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My friend needs clothes...

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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#761 - 2016-12-14 03:43:51 UTC
Shadum Crane wrote:
it is my hope, that CCP builds a space-wall to keep the Jovians out, and helps us make corpses great again!

It's too late for your wall. Bugs have appeared on SISI that let you turn a character into the Jove.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#762 - 2016-12-14 03:59:12 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Shadum Crane wrote:
it is my hope, that CCP builds a space-wall to keep the Jovians out, and helps us make corpses great again!


Exactly how will we get the Jovians to pay for it though?

We offer to double their ISK. One of them will bite.

A signature :o

powdemonic Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#763 - 2016-12-18 11:07:06 UTC
yes yes there needs to be a trophy room where you can to this Twistedhttp://i.imgur.com/Rx7WLKy.png
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#764 - 2016-12-23 19:23:33 UTC

This is only a temporary setback. Eventually CCP will stop overlooking Chloes needs.

Remove standings and insurance.

Yiole Gionglao
#765 - 2017-01-22 21:54:13 UTC
Oh wait, this thread is still going on? Friendly bump!

For Chloe!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#766 - 2017-01-23 01:25:23 UTC
powdemonic Ellecon wrote:
yes yes there needs to be a trophy room where you can to this Twistedhttp://i.imgur.com/Rx7WLKy.png

Queue music from Silence of the Lambs...

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#767 - 2017-02-02 15:08:51 UTC
Would it be possible to make clothes for Chloe from space meat? Make no MISS STEAK, Chloe is much much more than space meat.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Van Doe
#768 - 2017-02-02 20:52:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Van Doe
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

Don't let anyone tell you that is wrong.
I really like your kink.
And I wich you good luck to get this implement by ccp
Corpses can't say no

Upload a picture of Chloe if you don't mind.

#Op_for_csm

I'm not trolling, I create content for everyone to enjoy. afk cloaky in a system near you while posting in this forum.

Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#769 - 2017-02-02 21:05:29 UTC
Van Doe wrote:
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

Don't let anyone tell you that is wrong.
I really like your kink.
And I wich you good luck to get this implement by ccp
Corpses can't say no

Upload a picture of Chloe if you don't mind.

#Op_for_csm

He can't.. OP lost her some 4 (?) years ago..

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.

Van Doe
#770 - 2017-02-02 21:23:05 UTC
Cry oh I feel sorry for him.
Heartbreaking story
But I hope he found a new love.
But no love is like the first one.

I'm not trolling, I create content for everyone to enjoy. afk cloaky in a system near you while posting in this forum.

Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#771 - 2017-02-02 23:31:25 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Sad news. Due to a mixup in a contract, I lost Chloe on the open market, along with my slightly used Dramiel. So now, I am on the market.

If you would like to contribute to my dating life, please deposit your choice for my new companion in Jita 4-4.

I will pay 5 million for the corpse I choose as my latest love. Please Eve-mail me a story that details the personality and attractive features of the companion you are giving me. I will make my choice in one week's time.

Of course, either way, due to the fact that I'm going to have tons of companions, whoever I choose as my number one companion will have to learn how to share me.

So, again: contact to me in Jita 4-4, Evemail me a story about the companion, and if you win, I'll give you 5 mil.

Female companions only, please. I'm not into that other stuff.

Here's the post in question from April 2013.

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#772 - 2017-02-03 00:48:36 UTC
Van Doe wrote:
I really like your kink.

Love isn't a kink.

Van Doe wrote:
Corpses can't say no

Slaver hounds can't say no either, so that's not really a good argument.

Why don't we focus on treating corpses as people? Because they are people, after all. Some of us just care enough to want to clothe the unfortunate ones and continue taking care of them even after they've been through a horrific accident.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#773 - 2017-02-03 00:56:10 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Van Doe wrote:
I really like your kink.

Love isn't a kink.

Van Doe wrote:
Corpses can't say no

Slaver hounds can't say no either, so that's not really a good argument.

Why don't we focus on treating corpses as people? Because they are people, after all. Some of us just care enough to want to clothe the unfortunate ones and continue taking care of them even after they've been through a horrific accident.


So you mean they aren't so much 'dead' as 'life-challenged'?

Who are we to discriminate against them?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#774 - 2017-02-25 22:46:52 UTC
His name is Bob, all praise Bob.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#775 - 2017-02-26 17:10:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Dolorous Tremmens
I will freely sign a consent form and have it microtattooed as a beautymark. That proviso said, I'm sure I would freely consent to myself doing whatever it would like with me. I have said in the past that I collect my former selves and on occasion become my former self due to selfless action like using a cyno. I stay calm even at the end knowing that I will probably end up in the loving arms of... myself.

I'm not narcissistic I just know who really really loves me the most. Me of course.

Get some Eve. Make it yours.

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#776 - 2017-02-26 17:43:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
I've never collected myself before, only others. I wonder what all the other mes aren't doing out there.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#777 - 2017-02-26 23:07:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I've never collected myself before, only others. I wonder what all the other mes aren't doing out there.
They're reincarnated on Clarkson Island.

fixed link

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Jev North
Doomheim
#778 - 2017-03-07 06:39:56 UTC
Poranius Fisc wrote:
Linus Gorp wrote:
Poranius Fisc wrote:
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


If you die can I have your corpse?

Ask someone for his corpse 4 years and 3 months after he posted in here Roll

Question still stands.

37 pages is a lot to read through, so I just went through the first two and didnt check dates.


Sure, it's not like I'll need it anymore.

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.

Quinn Hatfield
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#779 - 2017-03-29 22:47:09 UTC
/performs CPR on the thread...

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I don't burn bridges, I merely steal a bolt a day.

Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#780 - 2017-03-29 23:40:33 UTC
+1 for dressing up corpses.
while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies?