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4 steps to idiot of the year award
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Leeluvv
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-06-14 13:41:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Leeluvv
I'd like to nominate myself.

Step 1
Using an alt miner in Uedama to try and get someone to gank him.
Got bored of waiting, so tried to get myself flagged to a Sacrilege shooting NPC pirates in the belt.
Shot the wreck with drones from the Hulk, instead of looting it. Clicked accept on the message, thinking it was a sec status hit message.


Step 2
Sacrilege shot at Hulk, so was now flashy red
Logged in myself in a 3 billion ISK Tengu
Targetted Sacrilege and shot it, clicking accept on pop up. I did this in a rush, as I didn't want him to warp off.


Step 3
Don't have Concord on the overview (don't know why, they used to be on it)

Step 4
Both ships die in a ball of flame, wondering how a Sacrilege can keep me neuted, despite a cap booster with 800s, and deal so much damage.
Tengu drops all the expensive mods, which get looted.

There is a post elsewhere asking what age a Rookie is, apparently its 8 years....
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-06-14 13:48:07 UTC
Naww I feel bad for you, you use a tengu.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-06-14 13:57:04 UTC
Nothing that bad,

Engaging a Bait mining Rokh with 5 members in local and 2 falcons on D-SCAN.

1.2 Billion isk Legion gone.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#4 - 2012-06-14 14:54:04 UTC
Your knowledge of aggro mechanics is astonishing. Ugh

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#5 - 2012-06-14 16:30:46 UTC
Uhh .. I actually don't quite get it. Maybe it's my english lacking combined with being a noob, but... can someone explain this to me, please? :)
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#6 - 2012-06-14 16:34:51 UTC
He shot things he wasn't supposed to and Concord slapped him across the face. With nukes.
smokess
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-06-14 16:43:03 UTC
Ah the old rock, paper, scissors, thermonuclear warhead game of can baiting.

Sounds like you lost this time. Badly.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#8 - 2012-06-14 23:11:02 UTC
smokess wrote:
Ah the old rock, paper, scissors, thermonuclear warhead game of can baiting.

Sounds like you lost this time. Badly.


All is fair in love and thermonuclear war.
Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-06-15 01:43:41 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
smokess wrote:
Ah the old rock, paper, scissors, thermonuclear warhead game of can baiting.

Sounds like you lost this time. Badly.


All is fair in love and thermonuclear war.


I love the smell of fallout in the morning...

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#10 - 2012-06-15 01:54:59 UTC
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
smokess wrote:
Ah the old rock, paper, scissors, thermonuclear warhead game of can baiting.

Sounds like you lost this time. Badly.


All is fair in love and thermonuclear war.


I love the smell of fallout in the morning...


We'll meet again
Don't know where, don't know when,
but I know we'll meet again
Some, sunny
Day

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#11 - 2012-06-15 02:24:40 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
smokess wrote:
Ah the old rock, paper, scissors, thermonuclear warhead game of can baiting.

Sounds like you lost this time. Badly.


All is fair in love and thermonuclear war.


I love the smell of fallout in the morning...


We'll meet again
Don't know where, don't know when,
but I know we'll meet again
Some, sunny
Day


:Applauds:
Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-06-15 02:32:33 UTC
Stop it, Stop it at once...
I won't have people fighting in the War Room

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#13 - 2012-06-15 02:42:44 UTC
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Stop it, Stop it at once...
I won't have people fighting in the War Room


"Gentlemen! Our gallant young president has been struck down in his prime!"

FAKEEDIT: I Just found stills from the Pie Fight Scene. I am delirious with excitement.

http://pineapples101.blogspot.com/2009/01/dr-strangelove-pie-fight.html

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
ZzeusS
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-06-15 03:20:31 UTC
Logging into a Trader alt to do some suicide shuttle exploring. Forgot all about a bunch of BPC's that I moved into the cargo earlier in the week to move to another region.






RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#15 - 2012-06-15 03:33:44 UTC  |  Edited by: RubyPorto
Anyway, on point with the thread title, I'd like to nominate the 3? JF Pilots that I've seen be killed by Faction Police. Or the 4? JF Pilots I've seen solo-killed by unmanned POSes.

That's all in the past 6 weeks or so.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Nave Drallig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-06-15 06:01:55 UTC
first week in game me an a few buddies decide to jump in cheap frigates and go on a roam in 0.0. we are all really new we start jumping away towards 0.0. we finally reach what we think is 0.0 see a neut badger2 on gate all 5 engage and attack at once, we all instantly are vaporized and are very confused why. then i look up and realize we are 1 jump away from 0.0 and are currently still in low sec.

LFMF
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#17 - 2012-06-15 13:51:48 UTC
I was hanging out in a belt with a friend who was just in to kill rocks, them in a hulk, me in a manticore. I was going to show them just what cruises do to an exhumer and prepped the launchers, then went to target...

...and realized I'd locked someone else in their apotheosis. I ended up annihilating their poor little shuttle, and Concord swiftly dismantled my manticore. Oh how I laughed. I offered to replace the Apotheosis, but the pilot logged and I never heard back, the contract I'd set up with a new one expired and it's been in my hangar since.


My mining friend got a kick out of it, too. Roll
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-06-16 11:26:18 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! XD

*points at OP*

AHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!! XD

*cough* sorry for that. Really. I really feel so, so sorHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! XD
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#19 - 2012-07-01 02:30:10 UTC
we all make dumb mistakes. lost a bil isk sleiphner from bordom just last week rofl
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-07-01 02:52:05 UTC
I wish I'd taken a screen shot of what I'm about to describe because I had to clench my eyes shut several times just to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing.

I was hanging out in Raravath yesterday waiting for WT's to undock. Hit d-scan near the station cluster & saw an Orca & a pod on scan. Found them outside the Amarr Navy Assembly station 5km away from undock range & started speeding towards them after about 30 seconds of staring in absolute shock at what I was seeing. The Orca then ejects a Hulk. I briefly considered docking up then popping back out to steal the Hulk, but decided I wanted the kill instead.

The pod hopped in the Hulk just before I bumped him a further 15km off the undock range & blew him up. I was annoyed with myself for not being in my Machariel at the time.

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