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My friend needs clothes...

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Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#401 - 2013-06-30 09:12:32 UTC
This just proves that there are some things an API check won't find.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#402 - 2013-06-30 09:34:03 UTC
I'm not sure if this thread leaves me more disturbed or aroused.

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Vitaliy Gasputin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#403 - 2013-06-30 09:39:35 UTC
joelinux wrote:
One of the best New Eden love stories ever told


I'm happy that you have found love in this cold and hostile universe :)

As for the topic I'm simply flabbergasted that this is not already a feature, and I simply love your idea to add more sexier costumes on the market since every fashionable person knows that covering your body is so last season.

I wish you and Chloe the best ♥
Chimpface Holocaust
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#404 - 2013-06-30 13:50:27 UTC
C'mon guys stop necro-ing this thread already and let it rest in peace.
supernova ranger
The End of Eternity
#405 - 2013-06-30 15:41:10 UTC
Do corpses really die when the pod blows up? This thread hasn't so I'm wondering now...
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#406 - 2013-06-30 20:32:24 UTC
supernova ranger wrote:
Do corpses really die when the pod blows up? This thread hasn't so I'm wondering now...

Not really, hot wiring them into being AI controlled love dolls is easy, since the implants for transfer are already implanted.

Just jump start them, reboot to local AI, and have fun.

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#407 - 2013-07-01 06:08:23 UTC
This is so beautiful. I finally feel like I have found home.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#408 - 2013-07-01 07:06:39 UTC
Zalasastra wrote:
another feature for eve - psychology tests upon account creation.

the one thing EVE needs the most.

if CCP ever wanted to get rid of stupid easily-trollable people, which they probably don't.
kram reklaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#409 - 2013-07-01 10:21:24 UTC
I found a corpse the other day and put it in my hold. It was male though. Maybe I should have sold it to a lonely female?

Sure gets lonely sometimes. Wish it had been female.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#410 - 2013-07-01 13:14:45 UTC
kram reklaw wrote:
I found a corpse the other day and put it in my hold. It was male though. Maybe I should have sold it to a lonely female?

Sure gets lonely sometimes. Wish it had been female.

Check closer, I have reports that truly significant amounts of EVE pilots cross dress to avoid or gain attention.

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Jezza McWaffle
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#411 - 2013-07-01 13:42:46 UTC
Still a better love story than Twilight Blink

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#412 - 2013-07-01 23:04:46 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:

Check closer, I have reports that truly significant amounts of EVE pilots cross dress to avoid or gain attention.



For as long as we live in a world where people underestimate women, I'll continue to play female characters in games where deception is useful.

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Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#413 - 2013-07-02 22:11:45 UTC
Chimpface Holocaust wrote:
C'mon guys stop necro-ing this thread already and let it rest in peace.

But this thread is so...
...Necro
We can't resist. Cool

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Carribean Queen
Vadimus Quarrier Works
#414 - 2013-07-03 08:49:49 UTC
CCP, you need to add this as a feature! We can dress our corpses up and have tea parties!

In my case, I have so many I could have a roman orgy, but I'd be the only live participant...
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#415 - 2013-07-03 09:17:16 UTC
Hogarth Starbanger wrote:
This is so beautiful. I finally feel like I have found home.


Holy ****! Your face! Shocked

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Kirimeena D'Zbrkesbris
Republic Military Tax Avoiders
#416 - 2013-07-03 09:32:10 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Hogarth Starbanger wrote:
This is so beautiful. I finally feel like I have found home.


Holy ****! Your face! Shocked

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwbjcGSqK1ryl0f3o1_500.gif

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#417 - 2013-07-03 22:32:27 UTC
Jeanne-Luise Argenau wrote:
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.


that my friend is called necrophilia :P


That's gross...Necrophilia is when you have a thing for dead people. Companions are just lacking a pulse. Or breath.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#418 - 2013-07-03 22:33:57 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Although most of the capsuleers I podkill end up as biomass, I keep a couple of really special corpses in Dodixie 9-20.

Updating buy and sell orders can get a bit lonely at times, and it is good to have company when doing it.

I'm particularly fond of the corpse that I found in a 5pc Crystal implant set, sitting on the lowsec side of a high-low gate, AFK in a well-fitted Slepnir. They get the embarrassing lossmail (2b ISK lost to a solo Vexor), I get a new... playmate.


Awesome! As you know, I recently lost Chloe...maybe when I find another companion, we could double date!
Quake590
Neurotoxin Control
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#419 - 2013-07-05 04:17:29 UTC
I love my companions and they love me, although they really do get lonely in their poor little station container. I would kill to get a "companion" gallery (I think my collection attests to that) and there are indeed a special few in my collection who really would look nice impaled onto the front of my thrasher.

While I'm at it, give me my corpse implant salvaging god damnit, all of those HG snake sets going to waste. Q_Q
Abulurd Boniface
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#420 - 2013-07-05 09:54:29 UTC
Zalasastra wrote:

another feature for eve - psychology tests upon account creation.


Why would CCP implement a feature that kicks out 75% of its user base on the first pass?

I have to say though: dressing up the corpse... that's a richer experience than I need in this place. I'm served plenty good enough as it is, thank you very much.