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Are you tired of Goonswarm?
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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-06-23 12:42:29 UTC
Hello Space Friends,

My name is Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and today I am here to suggest a very dangerous liaison between You, Dear Reader, and the Intrepid Sky Captin of Your Heart, me! Try to keep this on the down-low, because it's potentially an Earth-shattering kaboom. With my fingers on the pulse of My People, it has come to my attention that many of you are somewhat upset by the continued existence of the Right-Honourable GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets. Never one to question the bleating masses whom may still one day usher me into political office (Vote Lyris 2013) I have decided to make goon on a campaign promise from my 2012 bid for CSM: today, I call for the greatest minds of New Eden to band together, to stand against the oppression of tyranny, and to bring the fight to The Mittani the only place it matters—on the forums Dot EVE Online.

We will fight him in the threads; we will fight him in the signatures; we will fight him in the posts; and, with God as my witness, we will take every possible measure to avoid fighting him in space.

The call has been sounded, Space Friends! Are you a bad enough dude to type angry words about a mitten? YES WE CAN!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2012-06-23 13:00:27 UTC
Why would someone from C&P do that?

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-06-23 13:03:36 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Why would someone from C&P do that?

Rifters we can believe in.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Xayder
modro
The Initiative.
#4 - 2012-06-23 13:04:38 UTC
Lyris Nairn
Sky Captain of My Heart

I don't always post, But when i post I do it with my main
Cpt Roghie
Chemical Invasion Co.
#5 - 2012-06-23 13:07:28 UTC
lolwat

This could be fun.
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#6 - 2012-06-23 13:28:47 UTC
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

I swear there needs to be a button that causes a goon ship to explode every time someone makes a thread/post like this one.

There's your new platform for 2013 CSM a doomsday in every pocket and a titan on every station!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Taetin Ishtal
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-06-23 15:08:14 UTC
The only thing i dislike about goons is your posting. Everything else is fake. Much the same as your "likes".
Flakey Foont
#8 - 2012-06-23 16:35:20 UTC
Who?
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9 - 2012-06-23 17:05:40 UTC
Goons are a myth they are not real.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#10 - 2012-06-23 18:04:18 UTC
Angry post about how much I <3 Goons.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Freundliches Feuer
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-06-23 21:19:48 UTC
Some people have too much time on their hand to type so much **** that nobody cares about lol
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#12 - 2012-06-23 22:04:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Hello Space Friends,

My name is Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and today [...] the Intrepid Sky Captin of Your Heart, me! [...]


New schtick needed. Urgently.

And who's Mittani?

2/10.

E:

Lyris Nairn wrote:
Vote Lyris 2013 (hyperlink removed in the interests of anything even remotely resembling good taste)


And no. Just, no.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-06-24 00:30:12 UTC
**** goons.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Russell Casey
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-24 02:53:24 UTC
I don't even play the actual game anymore, I just spend $15 a month to spew venom at my hated enemies on the forums.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-06-24 03:10:20 UTC
Russell Casey wrote:
I don't even play the actual game anymore, I just spend $15 a month to spew venom at my hated enemies on the forums.

You sound perfect for this initiative!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-06-24 03:52:50 UTC
Flakey Foont wrote:
Who?

I'm back!
Frillo Teslar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-06-24 10:33:23 UTC
3/10, mittani bum-lover detected Lol
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-06-24 10:43:01 UTC
Frillo Teslar wrote:
3/10, mittani bum-lover detected Lol

He does have a cute butt, it's true.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-06-24 13:15:17 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Frillo Teslar wrote:
3/10, mittani bum-lover detected Lol

He does have a cute butt, it's true.
So do you Snowflake *blushes*

Black Man with Goggles
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-06-24 13:34:09 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Frillo Teslar wrote:
3/10, mittani bum-lover detected Lol

He does have a cute butt, it's true.
So do you Snowflake *blushes*

I work out! Thanks for noticing.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
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