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You know you play eve too much when...

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Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#121 - 2012-06-21 11:20:38 UTC
When you try and spin screenshots, video's or even devblogs artists impressions.

- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]
Hulasikali Walla
Brave Nubs
#122 - 2012-06-21 11:25:52 UTC
When your going over 100 km/h with your car, and your 7 year old son says "" Warp drive active ""
Reloaded Soldier
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#123 - 2012-06-21 11:32:08 UTC
when you play 10-14 hours a day 3-4 days a week.
Alexzandvar Douglass
Motiveless Malignity
Deepwater Hooligans
#124 - 2012-06-21 11:53:53 UTC
You count your ex-girlfriend as a "red in local" when is nearby.
Karak Terrel
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER
#125 - 2012-06-21 12:02:34 UTC
That overwhelming desire to "d-scan" as soon as you leave the house.
Darges Solette
La Familia del Norte
#126 - 2012-06-21 12:05:28 UTC
When your daughter shouts "mum dad kicked me of the computer to go on that stupid game" (shes 3)

When you're sat in the pub talking about eve and your friend nearly cries because he lost a freighter with a few bill worth of cargo. (happened last night xD)
Aemonchichi
Limited Access
#127 - 2012-06-21 12:12:01 UTC
when you make the aquaintance of a member of the other sex and start thinking about how much traffic his/her mass limit can provide before collapsing and fading into nothingness Cool
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#128 - 2012-06-21 12:14:01 UTC
...When your SO also plays this game.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#129 - 2012-06-21 13:00:27 UTC
When you consider robbing your workplace and shooting your fellow employees while swearing blue in the face whenever you get a promotion that has something to do with money.

Dodixie > Hek
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#130 - 2012-06-21 16:44:48 UTC
Talon SilverHawk wrote:
When its one in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.

Tal






For likes?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#131 - 2012-06-21 16:46:23 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
When you try and spin screenshots, video's or even devblogs artists impressions.


This happens to me all the time when I'm watching frapsed (sp?) Youtube fights.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#132 - 2012-06-21 16:58:07 UTC
When you tell your wife you were kicked out of a corp for wrongly after being accused of being a spy. And she looks at you like you have a mental disorder instead of giving you the sympathy you need.

Heartless hag.

Pog mo thoin

Binanty
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#133 - 2012-06-21 18:25:16 UTC
When you start saying speed tanking when you refer to avoiding annoying people.

When you consider your workplace nullsec, and you keep watching local for the cloaky *** called 'your boss' and hoping he doesnt show up so you have to dock up and do your work.

When you have been grinding missions for years and you wonder why you standings still havnt increased.

When your ask your boss about what items the corporation's loyalty point store offers.

When people ask you if you want your egg scrambled and you reply that you would like to be able to warp away when you are in your pod.

When you have finished a college degree and you call the local hospital and you ask how much the next clone cost.

When you dont mind fighting another guy because your clone is up to date.

When you like eve related parodies of songs better than their original counter parts.

When you use eve terms to describe things in other games. (i do this with Sins of a solar empire)

When you seek your local drug cartel and ask if they can provide you with boosters.
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#134 - 2012-06-21 19:02:28 UTC
Generals Alt wrote:
Talon SilverHawk wrote:
When its three in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.

Tal





Fixed



Fixed it more.

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#135 - 2012-06-21 19:03:33 UTC
When you think clicking on one of these threads is a good idea...

The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong!
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#136 - 2012-06-21 19:09:35 UTC
When you set an alarm on your phone that says "Your security status has been lowered" to remind the kids it's time to get ready for bed.

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _
Serptimis
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#137 - 2012-06-21 19:46:31 UTC
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:
When you tell your wife you were kicked out of a corp for wrongly after being accused of being a spy. And she looks at you like you have a mental disorder instead of giving you the sympathy you need.

Heartless hag.

shes probably not impressed with the , er, dimensions of your avatar either Big smile
FlinchingNinja Kishunuba
Crunchy Crunchy
#138 - 2012-06-21 19:57:57 UTC
When you kidnap all the children in your area and force them to play Eve in your basement so you can finally take on the Goons......

Not that I do this... or that you really have any proof. ¬.¬
Amarr Haircare Products
Doomheim
#139 - 2012-06-21 20:40:19 UTC
When your friends don't talk to you about their problems anymore because your answer is always "HTFU".
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#140 - 2012-06-21 20:47:47 UTC
When you blame Goons for lag in the grocery store check-out line.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!