Out of Pod Experience

Petrus Blackshell, I only have one thing to say to you, "Good Job". No one here could ever beat me up about any of this as much as my children. LOL

But thanks to people like you, I have learned to spell, almost 6 new words. Please keep posting examples, especially of punctuation. Much Thanks

Three English teachers were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first English teacher said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second English teacher said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third English teacher said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The English teachers were still arguing when the train hit them.

Jokes please!

~stuff~
Your spelling is bad, your grammar is bad, your opinions don't matter and you should feel bad about yourself.

This person applied for early admission into the College. He passed the math and science sections of the entrance exam, but failed the rest (history, languages, geography, etc.)! This person had to go to a trade school before he retook the exam and was finally admitted to a year later

This person was always a poor speller, with everything they wrote, requiring massive, and repeated edits.

Go ahead I dare you, who was this person?

Tip It wasn't Ernest Hemingway

OK, there's a heated topic, lots of really good debate, then someone that disagrees inevitably chimes in, "You have no right to even state your opinion, YOU CAN"T EVEN SPELL!

it's been my experience that many times these types, don't even have anything constructive to add. But, they'll damn sure point out your bad spelling. LOL I can't help but wonder at time if these sort of people, even stop to consider that EvE is a global game, and many that play don't have English as there first language.

I wonder if they would be forced to communicate in say Russian, how well they would do.lol

OK, I've of late been posting a few jokes in the like and get liked thread to inspire a little of the lighter side. One thing I have discovered, is there aren't any jokes that basically spoof the English Teacher. They seem to have a remarkable impervious nature to this sort of things. I couldn't find jokes about virtually all other professions, doctors, lawyers, math teachers, virtually everyone, but nothing about English Teachers. Go figure

So if your inspired even a little about this nappy little thread. Lets try to brew up with a few lines of text fry the perfect speller types, the perfect English types, the perfect grammar types.

Please keep it positive, and most of all funny,

Judging by the quality, or lack thereof, of the jokes, grammar and spelling, I would say that the OP is possibly an American. Their first language isn't modern English but is in fact 17th century English as espoused and butchered by Noah Webster after the revolution.