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Help! Trapped in a c5!
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Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#1 - 2012-06-24 19:52:24 UTC
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-06-24 20:25:29 UTC
vote for sticky

I should buy an Ishtar.
Bruce Bayne
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-06-24 21:41:35 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!


Well first of all you need to send a petition and THEN post at the forums...duh!
And mention in the petition how broken everything is and that kids in africa should not starve anymore :(

Also open op a second thread, where you ask how to fit your officer tengu, so you can solo the cl5 sites while waiting for rescue.

Hf Bruce
Vjorn Angannon
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#4 - 2012-06-24 22:09:53 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked!


but....but....but....

were u smart enuf to put probes in ur cargohold??? ShockedLol
Drunein
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#5 - 2012-06-24 22:43:41 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!



This... this right here... is win.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#6 - 2012-06-25 00:24:16 UTC
Vjorn Angannon wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked!


but....but....but....

were u smart enuf to put probes in ur cargohold??? ShockedLol


Probes? In my cargohold?

It's more likely than you think.
joes Bazooka
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-06-25 01:59:48 UTC
So many epeen hero's in the WH forums.
Klarion Sythis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-06-25 03:06:38 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
So many epeen heroes in EVE


Fixed.

Not that I feel this thread qualifies, but this is a truth in EVE. Too many people need to shutup and play the game.
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-06-25 03:55:09 UTC
Don't worry Bernie, I'll save you.

Also, send me your isk and I will double it too

Cheers,

Sith

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-06-26 10:44:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Abdiel Kavash
Vjorn Angannon wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked!


but....but....but....

were u smart enuf to put probes in ur cargohold??? ShockedLol


"Yes... I even took three... just in case I lose two."
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#11 - 2012-06-26 19:05:23 UTC
Saw the title, assumed a necro post from 2009.

No good deed goes unpunished
Anhenka
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-06-27 01:25:49 UTC
joes Bazooka
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-06-27 02:53:12 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!



The new jacket is very regal and all, but unbecoming of your trollness.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#14 - 2012-06-27 03:39:45 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
The new jacket is very regal and all, but unbecoming of your trollness.


Your shirt. Give it to me.

http://www.wormholes.info
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#15 - 2012-06-27 04:03:55 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!



The new jacket is very regal and all, but unbecoming of your trollness.


I dunno, I kinda like it.

Helps me get my game face on.
joes Bazooka
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-06-27 04:10:07 UTC
I think i am a touch jealous i didn't put more effort into mine Cry All trolls have a Mohawk right?
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#17 - 2012-06-27 04:13:42 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
I think i am a touch jealous i didn't put more effort into mine Cry All trolls have a Mohawk right?

Nope! Ha-cha-cha-cha!
Kielo Night
Kismesis
#18 - 2012-06-28 05:29:46 UTC
This sure is a good thread.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#19 - 2012-06-28 06:20:03 UTC
The first word of the first post was good, but then it got crappy. I liked theOP's old stuff better than his new stuff.

Reminds me of a joke. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#20 - 2012-06-28 07:14:15 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
The first word of the first post was good, but then it got crappy. I liked theOP's old stuff better than his new stuff.

Reminds me of a joke. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool.

My apologies. I will attempt to improve my troll quality in the near future. Thank you for your feedback.
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