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Bumping this to keep it going, Hurrah!!

A little joke to keep the tread going.


Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."

The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."

The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it.

Bumpy!

So a pirate walks into his ship's station drydock, fuming with anger. "I just got out a cloning station," he glares around at the fitting crew, "so, would someone here like to explain why there were mining lasers fitted on my HAC?"

Finally, one man raises his hand. "Well sir, you did say that you were going to be going after a rokh..."

It beats living in branch, no more 2 hours journeys to get to pewpew!

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Yesterday i had a nice little engadgment with a tormentor. Guy had an interesting active armor tank fit (which i dont think is a good idea with a ship that is so cap dependant).

So our fight started and he managed to close the gap on my hookbill and cut off my MWD, however he couldnt run his own without capping out as he was running his armor repiar unit due to the dmg he was taking from me. So i managed to stay out of his lasers range.

Then some corpies noticed he was in local and so they undocked and the guy took off running over to F-T. I decided not to give chase and let him be, but then an alliance mate in a Orcale started screaming about getting tackled by him. So ofcourse we head on over. Put a sabre on the K-6 gate in F-T and chased the guy off saving the Oracle.

With the sabre locking this end down he runs off back over to J-L, so ofcourse we give pursuit. Rather then running off (like i was expecting), he decides to just burn off. So i burn out to him and once again we play cat and mouse. Not letting him get a scram on me while at the same time trying to properly approach him to establish a proper orbit. However, by this time my other corpies (who were also bloodthrusty) managed to burn out to him and get a point on him. So i closed the gap and finnished what i had started.

KILLMAIL

What was even sweeter was the tears this guy continusely let out in local about blobbing. Oh well, tears aside, i give anyone who comes out to fight solo props.

~Rumtin

So we formed up in K-6 to engage a hostile Jokers gang running through. Was a pretty sweet fight with almost equal numbers. Killboards are wierd and not updating properly. I was flying logi and was getting a lot of reps out to people, was pretty intense fight.

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