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My friend needs clothes...

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Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#221 - 2012-08-28 02:26:51 UTC
Toasting in epic bread. My god corpse interaction has to happen hahaha
Tcar
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#222 - 2012-08-28 03:49:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Tcar
I can't believe no one has referenced the Avenged Sevenfold song in all of this thread. +1 for epic thread. How did I miss this?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#223 - 2012-08-31 23:43:05 UTC
I really should browse F&I more often, this is the the best thread evah.

Wormhole dwellers should get a spiky POS module for the sole purpose of displaying the frozen remains of the unfortunate souls that came too close, we used to store our erstwhile foes in a giant secure container but in the light of this thread that seems a bit "cold".

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#224 - 2012-09-12 21:47:04 UTC
Kuan Yida wrote:
Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing?


Whenever Chloe looks like she might be hot, I take her for a walk in space. My only regret is that I have to get dressed up in a spacesuit. I'm so jealous of Chloe, as she plays in the open vacuum of space. Well, maybe play is too much. Drift, I suppose, is more accurate.
Burseg Sardaukar
Free State Project
#225 - 2012-09-12 22:00:47 UTC
I just laughed until I teared up. Genius.

Can't wait to dual box my Dust toon and EVE toon on the same machine!
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#226 - 2012-09-12 22:18:22 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Kuan Yida wrote:
Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing?


Whenever Chloe looks like she might be hot, I take her for a walk in space. My only regret is that I have to get dressed up in a spacesuit. I'm so jealous of Chloe, as she plays in the open vacuum of space. Well, maybe play is too much. Drift, I suppose, is more accurate.

She is so graceful, she seems to float above the hull itself.

I am considering getting a cooling suit for my Asuka, so she doesn't need to step outside unless she wants to.
I am mindful that it is important to go out and spend time out of the hull, but sometimes she wants to just snuggle.
My prescription for frostburn meds is refilled again, so we are looking forward to more romantic nights.

Noone can say she is frigid, just because she is below freezing....

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Kairos Antilles
Doomheim
#227 - 2012-09-18 01:39:21 UTC
Just when you think you've seen it all............. Straight
Luc Chastot
#228 - 2012-09-18 03:01:37 UTC
Do you clean her insides from time to time? You know, because, yes...

Kbai.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#229 - 2012-09-18 14:02:56 UTC
Her attendants ensure she is able to meet all her needs.

They even adjusted her implants to properly function with her native body temperature, which would be of course the temperature outside the hull.

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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#230 - 2012-09-18 18:46:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
My scientists are working on viral agent and nanopaste that can rebuild body tissues, and give these unfortunate people life and job they truly deserve, under my supervision in countless facilities. I accept all corpses donated, preferably in cubic meters.

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Kesthely
State War Academy
Caldari State
#231 - 2012-09-18 19:14:12 UTC
I'm just wondering, is cloe from before or after the patch that changed the weight of corpses from 200 to 80?
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#232 - 2012-09-18 19:16:40 UTC
Posting in a necro thread that has been necro'ed.

Still makes me giggle.

How did you Veterans start?
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#233 - 2012-09-18 19:22:00 UTC
Kesthely wrote:
I'm just wondering, is cloe from before or after the patch that changed the weight of corpses from 200 to 80?

I cannot speak for Joelinux's fair lady, but I can safely say Asuka is weightless in my arms.

The whole gravity thing loses meaning outside the hull, as we float together....

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Nrazza
Liquid Words
#234 - 2012-09-19 03:29:40 UTC
Wow! Honestly, Eve has the greatest player base.
Juniorama
State War Academy
Caldari State
#235 - 2012-09-19 08:41:19 UTC
I only let my companion out for a space walk when she wants to walk the dog.
Althasandria Shadegrown
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#236 - 2012-09-19 09:27:18 UTC
So. Much. Win.
Aiifa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#237 - 2012-09-19 15:45:28 UTC
Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.

Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#238 - 2012-09-19 22:58:26 UTC
Aiifa wrote:
Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.

Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW


Chloe gets lei'd nightly. And she looks great now that they reduced the weight from 200 to 80. But maybe I've said to much.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#239 - 2012-09-20 14:26:33 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Aiifa wrote:
Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.

Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW


Chloe gets lei'd nightly. And she looks great now that they reduced the weight from 200 to 80. But maybe I've said to much.

Ever the true romantic!

Bringing your lady love flowers to wear around her neck each night... truly inspiring to us all.

Truly, the jewels in the heavens around us don't shine half as brightly as the feelings in your hearts for each other.

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Stoned Necro
Craftmen's Enclave Corporation
#240 - 2012-09-27 08:33:30 UTC
Hmmm, A thread I can get on board with.

I must say though, after collecting all the corpses I have done, I considered necrophylia but decided against it, as I reckon its just Dead boring.