Player Features and Ideas Discussion

I think it's too complicated for ccp to implement this :p, but when not, make it so that for example:

- I pod Punkturis, than I collect her corpse and store it in a station, now i can dress her corps with "man" clothes.
- I pod Guard, ..." "... I can dress his corpse with "women" clothes.

that sounds interesting even if you have collect the corpse of an enemy fc´ and your alliance have now fun with that corpse (no.. give him the pink girly shirt not the camo! I quite if you not dressed him the damn leather skirt and so on ...:p),
and for the "nananana nana" factor when all see imgur pics from your collect and perfect re-dressed corpses :p

But what i realy would love if all corpses show what clothes they had. A little bit charred, crusted and bloody but you can see the current clothing in the moment of death!
And its not a problem for me if that starts with a future patch and works not for older corpses and i think thats not to complicated for ccp to implement this :p

What a idiocy this damn topic is, and so many devs reading it.
Eve have the most minimalistic choice of haircuts. Maybe I need to write something delirious to ghet attantion to this situation.

over a year later this post still makes me so happy!

My corpies and I always talked about setting up a business called "Buttf*ck the Mittani".

All we do is take the The Mittani corpse we have and hang it in our hangar and charge 5 mil for people to come in and buttf*ck it.

With that in mind I support being able to have your corpses in a meatlocker-esq room!

Blind guess, but due to the fact OP is probably Aussie, I believe this is a reference to "Chloe" of the Young and Jackson bar in Melbourne.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_and_Jackson_Hotel

If it is, nice one mate.

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong. I'm 'merican. I just joined ANZAC because they were the least *ssh*l*sh group that I could find in 0.0. Without going to the "Golly Gosh Gee" type people who cry every time someone gets podded.

I do like that you thought I was a lot deeper than I am. Kinda like when my English teachers tried to find deeper meaning in the dirty jokes that Shakespeare put in his plays. :)

So I am seriously thinking of finding out if there is sufficient groundswell for me to come to fanfest and recite poems on the need to be able to cloth "companions". Who would be with me on this? :)

*reads thread*
*slowly backs away from computer*
*washes hands for good measure*
*Goes to bed*
*Can't sleep*
*Never sleeps again*

I love being attached into people

I am a player with similar issues. My most often used ship is a Slasher( named Hearse) and I frequently fly corpse runs around Jita and the surrounding area. I would like to play dress up and have tea parties with the often 50+ corpses that I have in my Station Container (labeled Coffin).

With new corpse graphics shall come new items!

[X]'s severed head

"This is a head of [X] a (insert: notorious pirate/wannabe bounty hunter/hated fleet commander/loveable fleet singer/adorable newbie/last moron who didn't get off my lawn) who died tragically due to (bullet/plasma/missile/laser/spacebee) overdose."

- Can be contracted or auctioned
- Can be used with pirate-themed decorations, available at your local pirate store! (for that little "arrr" even the softest carebear has in himself)

True Sansha "Sweet Dreams" decorative spike:

A large spike to mount a head on. Comes with a magnetic clamp to put anywhere in your home station. Can be programmed to emit ominous humming noise or to periodically open the head's mouth and scream - for that extra something when a party has a slow start!

Shadow Serpentis "Joker" headmount

A nice decoration with practical use! Your guests will be amazed upon discovering that this mount, attachable to any surface and easily concealable as a part of the head itself, turns it into a disco ball! No party will ever be the same without its spinning eye-beam goodness!

(Can be programmed to sing up to 5 songs. It is not supposed to talk or give life advice - if it does, consult whatever space-drugs you've been taking and stop. You're way too high already.)

Dread Guristas "Hamlet" decorative flowerpot

You know what's better than enjoying tending to your bonsai tree after a hard day of scheming, plotting and destruction? It's tending to a bonsai tree that grows out of someone's head. This thing will make anyone's doubts in your sophisticated cruelty go away and provide a beautiful addition to your garden - in addition to be portable enough to have it on a space station!

Blood Raider "Nosferatu" decorative tank

...okay, we seriously don't want to know anything about what you're about to do with that blood. But hey, if you feel like storing some of it for later and showing off to fellow Sani Sabik friends - we can turn this head into a tank. It even has a little light to make it all glow!

Domination "Voodoo" Shrunken Head fixture

Shrinking technologies of the future are here! With our new Shrink-o-matic 3 billion* (tm) we can shrink your claimed head to any size you wish! Fuzzy dice not your style? Wind chimes too mainstream? Try a shrunken head instead! It's bound to get some heads to turn. Can be programmed to cackle maniacally over fixed or random period of time, and with our limited special offer to capsule pilots - be equipped with motion sensors and say "boo!" to every passing person!

*Unavailable for sale in Amarr Empire due to religion issues with desacrating a corpse. Shrink-o-matic is not responsible for sudden appearance of ghosts, phantasms, vengeful spirits or voodoo shamans with a vendetta.