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Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#1 - 2012-06-28 23:28:29 UTC
I had dream a few nights ago.

In the dream, I was setting up the perfect suicide-gank on some wastes of bandwidth. So I warped in, target--"Point, firing!" I was on voice-comms, but it never occurred to me with whom--and once under GCC, I got the usual little info-message.

Only instead of:

EVE wrote:
Notify (timestamp): [pilot's name], criminals are not welcome here--leave now or be destroyed!


or,

EVE wrote:
Notify (timestamp): [pilot's name], you have foolishly engaged in criminal activity within sight of sentry guns, and must now suffer the consequences.


What I got was:

dream-EVE wrote:
Notify (timestamp): LOLOLOLOL CONCORDOKKEN!!!1111!!!oneone!!


I wonder if CCP would ever actually code that in? Because it would be funny as Hell if they did.

So.

if you've ever been so far gone as to actually dream about EVE, then do tell in this thread.

And, no, you can't has my stuffs, I'm not going anywhere!Blink

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-06-28 23:57:43 UTC
Not to worry I've reached for modules before :derp:

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-06-29 04:24:39 UTC
And found your beer, I hope.

Occasionally plays sober
leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-06-29 05:38:46 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:

dream-EVE wrote:
Notify (timestamp): LOLOLOLOL CONCORDOKKEN!!!1111!!!oneone!!


I wonder if CCP would ever actually code that in? Because it would be funny as Hell if they did.

it would be great if they made it so that if you just did something that summoned concord, and your sec status was under -2.0 it would come up with this warning rather than the normal one.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-06-29 13:52:10 UTC
Jett0 wrote:
And found your beer, I hope.


May have been bourbon that night

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#6 - 2012-06-30 04:39:02 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jett0 wrote:
And found your beer, I hope.


May have been bourbon that night


that makes more sense

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Unimaginative Guy
Dutch Squad
#7 - 2012-06-30 14:16:21 UTC
My life would be complete if concord screamed " LOLOLOL YOUU GOT CONKORDOKKENED!!!11!!1!1!"
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#8 - 2012-06-30 14:42:14 UTC
I've had Eve dreams. Some of them were... inspiring.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-06-30 17:18:02 UTC
Remember in the old versions, when you got podded and were back at your clone, Aura would say, "Ha ha ha! You foolish pilot...." That was in one of my dreams once. Oooo, creepy.
Xenuria
#10 - 2012-06-30 22:14:59 UTC
You know when you have been playing eve too long when you start to suspect everybody around you of being a Xenuria Alt.

CSM 12 Candidate
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#11 - 2012-07-01 01:08:26 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
You know when you have been playing eve too long when you start to suspect everybody around you of being a Xenuria Alt.



I thought everybody was a Chribba alt?

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
#12 - 2012-07-01 08:55:15 UTC
Xenuria just talks ****. You're either a Garmon alt or a Chribba alt, and both Garmon and Chribba are alts of me, and I'm an Akita T alt who is just a Dark Shikari Alt who is Jenny Spitfires real identity, who, ironically, is just CCP Prism.

Resident Haruhiist since December 2008.

Laying claim to Out of Pod Experience since 2007, plain and simple. Keep the trash out of [u]Out Of Pod Experience[/u], If it's EVE Related or deserves a Lock, it does not belong here.
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#13 - 2012-07-01 09:04:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Graelyn
I used to dream I was in a pod (Old 2003 style, not this Jovian Mercedes you fly now).

The pod is flying through warp.

On and on it flies, and all is well.

Eventually I notice that a light was coming from the end of the warp tunnel. A fiery Star!

The pod continues, hurtling along as the light from the distant star grows brighter.

Little old me, in the middle of the pod, realizes there is no stopping. A scream begins. Is it me?

The scream is unexplainably joined by a hundred, then a thousand other screams as the star's blinding light fills my vision, becoming louder and louder and louder and louder and Brighter and Brighter and Louder AND LOUDER AND LOUDER AND


Then I'd wake up.

Straight

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Arkturus McFadden
Anukar
#14 - 2012-07-01 13:42:12 UTC
I had a dream that Jita was burning and thousands of ships were exploding all over the system.


That nightmare became real. Roll
Zanza Mechonis
What is tax
#15 - 2012-07-02 23:16:50 UTC
...Still dreaming of flying a godly tank Aeon someday in huge fleet battles... Or make 2 characters at the exact same time, have them train a few years and start alliances in nullsec, then wage war between the two of them... before stealing everything and joining some other alliance xD

"On the internet you can be anything you want... It's strange that many people choose to be stupid."