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My friend needs clothes...

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#781 - 2017-03-30 02:43:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Quinn Hatfield wrote:
/performs CPR on the thread...

CPR won't work because it isn't alive.

But it isn't really dead, either.



Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies?

How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought?

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#782 - 2017-03-30 03:06:43 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Quinn Hatfield wrote:
/performs CPR on the thread...

CPR won't work because it isn't alive.

But it isn't really dead, either.



Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies?

How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought?


There is a difference between trophies and companions my friend. Obviously my companions would have a spot on the couch.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#783 - 2017-03-30 03:45:41 UTC
I keep my companions in the freezer to take care of them, but I don't call them trophies.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#784 - 2017-03-30 04:09:40 UTC
Well you know how it goes. Some you want to have a relationship others are just an evening of fun. No need for over sentimentality that's just a recipe for heartbreak.
Gallente Citizen 96821374
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#785 - 2017-04-14 20:56:43 UTC
A DED arrest has been made of a lead scientist with a background connection to Joelinux's Corpse Companion Clothiers.

Read the story here.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#786 - 2017-05-03 22:49:33 UTC
What is dead may never die.

Back to the front page with Chloe.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack

joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#787 - 2017-05-23 05:45:50 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
What is dead may never die.

Back to the front page with Chloe.


My true love. Though she may be quiet, and giving off quite a stink, I will never be separated. Though the Guristas might take her from me in her holds after an hour spacewalk with no suit, I will find her, and take her back.

Our conversations are terribly one-sided, and she gives me the cold shoulder. And face, and arm, and elbow...I will never stop loving her.
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#788 - 2017-05-23 07:13:56 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
What is dead may never die.

Back to the front page with Chloe.


My true love. Though she may be quiet, and giving off quite a stink, I will never be separated. Though the Guristas might take her from me in her holds after an hour spacewalk with no suit, I will find her, and take her back.

Our conversations are terribly one-sided, and she gives me the cold shoulder. And face, and arm, and elbow...I will never stop loving her.

Didn't you happen to misplace her a few years back?

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.

Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#789 - 2017-05-24 23:33:48 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Quinn Hatfield wrote:
/performs CPR on the thread...

CPR won't work because it isn't alive.

But it isn't really dead, either.



Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies?

How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought?

This thread is both alive and dead.

Except... things which are both alive and dead are supposed to choose one state when you look at them. Hmm. Maybe it's not Schrödinger's thread, but rather a zombie thread which has devoured the brains of everyone who looked at it.

A signature :o

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#790 - 2017-05-25 11:34:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Corraidhin Farsaidh
Shallanna Yassavi wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Quinn Hatfield wrote:
/performs CPR on the thread...

CPR won't work because it isn't alive.

But it isn't really dead, either.



Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies?

How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought?

This thread is both alive and dead.

Except... things which are both alive and dead are supposed to choose one state when you look at them. Hmm. Maybe it's not Schrödinger's thread, but rather a zombie thread which has devoured the brains of everyone who looked at it.


Whichever it is the issue remains the same, that being that the thread is sartorially challenged.

Ed: I wonder if this thread is required reading for all new CCP devs, followed by the statement 'And this is the kind of players you are dealing with...'
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#791 - 2017-05-26 11:37:24 UTC
Zatar Sharisa
New Eden Heavy Industries Incorporated
#792 - 2017-05-28 03:01:23 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
I wonder if this thread is required reading for all new CCP devs, followed by the statement 'And this is the kind of players you are dealing with...'


I think this covers so much. It might even cover all the friends who need clothes.

I understand about indecision, but I don't care if I get behind.  People livin' in competition.  All I want is to have my peace of mind.

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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#793 - 2017-06-08 20:23:55 UTC
Oh, wow. On sunday it's going to be five years since the OP and still no corpse dressing. Get going CCP!

Remove standings and insurance.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#794 - 2017-06-08 21:08:30 UTC
Victor Frankenstein would like a word.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Axure Abbacus
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#795 - 2017-06-08 21:19:58 UTC
Yet we now have ships with corpse lockers for your dietary needs.

It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.

Toshiro Ichosira
Nodal Point Teledildonics
#796 - 2017-06-20 16:03:10 UTC
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Oh, wow. On sunday it's going to be five years since the OP and still no corpse dressing. Get going CCP!

Good news everyone!
Eleonora Crendraven
Global Communications AG
#797 - 2017-06-21 17:23:23 UTC
enterprisePSI wrote:
best.thread.ever.

Capsuleers are crazy. In a good way Blink

https://twitter.com/gcAG_EVE

http://eveboard.com/pilot/Eleonora_Crendraven

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#798 - 2017-07-12 19:02:54 UTC
Linus Gorp wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
What is dead may never die.

Back to the front page with Chloe.


My true love. Though she may be quiet, and giving off quite a stink, I will never be separated. Though the Guristas might take her from me in her holds after an hour spacewalk with no suit, I will find her, and take her back.

Our conversations are terribly one-sided, and she gives me the cold shoulder. And face, and arm, and elbow...I will never stop loving her.

Didn't you happen to misplace her a few years back?


Yes. Come to find out, Chloe has "that look" that is fairly universal. She was a special girl. The new Chloe is also a great listener too...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#799 - 2017-07-12 19:05:49 UTC
Toshiro Ichosira wrote:
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Oh, wow. On sunday it's going to be five years since the OP and still no corpse dressing. Get going CCP!

Good news everyone!


How dare you give away my secret plans! Now I'll never get VC funding!

And Corpse? Please. They are companions. If it were corpses, the things we've done would be disturbing. Do I sound disturbing to you?
Dorn Val
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#800 - 2017-07-13 06:55:23 UTC
...and suddenly I'm actually liking the Eve Online forum... You beautiful bastard! Lol

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