Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

We are a network of players dedicated to playing all three areas of the game: Military, Industrial, And Spy V Spy. We like to learn and we like to teach. Our specialty is brand new apple cheeked baby faced players. We show them the ways that don't even need skill points to enter the inner circles of power because its fun to do that and then see what they do.

Our website listing for our corps and alliance

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=74&Itemid=232

NEW PLAYERS take a look at this article at how to choose a corp to join

http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Corporation_selection



Our Specialty NEW PLAYERS HAVE MORE POWER THAN YOU THINK

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=152207&find=unread

Individual attention beginning with your New Member Orientation (Don't be shy. Grab an officer if you aren't getting yours.) We specialize in training new players in all aspects of pvp and industrial games. You aren't alone climbing that initial EVE learning curve.Hardcore and casual players both welcome.

* Mining, refining, planetary interaction, research, manufacture, shipping, markets.
* Small gang, guerilla strategies and tactics. Gate camping, piracy. Teamwork and coordination.
* We've also got corps in both hi sec and null sec you can "graduate" to.
* Plenty of opportunities to learn in a variety of environments: hisec, nullsec lowsec.
* Training in leadership and management. You will learn by doing.
* TS3 Participation required.

We are also more than happy to train trainers. The blind can and do lead the blind. Look around you in Real Life.

What we look for in a trainer:

YOU: Love EVE. And want to share that love with other players and make New Eden a better "place."

YOU: Know you don't have a problem. You can stop playing EVE anytime. Its just that you choose to spend so much time playing EVE that your "friends' (who are jealous of your happiness) think that you are playing "too much EVE." (And, yes, I laughed the first time I heard that phrase too.)

YOU: Are patient with drooling idiots. (Especially drooling idiots.)

YOU: Are ruthless with the pretty ones. (Especially the pretty ones.)

YOU: Are willing and able to talk to other players. If you do not possess both the technology and willingness to get into our TS server, contacting me is probably a waste of your doubtless valuable time.




Spy stuff. For the "Smyler with a knyfe under his cloake" within all of us. Agents, scientists, actors, alchemists, knights in secret armor, assassins, class clowns only need apply.

Welcome to our laboratory our labyrinth our Smiling Tar Baby. It has been lovingly prepared for you to play in and play with.

Join us or infiltrate us it will be a lot of fun either way. How can we make that happen? Come and see!

You do not put a character in Smiling Friends Social Club. The Club is just an advertising device. You are applying to join a hidden network of agents coordinated by Praxis and the Inner Circle.

How To Join Smiling Friends Social Club

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=9&Itemid=232



Our Alliance. Dedicated to two goals.

1. The autonomy of the members and member corporations.
2. An organization that encourages us to play EVE better.

Below is the link to our locked forum post. We are open to training new CEOs if they meet our membership criteria.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=148022&find=unread




Neurotechnicon A Manual. How to play EVE "against" yourself. The Metagame of EVE.

http://www.heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=39&Itemid=200

The Technocrat A Manual. Algorithms of Leadership and Power.

http://www.heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=71&Itemid=200

EVE Online And Your Central Nervous System

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153013&find=unread

Please feel free to convo, evemail or join me in our public channel

Vomitorium Emporium

Hey folks! Keep the applications coming. We are very new player friendly and can send you to a training corp to learn the basic game.

Talk to you!

Keep those applications coming! Someday Hearts and Minds Alliance might even fly a flag over something that is not a pile of smoking rubble.

Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Anyone else interested get into our chat room

Vomitorium Emporium

for affiliated training corps, gossip, new friends, flirting and other unspeakable if not unthinkable acts......

Hey foks. We're having a lot of fun doing something we hadn't expected to be doing quite so much of: training new players. Most of the players who come to us actually do not wind up being interested in infiltration. As it turns out we have plenty of places to play, not just spy v spy.

Feel free to contact me or our Alliance Director

Doctor Steele

We also have plenty of places for the folks who do not want to be spies.

As always we don't care if you use your powers for good or evil, just that you have them!

Non EVE players (I still know a few) ask me what I do when I play this computer game. I tell them I'm a teacher. They usually say something about not playing against the other players. Well, there's a thrill that can't be faked when pitting your skills against another player, to be sure.

If only. If only any of you were as dangerous to me as I am to myself. I think that would be something of a relief wouldn't it?

with a wink

Heeeeeey bois and girls!

War decs! Industrial Backbones! Betrayal! Double Agents! Nerdrage! Hatred to veritably homoerotic inensities!

And that's in our newbie corp.

Wait till you hang out with the cool calm collected professionals in our more advanced corps.

Hi everyone. Well its just about Back To School isn't it?

I just passed out the old fashioned copying books like the grade schoolers use (here in America at any rate). One each with a pen (no throwaways) to my RL friends.

A reminder that we're all in school all the time.

And a concession to modern sensibilities: the copy books I bought were not just black and white but also purple green and red and white. Surely its a world gone mad?

All this being a long winded way of saying welcome to all you new players.

The blind lead the blind and somehow the dumb manage to tell the deaf how to give the demented the instructions to maintain a nodding acquaintanceship with their sanity.

I am well and truly grateful to have the luxury of an unrepentant addiction to EVE. Come on. Let's talk.

with a wide and sincere smile