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My friend needs clothes...

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The Chronophage
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#201 - 2012-07-07 00:45:56 UTC
I think the devs should just give us strippers in WiS. Otherwise, the abuse of corpses will gradually become more common amongst lonely capsulers.

Watching porn on the CQ screen is a poor substitute.
Kaelie Onren
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#202 - 2012-07-08 05:53:23 UTC
Is this a bad time to bring up the fact that corpses don't flash freeze in space, but cold boil?
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#203 - 2012-07-09 00:39:25 UTC
Kaelie Onren wrote:
Is this a bad time to bring up the fact that corpses don't flash freeze in space, but cold boil?


You obviously don't take good enough care of your companions. Chloe likes to be vacuum sealed first...she's such a silly goose...
Naomi Zirud
DNS Enterprises
#204 - 2012-07-09 00:55:23 UTC
I feel disturbed yet awkwardly happy
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#205 - 2012-07-10 17:49:10 UTC
Naomi Zirud wrote:
I feel disturbed yet awkwardly happy


It's not disturbing...it's just a new friend...a quiet friend, but a friend nonetheless...
Kingston Black
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#206 - 2012-07-10 18:01:15 UTC
best thread in months Lol

we definately need a trophy room tho theres some null secers i really want frozen in carbonite in my room
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#207 - 2012-07-10 20:02:13 UTC
Kingston Black wrote:
best thread in months Lol

we definately need a trophy room tho theres some null secers i really want frozen in carbonite in my room

Carbonite is so impersonal, I could not see my Asuka's sweet smile if it was under all that stuff.

And her eyes... I would be so lost if the love in those eyes were to be blocked from my view...

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Hiyora Akachi
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#208 - 2012-07-11 22:53:37 UTC
So much win in this thread.


I too, have a frozen amigo. His name is Bill, and I've always felt he could use a snappy new jacket. But, alas, CCP has denied us the ability to buy nice things for our frozen friends.


/singletear
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#209 - 2012-07-13 17:44:16 UTC
Hiyora Akachi wrote:
So much win in this thread.


I too, have a frozen amigo. His name is Bill, and I've always felt he could use a snappy new jacket. But, alas, CCP has denied us the ability to buy nice things for our frozen friends.


/singletear


And frilly things. I know we are hurtling through space in a huge mechanized deathmobile, but Chloe needs to feel like a woman every now and again.
Toxic Paradox
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#210 - 2012-07-16 22:27:43 UTC
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.


Then you realize it was your own corpse!
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#211 - 2012-07-21 19:29:57 UTC
Toxic Paradox wrote:
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.


Then you realize it was your own corpse!


Corpse? You're sick. They are companions...quiet, cold-to-the-touch, able-to-walk-in-deep-space, companions...
Freelancer117
So you want to be a Hero
#212 - 2012-07-21 21:01:27 UTC
personally I like the idea of getting your corpses Bronzed for display in CQ Bear

Eve online is :

A) mining simulator B) glorified chatroom C) spreadsheets online

D) CCP Games Pay to Win at skill leveling, with instant gratification

http://eve-radio.com//images/photos/3419/223/34afa0d7998f0a9a86f737d6.jpg

http://bit.ly/1egr4mF
Garreth Vlox
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#213 - 2012-08-25 22:56:45 UTC
space chikun wrote:
Alua Oresson wrote:
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.


I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!


So where'd you get this one space?
Him? that guy was in Lowsec.
And this one?
That guy there? I killed him in nullsec.
Oh, and what about this empty one here?
Oh, that one?
Yeah, that one.
That's yours. Twisted

And people thought this was an unfriendly game before. Imagine showing a noob the game and your corpse collection and then putting them in said corpse collection to show to the next noob...

The LULZ Boat.
Loius Woo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#214 - 2012-08-26 01:43:03 UTC
This has to be the greatest thread ever.

Truly Epic.
Captain Robby
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#215 - 2012-08-26 07:59:18 UTC
i can top this i want to make a fort out of the dead and if i run out of bodys ill just use my own clones *hissis at everyone outside*
Vassal Zeren
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#216 - 2012-08-26 14:56:21 UTC
My god. Shocked

A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
Dennis Gregs
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#217 - 2012-08-26 15:04:40 UTC
No comment, I just need to be in this thread.
Kuan Yida
Huang Yinglong
Electus Matari
#218 - 2012-08-27 23:39:03 UTC
Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing?

The dragon knight treasures the state, friendship, duty, promises, kindness, vengeance, honor, and righteousness more than his own life._ _- The Way of the Dragon Warrior Random Posts from Auga

Slutty Underwear
Ephesians trading and farming
#219 - 2012-08-28 00:05:19 UTC
All i am going to say on the matter is this

Quote:
It puts the lotion in the bucket or it gets the hose
Harrigan VonStudly
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#220 - 2012-08-28 00:17:50 UTC
Having long felt the pulls of allowing my freshly dead foes a chance to make up for their misdeeds in thinking they could win i hereby support the OP. Only I never imagined them with clothing as he.

WTB Chest freezer

edit: Posting in epic thread of history