-04 17:04:09 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.

Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.


Don't celebrate too prematurely Vaari I think these evil "gm brotherhood" types appear to have put some kind of foreign object into your eyesocket for the apparent purpose of making you appear ridiculous.

The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#4 - 2012-07-04 17:08:16 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.

Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.


Don't celebrate too prematurely Vaari I think these evil "gm brotherhood" types appear to have put some kind of foreign object into your eyesocket for the apparent purpose of making you appear ridiculous.


Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VI, has always had that.

Always.
Dilaro thagriin
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-07-04 20:59:56 UTC
While i rarely agree with tib here these days... or any days come to think of it, in this case he is totally correct.

The item in question is Vaari's left eye.

he had some chunk of technology implanted over the right one... in an attempt to look less ridiculous... it appears to have failed utterly.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#6 - 2012-07-04 21:01:02 UTC
The power of righteousness over that of darkness and badness has been show again today.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#7 - 2012-07-04 23:09:39 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Jade Constantine wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.

Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.


Don't celebrate too prematurely Vaari I think these evil "gm brotherhood" types appear to have put some kind of foreign object into your eyesocket for the apparent purpose of making you appear ridiculous.


Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VI, has always had that.

Always.



He always had a sculpted metal-and-glass anus prolapsing from his face?

Ah, poor man:

No wonder he's so eff'ed up.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-07-05 02:17:41 UTC
Just when things were starting to get quiet...

Welcome back, Vaari of Sosan VI.

~Malcolm Khross
Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#9 - 2012-07-05 04:28:17 UTC
Instead of crowing about your hollow "victory" over the GM brotherhood you might want to try and do something concrete and worthwhile like retake your home system of Sosan from the TLF. But I suppose you're too busy hiding... er, I mean praying for the citizens of Providence.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#10 - 2012-07-05 17:04:25 UTC
The Great Vaari requires no aid to appear ridiculous. God is on his side.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#11 - 2012-07-05 17:36:06 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
He always had a sculpted metal-and-glass anus prolapsing from his face?

Ah, poor man:

No wonder he's so eff'ed up.

He has a metal plate in his head and a metal hole in his eye socket.

You wish God had made you that badass Mr. Conditioner What Is?

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#12 - 2012-07-06 00:09:33 UTC
Please do not disrespect the Golden Mountain.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#13 - 2012-07-06 02:19:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
He always had a sculpted metal-and-glass anus prolapsing from his face?

Ah, poor man:

No wonder he's so eff'ed up.

He has a metal plate in his head and a metal hole in his eye socket.

You wish God had made you that badass Mr. Conditioner What Is?


And God sayeth unto me Me:

"And lo, for if You should ever partake of the "conditioner," then this ultimate bad-assery I confer upon Thee shall become as dust, scattered on the wind..." (The Scriptures of Drop, 6:66)

E:

My new favourite word: Anus!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Mra Rednu
Vanishing Point.
#14 - 2012-07-06 10:16:14 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.

Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.


I fear you're comms protocol has been compromised.

Shortest post ever, fairly readable and you not put all you're made up titles, i'd get someone to look into this Vaari if I were you, I think someone is impersonating you for some reason, poor soul.
Ruby Amatucci
Tomorrowland Orphanage
#15 - 2012-07-06 10:49:56 UTC
Well done, my lord! The evil GM Brothers will surely think twice before they attempt anything of the sort again!
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#16 - 2012-07-06 12:11:38 UTC
ANUS!!!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#17 - 2012-07-06 13:40:02 UTC
Mra Rednu wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.

Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.


I fear you're comms protocol has been compromised.

Shortest post ever, fairly readable and you not put all you're made up titles, i'd get someone to look into this Vaari if I were you, I think someone is impersonating you for some reason, poor soul.


What he said. No titles and no wall of half-comprehensible text means it isn't the real Vaari.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Norrin Ellis
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-07-06 13:45:00 UTC
An entire brotherhood of Golden Mountains? Not only have these heathens hexed Your Excellency, but have usurped your title--well, one of your titles--and distributed it to, no doubt, legions of lesser men. Clearly, Lord Vaari, you have much work left to do to put these infidels in their proper place.

CEO, Venture Racing

Manager, EVE Online Hold'Em
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#19 - 2012-07-07 17:51:27 UTC
Vaari can gloat all he likes but, the "GM's dark magic" trumps his faith every time and he knows it. I suspect the GM brotherhood simply got tired of dealing with his 300 titles and decided to let him back "into the game" as it were. Blink

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-07-07 18:47:48 UTC
Sorry for the misunderstanding, it appears one of my pagan curses misfired.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
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