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(EDIT: DON'T THANKS) "Give me a ship and I will kill someone in it."
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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#1 - 2012-06-25 16:19:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Lady Spank
EDIT: Uh this was a p bad thread and I can only apologise for it, just adding this edit since I posted an update later on. Basically don't bother giving me stuff, im terrible and this post is even worse ♥

/EDIT

*I can fly pretty much anything except tech 3 and battleships.

The title speaks for itself but if you want to see someone dead, or simply wish to facilitate some mindless violence, give me a ship (and fitting?) and I will use it to blow something up.

In before lol begging, ... I can afford my own ships thank you but I know there are people out there with isk but no means or intention to actually get their hands dirty but would be happy to enable someone like me to get up to some mischief.

I will provide 'success' stories here for any assigned ships.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#2 - 2012-06-25 16:20:38 UTC
P.S. I fly solo which is like hard mode for eve but also is the most honourable and therefore I take great delight in being a solo honour warrior and fighting evil pirates all by my self no alts etc etc

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#3 - 2012-06-25 16:44:06 UTC
At some point I'll hook you up with an armor drake.
Nik-Nak
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-06-25 16:56:46 UTC
A Donation to the most noble of causes has been made.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#5 - 2012-06-25 17:08:22 UTC
Nik-Nak wrote:
A Donation to the most noble of causes has been made.

I love you NIK ye ole dog you.
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#6 - 2012-06-25 17:42:48 UTC
Hmm... tempting... A velator?
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-06-25 17:54:01 UTC
I approve of this +1

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#8 - 2012-06-25 18:41:23 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
P.S. I fly solo which is like hard mode for eve but also is the most honourable and therefore I take great delight in being a solo honour warrior and fighting evil pirates all by my self no alts etc etc


Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And fights so distant and obscure
Remain the cure

All by myself
Just wanna fly
All by myself
Evermore
All by myself
Just wanna fly
All by myself
Evermore

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#9 - 2012-06-25 18:43:24 UTC
Battle-Badger or go home.
Krom Thomson
Jumpbridg
#10 - 2012-06-25 19:34:40 UTC
If he can't kill someone in an ibis then he can't say that he can kill anyone in any ship Lol
Suqq Madiq
#11 - 2012-06-25 20:28:47 UTC
Pilot: Lady Spank
Month: June, 2012
Kills: 0
Losses: 8
ISK Lost: 1.52b
Efficiency: 0.0%

I can see why you'd be begging in C&P for free ships. Roll
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#12 - 2012-06-25 21:22:02 UTC
heh

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
yopparai
ASTARTES CORP
Hashashin Cartel
#13 - 2012-06-25 23:26:25 UTC
Suqq Madiq wrote:
Pilot: Lady Spank
Month: June, 2012
Kills: 0
Losses: 8
ISK Lost: 1.52b
Efficiency: 0.0%

I can see why you'd be begging in C&P for free ships. Roll



Lady Spank is F*cking Awesome, The above means nothing. If you want someone to be exploded you will be hard ppressed to find a better solo pilot.

Yopp
Katja Faith
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-25 23:45:29 UTC
yopparai wrote:
Suqq Madiq wrote:
Pilot: Lady Spank
Month: June, 2012
Kills: 0
Losses: 8
ISK Lost: 1.52b
Efficiency: 0.0%

I can see why you'd be begging in C&P for free ships.


The above means nothing.


KM-whoring means nothing when you're the one getting popped, huh? P
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#15 - 2012-06-26 00:26:23 UTC
You lose Honour Warrior points for saying "In before..." in the 1st post.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-06-26 00:33:15 UTC
I heard un-docking in Eve-Online is overated anyway.

Black Man with Goggles
Mira Lynne
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-06-26 02:04:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Mira Lynne
By 'Give me a Ship' do you mean 'Contract me a ship' or 'Suggest a ship and Fit'?

From a Different Thread:
Lady Spank wrote:
[Now that the Rifter] isn't top-dog I might consider flying it.

Link: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1434355#post1434355

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-06-26 08:03:55 UTC
What is wrong with you people.

Lady Spank is awesome and that corp is a long term goal for me to join.

Give the ship you want Lady and it's fitting and I shall contract one to you, so you can Kill people with.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-06-26 11:26:19 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
*I can fly pretty much anything except tech 3 and battleships.

The title speaks for itself but if you want to see someone dead, or simply wish to facilitate some mindless violence, give me a ship (and fitting?) and I will use it to blow something up.

In before lol begging, ... I can afford my own ships thank you but I know there are people out there with isk but no means or intention to actually get their hands dirty but would be happy to enable someone like me to get up to some mischief.

I will provide 'success' stories here for any assigned ships.


pathetic way to scam Ibis
nice makeup you ho.
Renier Gaden
Immortal Guides
#20 - 2012-06-26 16:01:58 UTC
Suqq Madiq wrote:
Pilot: Lady Spank
Month: June, 2012
Kills: 0
Losses: 8
ISK Lost: 1.52b
Efficiency: 0.0%

I can see why you'd be begging in C&P for free ships. Roll



Not sure what this guy is on about. I checked the kill board and Lady Spank appears to be exactly as advertised.
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