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Surely No Human Being Can Be This Stupid
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Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-06-20 03:44:59 UTC
Jonni Favorite wrote:
Works in RL why not in a game?


i lolled so hard this lmfao good one lol
Sergeant Dan
VS Corp
#22 - 2012-06-20 03:57:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Sergeant Dan
It's pathetic that people have to scam for ISK, I like to play the game legit because I like to have fun on games, not going around scamming people because it is just sad.

People who do scam should be IP banned from this game straight away & CCP needs to be more strict so that way people will think twice before scamming, if not then get banned.

What is the point in scamming people, scamming is not how to play a game, playing legit getting skills up & going to pvp is playing the game, I have no respect for scammers they are a waste of time and no one loves them.

(IF SOMEBODIES OFFER IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEN IT PROBABLY IS SO DONT RICK IT FOR A BISCUIT)





Sergeant Dan
Co-Owner of VScorporation

H.VSCorp
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#23 - 2012-06-20 03:57:56 UTC
If you send me an amount of isk I will return the square root of it.

So close...
Orlacc
#24 - 2012-06-20 04:00:00 UTC
I still read your posts.

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#25 - 2012-06-20 04:01:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Simi Kusoni
Sergeant Dan wrote:
It's pathetic that people have to scam for ISK, I like to play the game legit because I like to have fun on games, not going around scamming people because it is just sad.

People who do scam should be IP banned from this game straight away & CCP needs to be more strict so that way people will think twice before scamming, if not then get banned.

What is the point in scamming people, scamming is not how to play a game, playing legit getting skills up & going to pvp is playing the game, I have no respect for scammers they are a waste of time and no ones loves them.

(IF SOMEBODIES OFFER IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEN IT PROBABLY IS SO DONT RICK IT FOR A BISCUIT)





Sergeant Dan
Co-Owner of VScorporation

I'm currently planning an anti-scamming war campaign, and accepting donations via this corp.

Send any amount directly to this corporation, with the reason set to "anti-scam", and I will provide you with a free personally compiled scammer block list as a gesture of thanks for your support.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
Jonni Favorite
Red Slice Enterprise
#26 - 2012-06-20 04:13:39 UTC
Simi Kusoni wrote:
Jonni Favorite wrote:
Works in RL why not in a game?

If Eve has fostered a single desire in me, it is the desire to walk around town claiming to be a psychology student performing a study on the nature of trust.


Will you be asking for advances on your upcoming book?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2012-06-20 04:23:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Jake Warbird
Well, I keep posting in your threads don't I?

e:Darn,just saw Orlacc's post

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Yolanta Geezenstack
GWA Corp
#28 - 2012-06-20 04:38:54 UTC
A very old quote and often used, but still valid:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-06-20 05:07:50 UTC
Ituhata Saken wrote:
If you send me an amount of isk I will return the square root of it.


Hey! Some of us can math X

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Slow P Oke
Doomheim
#30 - 2012-06-20 05:10:09 UTC
GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED A NEW SCAM, CHECK IT:

My Main makes an easy 3 Billion a day, that's more than enough to keep me going so I think it's time to SHARE THE WEALTH! But, I'm not here to make all of EVE RICH - To receive your ISK all you have to do is play my game RISK = ISK - The more you RISK the more the ISK!


$$$ PICK ONE $$$


1. Send me 10 Million ISK and receive 50 Million in return

2. Send me 50 Million ISK and receive 500 Million in return

3. Send 100 Million ISK and receive 1.5 Billion ISK in return

4. Send 200 Million ISK and receive 3 Billion ISK in return


✔ BONUS! Send 333 Million ISK and receive 5 Billion ISK as your REWARD!


All ISK returned within 3 Min after verifying the following 2 Guidlines:


1. ONCE PER PLAYER! No really! Do NOT Send Again!!!! No ISK will return!!!

2. Your toon must be at least 2 weeks old, this is to prevent 1 day alts from being created for fast ISK. ( The Point IS To SHARE THE WEALTH! ) I WILL BE CHECKING!
Josef Djugashvilis
#31 - 2012-06-20 07:30:17 UTC
St Mio wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it funny who the person asking this question is? Big smile


When I saw the thread title, I assumed that it was self analysis on his part.Smile

This is not a signature.
Klymer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-06-20 07:31:21 UTC
I'm waiting for one of these "corporate enterprises" to launch a kickstarter and see how many investors they get.


...um not that I'm suggesting anyone should try that.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#33 - 2012-06-20 13:10:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Ptraci
Sergeant Dan wrote:


People who do scam should be IP banned from this game


IP bans are a very, very bad idea if you have any idea how the internet works and just how many people are subscribed to shared IP services. You know most of the internet is still running under ipv4, but we ran out of IP addresses a long time ago. The world has failed to end precisely because so much IP-sharing is happening. However just because the pool has pee in it doesn't mean that I was the one who peed in the pool.
Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-06-20 13:14:11 UTC
Sergeant Dan wrote:
People who do scam should be IP banned from this game


why?

richard desturned

alt of a director in a relevant corporation in a relevant alliance (i too sign my posts)

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#35 - 2012-06-20 13:16:33 UTC
Always bet on greedy and stupid, not always in that order.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

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P'Tak
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-06-23 18:02:56 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
Another gem from Jita local.

P'Tak wrote:

Space-Isk GiveAway!
Send Your Isk Now !!

Completely legit GiveAway.
CHECK MY AGE (2008)

Will you go for the small bit of a sure thing, or chance your luck against 1:3 odds and win a Billion Isk?

Choose:

-Send me 20-30m isk. I send you 40-60m. Once.
it's that simple.

~or~

-Send me 333m isk.
-1:3 odds of winning 1,000,000,000.00 isk.


*Winnings are broadcasted in local & transferred in full instantly
*Only one game per pilot, regardless of outcome. NO alts.


Does the fact so many people do this indicate this scam works?


I'm a gem.
Linna Excel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2012-06-23 18:22:11 UTC
Yes they can be that stupid and don't call me Shirley.

I can has blogging skills!
Din Chao
#38 - 2012-06-23 18:40:52 UTC
Sergeant Dan wrote:
It's pathetic that people have to scam for ISK, I like to play the game legit because I like to have fun on games, not going around scamming people because it is just sad.

People who do scam should be IP banned from this game straight away & CCP needs to be more strict so that way people will think twice before scamming, if not then get banned.

What is the point in scamming people, scamming is not how to play a game, playing legit getting skills up & going to pvp is playing the game, I have no respect for scammers they are a waste of time and no one loves them.

(IF SOMEBODIES OFFER IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEN IT PROBABLY IS SO DONT RICK IT FOR A BISCUIT)





Sergeant Dan
Co-Owner of VScorporation

I see what you did there. Gain their trust with a simple-minded, sanctimonious rant... then drop the hammer! Brilliant. Good luck, my friend.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#39 - 2012-06-23 18:43:37 UTC
WTS Amarr Navy Badger.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#40 - 2012-06-23 19:11:53 UTC
Orlacc wrote:
I still read your posts.



You got scammed Lol

brb
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