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Missing Experimental Monkeys

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Doomheim
#1 - 2012-06-27 06:07:42 UTC
If anyone finds a can full of poledancing monkeys please alert me with your location, time, and what underwear you are wearing. THE LAST IS VERY IMPORTANT! These monkeys are not to be spoken to or looked directly in the eye. DO NOT GET AROUSED BY THE FLIRTATIOUS MONKEYS! Some of them may be quite sticky and a few may be missing fingers. They are genetically bred and belong to InterBus. Retrieval must be by a qualified Capsuleer such as myself, who is wearing the right colour underwear and can use a CO2 fire extinguisher.

Thank you for you cooperation.
Pipa Porto
#2 - 2012-06-27 06:26:37 UTC
I have your monkeys. I will not return them to you.

They're too much fun.

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Karak Bol
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
#3 - 2012-06-27 06:27:38 UTC
Its not drunken roam saturday... or is it? The Monkey says it is...
CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
#4 - 2012-06-27 07:11:24 UTC
I have it on good authority that those were actually poledancing flirtatious fedos.

Thus, for the sake of public sanity I have to close this thread.

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