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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-09-19 13:52:00 UTC
I don't think you "get" GoonSwarm, buddy. We're not here to "troll," you and then ask if you're a gelatin-based dessert dish.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Austneal
Nero Fazione
#22 - 2011-09-19 14:01:57 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
I don't think you "get" GoonSwarm, buddy. We're not here to "troll," you and then ask if you're a gelatin-based dessert dish.

I don't think you get GoonSwarm
Barakkus
#23 - 2011-09-19 19:13:47 UTC
Who would recruit someone named Lyris Nairn, TheExtruder, Arrtidius, Odis Franty or n00n3r?

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#24 - 2011-09-19 21:37:15 UTC
Barakkus wrote:
Who would recruit someone named Lyris Nairn, TheExtruder, Arrtidius, Odis Franty or n00n3r?


Someone named Misanth might. But then, he's not the CEO for a reason.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2011-11-30 20:22:01 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
After a long session including alcohol playing eve - cybering, pretending have vag on certain toonz, role playing etc etc nothing is more sobering than taking your right hand and rubbing a few times underneath your hairy ballsac - retracting and sniffing the cheese on your sticky paw just to remind yourself that fantasy is not reality and you are not that pretty eve toon in rl.

Wasn't it you who contacted me the other day with a request to join Goonswarm?

We should talk.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#26 - 2011-12-01 14:19:20 UTC
Alas Lyris my access to the internet is limited to ad hoc at the minute due to relocation.

My personal computer is currently only operational and connected to the web in my mothers basement / my old command bunker.

Often I am full to the gut with red wine and forget what activities I endeavour to do in New Eden on a daily basis.

The chat logs are often horrible and make me consider why I have isolated myself from a normal social life.

To be honest that post I made that you referenced was made at almost 6am UK time which means I was bladdered true nightcrawler style.

I confirm everything and deny all.

And yes I am a fan on the 1980s tv cartoon Centurians

Black Man with Goggles
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2011-12-01 15:27:08 UTC
I came hoping to see someone getting trolled to no end in the standard C&P way

Instead I found a bizzare and sexual adventure that reached deep into the human mind.

10/10 would recommend to friends and family
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2011-12-01 15:49:09 UTC
At first I was like Straight
But then I was like Straight
Probably Smashed
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2011-12-01 16:42:46 UTC
we're not obligated to like everything lyris posts, we just do it anyway
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#30 - 2011-12-01 17:35:13 UTC
manly pheramones have that effect

Black Man with Goggles
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2011-12-01 21:13:06 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
manly pheramones have that effect

no I am pretty sure lyris is all feminine wyles
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2011-12-01 21:13:30 UTC
WE WERE GANKED
CptConorado
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2011-12-02 04:39:40 UTC
I have goggles.

Reserved.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#34 - 2011-12-02 14:00:18 UTC
n00n3r is a corp thief and a stinky liar! Don't go near him!

Any questions by Eve-mail

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#35 - 2011-12-02 14:33:44 UTC
Yes, forget not that this thread is to serve as a bookmark in time for the record books detailing the dastardly, devious and despicable space crimes commited by n00n3r against his kindred capsuleers.

Black Man with Goggles
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