Crime & Punishment

Hello all,

Will cut to the chase - I am looking for a business partner to go 50-50 with.

Basically I am looking for somebody to liberate me of the bounty that is currently on my head - 12 Billion odds.

As a humble market trader the confines of Amarr Solar System are not yielding the returns that I am looking for so I aspire to branch out into region trading and other such activities that require traversing the stars.

Currently I have issues undocking due to the burdens that I carry on my beautiful shoulders.

I need help doing this as I only have one account and since I don't have many friends in game I will get satisfaction out of helping another player get some intersteller kredits in their back tail.

The way this mutual transaction will work is as following;

Come to Amarr Solar System !!!

Then open a convo with my character in game (should be online later once I have procured grog and nutritional supplies from the supermarket)

I would then require an advance sekurity deposit of 800m ISK so I can establish that you are legitimate and have good intentions.

Once this has been received I will open up a trade window and trade you the insta undock from the trade station that I use.

This will mean you will know where to wait for me to land in my pod - you will only need to be in a frigate sized class space vessel to carry out the job if you have okay skills (Destroyer Preferable).

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I wake up in new clone and you now have 12 Billion ISK in your wallet.

Because I knew you were legit by sending me 800m ISK in the first instance you now send me 6B and you keep the other 6B.

We are both happy and give praise to the eve community for being excellent.

This can only happen once so its basically first come first served so strike while the iron is hot kids.

If you read my Bio you will see that I am 100% Concord Endorsed Trader.

From my end I am unable to renege on anything that I have promised other wise Concord will revoke my endorsed trading license and I don't want that as it took ages to obtain.

Look forward to enjoying the satisfaction of conducting sensible space business with the first "lucky" capsuleer later.

Please no time wasters, trolls, sexual predators etc, etc - I am a legitimate trader so only willing to speak to someone with good business acumen and a nose with the ability to sniff out a good deal.

Thank You.

Something can be worked out.

I can totally see this working out as described.

The 90's called, they would like their Nigerian Prince inheritance scam back.

what a good deal. I just wish I could get in there first!!

Looks like a statement of intent to me. Certainly no scam.

See now wasn't that easier? when you say 'cut to the chase' you should do just that.

Just trying to help.

Hai lanyaie !!!!

That would require additional fees, arrangements etc......

Ideally praise be to the heavens I wll be able to rid myself of this terrible affliction in a more timely manner.

lyastein Leingarten please do not besmirch me unless you are willing to yield substantive evidence to back up these allegations

This where this got really funny " I would then require an advance sekurity deposit of 800m ISK so I can establish that you are legitimate and have good intentions."Those that fall for it deserve it i did like your persentation though do you have this in power point?