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RubyPorto

RubysRhymes

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#41 - 2012-06-15 16:13:18 UTC

Xenuria wrote:

Spider webs would not be very effective at catching food for the spiders if the webs themselves were not flowing with redundancy.

Bolas Spider says you're wrong.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

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Terrant Felder e-L00T Ltd. Likes received: 2	#42 - 2012-06-15 16:18:30 UTC thesaurus.com - Traffic Today: 120,021 visits Top Traffic Sources: forums.eveonline.com - 118,821 visits google.com - 1,200 visits

Singeabooty Raj

Doomheim

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#43 - 2012-06-15 17:30:49 UTC | Edited by: Singeabooty Raj

Nyx Na'gorg wrote:

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

Nyx Na'gorg wrote:

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

Lol Daemon Ceed why even discombobulate and boggle your cognitive cranium attempting to comprehend the underlying powers that be when clearly you are mistaken anyhow ?

I like big words too.

~~~ Stupendously bloody marvellous I say jolly old chap, bloody marvellous, tally ho, tally ho ~~~

I might be Gallente but I don't swing that way.

Black Man with Goggles

Singeabooty Raj

Doomheim

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#44 - 2012-06-15 17:40:03 UTC | Edited by: Singeabooty Raj

RubyPorto wrote:

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

RubyPorto wrote:

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

RubyPorto wrote:

Oh, bless your heart. E becomes 3.

The internet is indeed a wonderful place Ruby Porto. Bless your heart too. *winks*

I don't think you've ever been to the South. You should see how cutting a proper "Bless your Heart" can be.

The internet is a wonderful place, and the EvE-O forums mix of anonymity and identified individuals makes it doubly so.

Indeed I concur Ruby. This is the reason why I capture portraits and have print outs of the pictures of several eve characters adorning my bathroom walls to glance at while making a deposit.

Depositions on porcelain are often quite satisfying. The frequency that I make them does require that the bank keep my teller on call 24/7. He's such a nice, professional gentleman; I don't think I could ever trust another teller.

Porcelain at least has an advantage over conventional wall paperings RubyPorto in that any form of "stainage" can still be smoothly wiped off with a minimum of fuss without leaving any lingering trace of what transpired.

You would need to divulge what form of depositions you are referring to however, and the underlying circumstances of how these (I assume solutions), are manifesting on your porcelain so frequently it seems.

This information would allow the community to better assess why you require to have such a reliable bank teller.

Black Man with Goggles

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Tinker-Bell Doomheim Likes received: 2	#45 - 2012-06-15 18:21:35 UTC Terrant Felder wrote: I miss the Lady Spank alt. I heard that Lady Spank has enuf alts to fill the Titanic ?

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Xenuria Likes received: 1,123	#46 - 2012-06-15 19:26:35 UTC Implying I am not lady spank... I guess nobody reads the OLD forums... CSM 12 Candidate

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Sicarius Echerie The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 5	#47 - 2012-06-15 20:21:17 UTC ** it's hard to read these forums. What the ** is wrong with you people?

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CorInaXeraL The Dresdeneers Likes received: 298	#48 - 2012-06-15 20:27:33 UTC Sicarius Echerie wrote: ** it's hard to read these forums. What the ** is wrong with you people? Many things. Many, drug-treated, psychotic things. Or...lunch isn't settling well with me, can't tell.


Singeabooty Raj Doomheim Likes received: 485	#49 - 2012-06-15 21:16:41 UTC \| Edited by: Singeabooty Raj 1 Sicarius Echerie wrote: ** it's hard to read these forums. What the ** is wrong with you people? Why concern yourself with such matters outwith the consumtion of fizzy pop cola and greasy burgers and generating intersteller kredits for your masters to whom you are a puppet little harvest apoidea? Black Man with Goggles

RubyPorto

RubysRhymes

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#50 - 2012-06-15 21:30:44 UTC

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

RubyPorto wrote:

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

Indeed I concur Ruby. This is the reason why I capture portraits and have print outs of the pictures of several eve characters adorning my bathroom walls to glance at while making a deposit.

Well, as you know, Porcelain has a wonderful antimicrobial property, allowing the room temperature storage of a good many things that would otherwise spoil in the tropical heat. The result is that we are able to store items much more cheaply than our competitors, and our patients almost never complain about the items they receive from our storage.

The lack of stains is a secondary, but very important concern when we are discussing items of this kind. The teller must be reliable so that the items he banks can be kept perfectly organized. Our teller is very good. No patient has ever complained about receiving the wrong item, no matter how questionable the provenance.

Singeabooty Raj

Doomheim

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#51 - 2012-06-15 22:27:54 UTC | Edited by: Singeabooty Raj

My goodness RubyPorto the manner in which you put those words together almost makes a man blush.

I am currntly having to suppress the desires, nay fetish of wanting to feel cold Porcelain pressed upon my pert buttocks with some aplomb. Shocked

Having seen many a dainty flower wilt in the tropical heat I must now appreciate what Porcelain offers even when used as a storage vessel for despositions in transit from point of origin to the eager customer waiting for his product to be delivered "fresh" as created.

Nobody likes stains either so again this provides a bonus.

At the end of the day it is all about customer saisfaction.

Nyx Na'gorg and his affiliated in-game friends certainly seem to be enjoying their dealings with Xenuria Big smile

Black Man with Goggles

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Grumpymunky Monkey Steals The Peach Likes received: 864	#52 - 2012-06-16 01:59:28 UTC Sicarius Echerie wrote: ** it's hard to read these forums. What the ** is wrong with you people? Forum needs more monkeys. Post with your monkey. Thread locked due to lack of pants.

RubyPorto

RubysRhymes

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#53 - 2012-06-16 02:16:52 UTC

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

What are you talking about sitting on Porcelain? I'm running a respectable Organ Harvesting ring here. I will NOT have my good porcelain storage area exposed to anyone's buttocks, pert or otherwise (well, unless they had been harvested for a patient, of course).

My god, these flies have been getting more rambunctious since the start of the Monsoons. Damn this Calcutta heat.

Emerald Decartes

Syndicate Holdings

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#54 - 2012-06-16 04:11:18 UTC

I am offended by the fact that the trollolol topic regarding Xenuria's topic (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=121110&p=1) was left open while the original topic was closed. It suggest favoritism, and/or a bias, and possible intent to put one side down while propping the other up..

Fault on ISD Dorrim Barstorlode for not seeing a bigger picture. A fault that will not be forgotten.

Arron, this is the wrong venue for such an endeavor. If you had really needed assistance I'm sure you know as well as I that problems are resolved via smokey rooms and people who dislike sober chat...

Making a topic was counter intuitive towards achieving your goals...

Kind regards,

Emerald

D.F.C.S. no TRUST in mankind no confidence IN goverment there will never be enduring FREEDOM.

RubyPorto

RubysRhymes

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#55 - 2012-06-16 04:15:57 UTC

Emerald Decartes wrote:

Several deleted posts in that topic made it clear that the OP of that thread was dangerously close to EULA violating harassment. The two threads have progressed in significantly different ways.

Emerald Decartes

Syndicate Holdings

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#56 - 2012-06-16 04:39:11 UTC

RubyPorto wrote:

Emerald Decartes wrote:

Several deleted posts in that topic made it clear that the OP of that thread was dangerously close to EULA violating harassment. The two threads have progressed in significantly different ways.

So if I mask my words clever and in the shadow of a separate topic my words are not harassing, as in my words only imitate my target, and do not actually reflect him... It is just jest then or is there something more? Maybe something I am unable to place my finger on at the moment.

Also... what is "dangerously close" to eula violating? He has, or he has not.... There is no grey with regards to eula violations...

D.F.C.S. no TRUST in mankind no confidence IN goverment there will never be enduring FREEDOM.

Xenuria

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#57 - 2012-06-16 04:47:52 UTC

Emerald Decartes wrote:

I wanted to rattle their cages. It worked as intended.
Angry opponents are more amusing then calm collected ones.

CSM 12 Candidate

RubyPorto

RubysRhymes

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#58 - 2012-06-16 04:55:29 UTC

Emerald Decartes wrote:

Also... what is "dangerously close" to eula violating? He has, or he has not.... There is no grey with regards to eula violations...

I said dangerously close because I do not know if the GMs have taken any action over that person's admission of IG targeting a class of IG players for their membership in a certain OOG class. Basically, nobody can violate the EULA until CCP says they do, and CCP doesn't make violation notices public (usually).

I'm trying to be as vague as possible so I don't step in dog blank myself.

Tarryn Nightstorm

Hellstar Towing and Recovery

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#59 - 2012-06-16 05:29:09 UTC

Singeabooty Raj wrote:

Lol Daemon Ceed why even discombobulate and boggle your cognitive cranium attempting to comprehend the underlying powers that be when clearly you are mistaken anyhow ?

I like misusing big words because I think it makes me funny, too.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.