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Shameless Razor-Propaganda!

Kim Briggs
Aurora Armaments
#1 - 2012-06-24 20:50:56 UTC
RAZOR Alliance Glorious Informational Film #1

And New RAZOR National Anthem

Hail the Razor Union
Full of glory and of grace
We’re way up above you
Quite literally in space
We look down upon you
The view is so good
If you don’t look up to us well damn it, you should!

Bow down to our Troika
Their glory knows no bounds
We trust in their genius
Their knowledge, it astounds
They may have their failings
They may let us down
But we love them regardless, ‘til they run us in the ground

The RAZOR life’s a good life
No alliance can compare
We help starving orphans
Our valor is quite rare!
We don’t smack in local
And always say, “Good Fight!”
But if you get in our way
We’ll crush you with all our might!

To those who oppose us
You really stand no chance!
Razor stands for perfection
You’ll collapse with one glance!
And even if we fail
It can easily be spun
Just see our propaganda; it says that we’ve won!

Our carebears are so numerous
Sanshas cower at their might
‘Til we die to the Niarjas
Then they laugh at our plight
The killboards are hillarious
We smack and we fight
Jumped your titan to a cyno gen? Well that just isn’t right.

If we were somewhat better
We’d subjugate all of Eve
We’re not completely awful
We’re better than IRC!
We just refuse to die
We will not failscade
Though our enemies may try, they’ll never see that day!

Hail to the Troika!
Cass Lie
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-06-25 08:48:50 UTC
Excellent! Big smile
March on comrades!
Galizur Zageban
#3 - 2012-06-25 16:36:44 UTC
And this is suposed be EVE Fiction, it should be in My EVE not here.
Kielo Night
Catgirl Courtesan Club
#4 - 2012-06-28 05:25:55 UTC
Razor: Totally not Goon pets.