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Soundwave Plays Diablo
Doomheim
#21 - 2012-07-04 03:24:33 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPVc7fwp78

And their reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/vyxea/test_intelligence_please_ignore/

Seriously TEST! You had a chimera (with remote shield reps), tengu, and 2 drakes against a few (less than 10 for sure probably like 5) stealth bombers and the only thing to survive was the chimera (and only because it ran as soon as the enemy stealth bomber showed up)? You warp directly between gates with 8 neuts in system? You repeat the same strategy to try and save your pod and die again?

You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really?

Shameless Avenger wrote:
Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local?

*rewinds video*

Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"



How does TEST rebut this?

  • Laughing at the fleet comms where one guy was constantly crying about not getting on the Navitas kill. He is clearly a whiny little KM *****, but that isn't relevant here.
  • Saying that the guy FRAPsing is terribad because he isn't using enough hotkeysBig smile. Although he did have that plated stealth bomberRoll
  • Saying that the people in Fountain aren't real TESTies because they aren't in Delve. So nobody rats anymore and you just keep that sov for kicks?Cool
  • Saying that TEST has a culture of celebrating failure therefore this video is pointless. Just lol.Lol
  • Claiming that covops, blackops, and stealth bomber tactics are stupid. Real men blob right?


That said, the video is kind of boring because it has a few good kills interspaced between several minutes of killing frigates. The video is lame, but it does illustrate just how bad TEST are at EVE.

TEST is only good at listening to the competent Goon FC and pressing F1.

For anyone looking to join TEST, remember their l33t pvp skillz.


This post is forumpox.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#22 - 2012-07-04 03:35:14 UTC
How exactly do you miss tackle on a carrier ratting in a sanctum? Either that or you went for the Drakes first, since they were the ones that got tackled. Either way, you fail.

Pretty much everything in the reddit thread was true. We in 99% also have a rage thread for idiots that get killed doing stupid things or with ****-fits.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-07-04 03:35:23 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
ACE McFACE wrote:
Good for you?

Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD?


GD? Pristine? non sequitur.

Compared to CAOD, yes

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#24 - 2012-07-04 03:41:42 UTC
Man these guys hate us so much.

We're clearly doing something right. So bitter.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-07-04 03:45:35 UTC
******* TEST.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Orzo Torasson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-07-04 03:48:25 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Man these guys hate us so much.

We're clearly doing something right. So bitter.


Failing miserably to bring any kind of fight to Delve, it would appear that the Southern Coalition has decided to try and bring one to the forums instead.

Breathe naturally, and unclench your butthole for a while.
Jimmy Gunsmythe
Sebiestor Tribe
#27 - 2012-07-04 04:13:18 UTC
whoMad, bro?

John Hancock
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#28 - 2012-07-04 04:42:26 UTC
Orzo Torasson wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Man these guys hate us so much.

We're clearly doing something right. So bitter.

Failing miserably to bring any kind of fight to Delve, it would appear that the Southern Coalition has decided to try and bring one to the forums instead.

Breathe naturally, and unclench your butthole for a while.

Camping them into the station feels better when they don't do that ...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Patrick Estemaire
Cosmic Puppet Theatre
#29 - 2012-07-04 04:46:18 UTC
Thanks for trying OP, but sadly the use of four emoticons doomed you. Try five next time. And more exclamation marks. That will help us all better visualize your squeals of joy as you type your message.
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#30 - 2012-07-04 04:49:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Shameless Avenger
Meh... usual TDS (testie denial syndrome):

Enemy pops testie...

Enemy: LOL u asploded
Testie: who? me? I didn't asploded and you fail.

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-07-04 05:06:25 UTC
TEST alliance dying is news?

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#32 - 2012-07-04 05:08:37 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
TEST alliance dying is news?

Hi Nulli.

Is .-A-.'s help enabling you to defend your lands from the evil Honeyblobbers? Or whatever you're calling us now in 319 local.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Ohh Yeah
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#33 - 2012-07-04 05:09:29 UTC
idgi

you killed fountain testies or?

I did that for 6 months and got into PL, you all should apply to BDCI
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#34 - 2012-07-04 05:23:32 UTC
Ohh Yeah wrote:
idgi

you killed fountain testies or?

I did that for 6 months and got into PL, you all should apply to BDCI

It takes 6 months of TEST shooting to get into PL?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#35 - 2012-07-04 06:17:40 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Ohh Yeah wrote:
idgi

you killed fountain testies or?

I did that for 6 months and got into PL, you all should apply to BDCI

It takes 6 months of TEST shooting to get into PL?


Well, it takes 4 months of badposting to get into TEST.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-07-04 06:35:38 UTC
What's that, Muttley? Somebody somewhere in an alliance died?

I killed a Navitas once.

I believe I will make a thread about it.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-07-04 06:51:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
PIZZA farmed test for months in Fountain and people still kept losing ships to them.

If what you did was in any way novel or unexpected, the feedback might have been more to your liking.

but as it is the only one who is mad seems to be you as you put a lot of effort into creating a badass video and nobody really takes notice.

(to give you an idea where the bar with rgds to killing test is currently set - mandozer jumped a solo Aeon into APM to kill a TEST jf and got away with it; be prepared to pull off something more stupid than that if you want to get the attention you crave for)

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Sarah Schneider
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2012-07-04 10:51:32 UTC
Came into thread expecting something new, presented with people killing people with drag bubbles, left disappointed.

"I'd rather have other players get shot by other players than not interacting with others" -CCP Soundwave
Luba Cibre
Global Song Setup
#39 - 2012-07-04 10:55:12 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:


(to give you an idea where the bar with rgds to killing test is currently set - mandozer jumped a solo Aeon into APM to kill a TEST jf and got away with it; be prepared to pull off something more stupid than that if you want to get the attention you crave for)

lacco (former head of PIZZA) used YRNJ-8 as his own titan ratting ground and drive-by'd carriers from time to time.

"Nothing essential happens in the absence of noise." 
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-07-04 10:55:19 UTC
expected general discussion stuff, saw CAOD stuff.

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
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