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C&P Love-Love thread
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Celeste Benal
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-06-18 09:13:32 UTC
I love you guyz.

Really. Every time I feel bored, down, depressed, or unwanted, I come to C&P to read some stories of unwarranted aggression, theft, mayhem, general shenanigans, and sexist remarks. I always leave with a smile on my face.

C&P makes Eve better. Keep poasting.

Love,
Celeste
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-06-18 10:02:00 UTC
No.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014
Murisha
#3 - 2012-06-18 11:34:38 UTC
Has poasting something to so with toasting or poaching?
Virginia Virdana
RSM Inc
#4 - 2012-06-18 12:33:26 UTC
C&P Forum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
They say never come to a gunfight armed with a knife.   You appear to have come armed with a spoon.
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-06-18 12:58:42 UTC
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
Girl: Okay. Now please slow down!

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#6 - 2012-06-18 13:00:56 UTC
OR he could simply turn off the engine and let it stall them down..

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-06-18 13:08:21 UTC
Yeah.. OP asked for love thread, not "realism".
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#8 - 2012-06-18 13:26:05 UTC
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
Girl: Okay. Now please slow down!

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.


I accidentally forgot to let go of the throttle. Whoops.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2012-06-18 16:38:10 UTC
Xearal wrote:
OR he could simply turn off the engine and let it stall them down..

It was a Prius bike.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#10 - 2012-06-18 18:29:38 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Xearal wrote:
OR he could simply turn off the engine and let it stall them down..

It was a Prius bike.


You may choose to blame the Prius, but I blame Thomas Edison.
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#11 - 2012-06-18 18:46:09 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Xearal wrote:
OR he could simply turn off the engine and let it stall them down..

It was a Prius bike.


You may choose to blame the Prius, but I blame Thomas Edison.


Tesla.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#12 - 2012-06-18 18:51:25 UTC
Tauren Tom wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Xearal wrote:
OR he could simply turn off the engine and let it stall them down..

It was a Prius bike.


You may choose to blame the Prius, but I blame Thomas Edison.


Tesla.


Adam and Eve.
Terram alWathani
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#13 - 2012-06-18 21:13:22 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Tauren Tom wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Xearal wrote:
OR he could simply turn off the engine and let it stall them down..

It was a Prius bike.


You may choose to blame the Prius, but I blame Thomas Edison.


Tesla.


Adam and Eve.


Gawd
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-06-18 21:33:08 UTC
As the kingpin of C&P, I do not tolerate this thread.

.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#15 - 2012-06-19 01:50:20 UTC
Terram alWathani wrote:
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Tauren Tom wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

It was a Prius bike.


You may choose to blame the Prius, but I blame Thomas Edison.


Tesla.


Adam and Eve.


Gawd


χάος (khaos)

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Celeste Benal
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-06-19 03:24:08 UTC
Op success. Spread the Love! Do it for the children!
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#17 - 2012-06-19 03:41:06 UTC
Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
€˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...
(All of his blues...)

I take a look at my enormous Titan
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my POS
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And everything is going my way

(Whistling)

I take a look at my enormous Titan
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah...

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#18 - 2012-06-21 00:11:00 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
€˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...
(All of his blues...)

I take a look at my enormous Titan
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my POS
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And everything is going my way

(Whistling)

I take a look at my enormous Titan
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah...


I sing this to myself whenever I drop my pants and look down.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#19 - 2012-06-21 01:05:12 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
€˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...
(All of his blues...)

I take a look at my enormous Titan
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my POS
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And everything is going my way

(Whistling)

I take a look at my enormous Titan
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous Titan
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah...


I sing this to myself whenever I drop my pants and look down.


I haven't figured out why, but it starts from above anytime I shower.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#20 - 2012-06-21 03:10:56 UTC
Celeste Benal wrote:
Op success. Spread the Love! Do it for the children!



In recent news: "Man arrested for doing it for the children".
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
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