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Are fatty lardo fatguts killing EVE?

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Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#21 - 2012-05-19 15:22:22 UTC
White Tree wrote:
hovergut


best. word. ever.

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stoicfaux
#22 - 2012-05-19 15:24:28 UTC
Morganta wrote:
its because of you fatasses that our clones are so expensive

I DEMAND A CCP FAT TAX AND FREE UNIVERSAL CLONING FOR ALL!!

Oh please, the option to Super-Size your clone is just that, an option. We need people to show self-restraint instead of increasing taxes on the clone-creators.

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TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#23 - 2012-05-19 15:38:00 UTC
Oh c'mon, if my main got banned for less than this...

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Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-05-19 15:51:04 UTC
I couldn't decide what to post so:

A: I can't ******* believe this amount of pure vitriolic fat-shaming in are forums. We should rise up against this and throw some of our weight around to make this stop.

B: Oh a white tree post, all I heard was "potato potato spuddy spud spud they're after me lucky charms"

C: lmao hovergut

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White Tree
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2012-05-19 15:54:33 UTC
Commit Sudoku wrote:
I couldn't decide what to post so:

A: I can't ******* believe this amount of pure vitriolic fat-shaming in are forums. We should rise up against this and throw some of our weight around to make this stop.


I told you it isn't fat-shaming if I'm fat. God.

Former member of CSM6.
Josef Djugashvilis
#26 - 2012-05-19 15:57:35 UTC
White Tree wrote:
As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think


More like high s*ite content than high fat content thread.

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Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-05-19 16:00:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Commit Sudoku
White Tree wrote:
Commit Sudoku wrote:
I couldn't decide what to post so:

A: I can't ******* believe this amount of pure vitriolic fat-shaming in are forums. We should rise up against this and throw some of our weight around to make this stop.


I told you it isn't fat-shaming if I'm fat. God.


"I'm not a lard-embarasser, I have many rotund friends"

Nice try, shitler,,,

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Copine Callmeknau
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#28 - 2012-05-19 16:05:29 UTC
haha fat

There should be a rather awesome pic here
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#29 - 2012-05-19 16:08:14 UTC
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fat you are.

So close...
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-05-19 16:31:06 UTC
i plannted a tower in oorbit next to white tree but all im harvesting is methane gas

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Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#31 - 2012-05-19 16:35:53 UTC
TheButcherPete wrote:
What is this, I don't even....?



You're doing it wrong (yet again):


What is this I don't even
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#32 - 2012-05-19 16:36:17 UTC
Also, OP: More cushion for the pushin'
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-05-19 16:37:46 UTC
Gorki Andropov wrote:
TheButcherPete wrote:
What is this, I don't even....?



You're doing it wrong (yet again):


What is this I don't even

do you have like a manual for these me-me's? please respond thanks in advance BearBear

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Vyl Vit
#34 - 2012-05-19 17:54:14 UTC
IBTL - Your cardiologist will love his yacht.

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Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#35 - 2012-05-19 18:15:26 UTC
Seleene wrote:
Is this a thread about Technetium?


Can we talk about the Shortage of Unobtainium that has happened in the past few weeks?

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TriadSte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-05-19 18:25:17 UTC
White Tree wrote:
As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think


Ah, your American....
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#37 - 2012-05-19 18:32:45 UTC
it's quite clearly my American, not hers. Roll

So close...
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#38 - 2012-05-19 18:32:50 UTC
TriadSte wrote:

Ah, your American....


Stereotyping at it's finest Lol

I shall just leave an image here unashamedly stolen from one of the finest scifi comics of my woefully misspent youth.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#39 - 2012-05-19 18:34:08 UTC
Commit Sudoku wrote:
Gorki Andropov wrote:
TheButcherPete wrote:
What is this, I don't even....?

You're doing it wrong (yet again):


What is this I don't even

do you have like a manual for these me-me's? please respond thanks in advance BearBear

Next up, pony jokes.

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Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#40 - 2012-05-19 18:40:14 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:

Next up, pony jokes.


Pony Joke

So close...