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n00n3r
Malicious Destruction
#1 - 2011-09-19 03:22:52 UTC
This post is intended for the record books in case someone decides to do some research on these characters before recruitment.

Character Names:
TheExtruder
Arrtidius
Odis Franty

Any questions regarding the actual theft may be directed to me via eve-mail.


Yes, I recruited him, even with the god-awe full names. jokes on me :D
Sadly no screenshot is available, I do have one of a kitten though if needed :D

anyways, happy flaming!

ciao!
n00n

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-09-19 03:39:37 UTC
Hey there, guy—what's up?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-09-19 03:40:39 UTC
I have never heard of you so I guess what I would like to know is first what could you have had that would have been worth stealing, secondly why did you store these things in corporation hangars instead of in your private hangar and third why did you give these people roles when there is pretty much no reason to give anyone roles?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#4 - 2011-09-19 03:46:54 UTC
n00n3r stole several seconds of my life

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-09-19 04:10:02 UTC
Misanth wrote:
n00n3r stole several seconds of my life

But don't you worry I am here to take back every second and share it with you we will never be apart so long as we got each other you and me have gotta be the luckiest dreamers that never quit dreaming.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#6 - 2011-09-19 04:28:21 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Misanth wrote:
n00n3r stole several seconds of my life

But don't you worry I am here to take back every second and share it with you we will never be apart so long as we got each other you and me have gotta be the luckiest dreamers that never quit dreaming.


I'm dreaming of a white christmas

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-09-19 04:31:10 UTC
I'm not gonna lie buddy I am starting to feel like either you're playing hard to get or maybe you're giving me the cold shoulder because I am trying my best to love you and you're not reciprocating with that +rep of love baby what's wrong why don't we cuddle like we used to do

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-09-19 04:31:24 UTC
Misanth wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Misanth wrote:
n00n3r stole several seconds of my life

But don't you worry I am here to take back every second and share it with you we will never be apart so long as we got each other you and me have gotta be the luckiest dreamers that never quit dreaming.


I'm dreaming of a white christmas


Bigotry!
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#9 - 2011-09-19 04:34:47 UTC
Lyris, I love about 10% of your posts, maybe a bit less but I struggle to catch up (you gotta remember that men at 30+ needs some bouncing of those boobs, showing skin isn't enough) as you simply arn't exciting enough. Somehow that dropkick volcano might heat me up more than the current state, actually, isn't it a bit sad? I'm sure we can work something out, but right now, only isk or bouncing boobs would be able to distract me.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-09-19 04:37:53 UTC
Misanth wrote:
Lyris, I love about 10% of your posts, maybe a bit less but I struggle to catch up (you gotta remember that men at 30+ needs some bouncing of those boobs, showing skin isn't enough) as you simply arn't exciting enough. Somehow that dropkick volcano might heat me up more than the current state, actually, isn't it a bit sad? I'm sure we can work something out, but right now, only isk or bouncing boobs would be able to distract me.

Well you are welcome to join me on jabber or mumble and we can talk about stuff in greater detail but I would much prefer not lose my ability to post just so you can see some bouncing bosoms which I suppose is very odd for me to say considering that I am a member of Theta Squad (best squad), but hey if in some off chance you were to gain access to the Theta Squad Bosom Thread then I think you would be very happy with what you see there.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#11 - 2011-09-19 05:16:44 UTC
Now, that is a post I can like.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-09-19 05:46:31 UTC
After a long session including alcohol playing eve - cybering, pretending have vag on certain toonz, role playing etc etc nothing is more sobering than taking your right hand and rubbing a few times underneath your hairy ballsac - retracting and sniffing the cheese on your sticky paw just to remind yourself that fantasy is not reality and you are not that pretty eve toon in rl.

Black Man with Goggles
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-09-19 05:51:35 UTC
Sounds like you need to wash your balls.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-09-19 05:56:19 UTC
perhaps - however the scary thing is that given the power of influence that words have - how many people will actually rub their balls and then subsequently duly sniff as a consequence of reading what i previously typed?

Black Man with Goggles
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-09-19 06:01:34 UTC
I personally did not halt playing Pokemon White with one hand while eating popcorn with the other; though, I suppose I did at some point pause in the popcorn consumption, since I took the time to post.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#16 - 2011-09-19 07:49:45 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
perhaps - however the scary thing is that given the power of influence that words have - how many people will actually rub their balls and then subsequently duly sniff as a consequence of reading what i previously typed?


My reaction to your post was rather confusion. I'm trying to find that "pretty eve toon" you are talking about.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-09-19 11:19:07 UTC
Misanth wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
perhaps - however the scary thing is that given the power of influence that words have - how many people will actually rub their balls and then subsequently duly sniff as a consequence of reading what i previously typed?


My reaction to your post was rather confusion. I'm trying to find that "pretty eve toon" you are talking about.


Through deciphering this conversation I speculate all these 'pretty eve toons' are located in the 'Theta Squad Bosom Thread.' Any questions regarding my practices are not welcome.
Austneal
Nero Fazione
#18 - 2011-09-19 13:11:34 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Well you are welcome to join me on jabber or mumble and we can talk about stuff in greater detail but I would much prefer not lose my ability to post just so you can see some bouncing bosoms which I suppose is very odd for me to say considering that I am a member of Theta Squad (best squad), but hey if in some off chance you were to gain access to the Theta Squad Bosom Thread then I think you would be very happy with what you see there.

Lyris Nairn wrote:
I'm not gonna lie buddy I am starting to feel like either you're playing hard to get or maybe you're giving me the cold shoulder because I am trying my best to love you and you're not reciprocating with that +rep of love baby what's wrong why don't we cuddle like we used to do

Why do you hate punctuation so much?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-09-19 13:37:35 UTC
I hate punctuation because first of all this is c and p so you can take any criticism you have of me and mine and shove it where the sun don't shine and secondly because sometimes I post from a really stupid little laptop keyboard where it is hard for me to read the punctuation keys because they are positioned in really odd places along the side of the typing surface and let me tell you man I do not care one bit whether or not this makes it difficult for you to read my posts and finally and most importantly I hate punctuation because punctuation kicked my dog when he was a puppy and hes been angry ever since but for real if you want to know the truth I just turn on the cruise control for stupidity and mockery most of the time when I am posting on forums dot eve online dot com especially in nonsense places like c and p or in caod because be honest man the overall quality of posts in these forums cant really get any worse also please note that I did use two punctuation marks in this post.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Austneal
Nero Fazione
#20 - 2011-09-19 13:43:13 UTC
Your troll-fu is weak
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