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Need help from the GD class of 2012

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#41 - 2012-05-17 12:07:51 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
I just bought 6 plex last month, and like 6 the month before. You really are barking up the wrong tree.
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COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#42 - 2012-05-17 12:13:49 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
I have a friend who has just lost his job after his wife left him for another man taking the children with her. Now he just hides in a dark room all day raging at the world and how he wishes he could make them all pay.

With that in mind i think that he would be perfect for EVE online.


Not really sure what to think about your last comment nor if you're just trolling.

However if you're a real friend it's not that way you'll help him to raise his head again and be proud for whatever he has achieved or put it in the track again to keep going forward.

You should rather stop playing for a while and take care of your friend, help him find anew "real" objective and stick to it.

brb

Tomcio FromFarAway
Singularity's Edge
#43 - 2012-05-17 12:29:46 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:

Not really sure what to think about your last comment nor if you're just trolling.

How could you suspect this fine gentleman of trollingAttention
Shame on youShocked
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#44 - 2012-05-17 15:50:30 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
I just bought 6 plex last month, and like 6 the month before. You really are barking up the wrong tree.
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My thoughts exactly.

What is he buying that requires 6 plex a month? But i suppose that no one can truly know the mind of a Sociopath..
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-05-17 16:24:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
I just bought 6 plex last month, and like 6 the month before. You really are barking up the wrong tree.
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My thoughts exactly.

What is he buying that requires 6 plex a month? But i suppose that no one can truly know the mind of a Sociopath..


Multiple Tengus. I have 4 at the moment. One for cloaky combat, one for straight assault, one for exploration and one for missions. And i'm sure as hell not going to farm missions for everything I choose to purchase. That's for cheapskates.

Besides, it can always be turned back into gametime. So there is no loss.

Plus, should a corpmate have financial woes i'm able to help. If we find ourselves in a situation we can't handle i'll hire a corporation to handle the problem for us.

And also the market. More money for investing brings bigger profits.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#46 - 2012-05-17 17:27:20 UTC
Quote:
If we find ourselves in a situation we can't handle i'll hire a corporation to handle the problem for us.



If you are looking for a Merc/corporation to make all of your problems disappear and punish your enemies than you will never go wrong with yourmumtakesbrutor

This is the only known alt i have for him but he is truly to be feared in game.

Im my Amarrian days i wandered into something i shouldn't have and i was given a polite warning. When i failed to take it everyone in my alliance just started dying and we had no idea who it was that was even attacking us.

We were in our vent channel talking about the situation when suddenly our tormentor spoke. HE HAD OUR VENT CODES MAN, HOW DID HE GET THOUGHS.


Then he spoke to me and he KNEW MY REAL NAME. All i know is that he had a cut glass English accent. He said " Mr XXXXXXXXX never underestimate the power of street knowledge". He then gave me a list of passwords for our POSes and everything about our organisation.


Three days later my Nightmare was ganked on his orders. A hit squad from Evoke travelled to highsec to take me out.

By the end of it i really thought i would be mining Veldspar in a Kestrel for his pleasure


If you can hire him then i will shut my mouth.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#47 - 2012-05-17 17:44:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
If we find ourselves in a situation we can't handle i'll hire a corporation to handle the problem for us.



If you are looking for a Merc/corporation to make all of your problems disappear and punish your enemies than you will never go wrong with yourmumtakesbrutor

This is the only known alt i have for him but he is truly to be feared in game.

Im my Amarrian days i wandered into something i shouldn't have and i was given a polite warning. When i failed to take it everyone in my alliance just started dying and we had no idea who it was that was even attacking us.

We were in our vent channel talking about the situation when suddenly our tormentor spoke. HE HAD OUR VENT CODES MAN, HOW DID HE GET THOUGHS.


Then he spoke to me and he KNEW MY REAL NAME. All i know is that he had a cut glass English accent. He said " Mr XXXXXXXXX never underestimate the power of street knowledge". He then gave me a list of passwords for our POSes and everything about our organisation.


Three days later my Nightmare was ganked on his orders. A hit squad from Evoke travelled to highsec to take me out.

By the end of it i really thought i would be mining Veldspar in a Kestrel for his pleasure


If you can hire him then i will shut my mouth.



You don't have to shut your mouth, when I tire of hearing it i'll put my fist in it. (In Game)
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#48 - 2012-05-17 18:13:06 UTC
Quote:
You don't have to shut your mouth, when I tire of hearing it i'll put my fist in it. (In Game)



Well my Sociopathic friend he is the only person i would not take on.

Also i notice that there is no wardec warnings in my inbox.


Are you a Sociopath or a mouse.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-05-17 18:14:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
You don't have to shut your mouth, when I tire of hearing it i'll put my fist in it. (In Game)



Well my Sociopathic friend he is the only person i would not take on.

Also i notice that there is no wardec warnings in my inbox.


Are you a Sociopath or a mouse.


We started intel on your alliance last night. You have one active guy and you. Thats about it. I also talked to ghost division about deccing you but they wanted 750mil per week due to your alliance size. Were opting for a personal dec. 750 mil a week knowing your gonna sit scared in station isnt cost effective.

I told you before im not full on in EVE at the moment so it might come tonight it might come next week, but rest assure it will come. I'm a man of my word. Were not on your timeline.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#50 - 2012-05-17 18:20:07 UTC
Quote:
We started intel on your alliance last night. You have one active guy and you. Thats about it. I also talked to ghost division about deccing you but they wanted 750mil per week due to your alliance size. Were opting for a personal dec. 750 mil a week knowing your gonna sit scared in station isnt cost effective.



I will never dock the entire time im wardeced as long as you remember yourmumtakesbrutor

I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-05-17 18:27:38 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
We started intel on your alliance last night. You have one active guy and you. Thats about it. I also talked to ghost division about deccing you but they wanted 750mil per week due to your alliance size. Were opting for a personal dec. 750 mil a week knowing your gonna sit scared in station isnt cost effective.



I will never dock the entire time im wardeced as long as you remember yourmumtakesbrutor



Talk is cheap, the conversation is boring. I'm happy letting history record the outcome.
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-05-17 18:29:47 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
I have a friend who has just lost his job after his wife left him for another man taking the children with her. Now he just hides in a dark room all day raging at the world and how he wishes he could make them all pay.

With that in mind i think that he would be perfect for EVE online.

Can anyone give me a link to the Best EVE trailer they know of so i can get him into the game where he can focus his anger and energy on pixels instead.

Thanks very much for your help.

So....let me see if I have this right...you know a guy who's so insensitive that when he finally runs his family off, then stews in the hostility that made them run, he's a candidate for EVE. This says more about you than him.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#53 - 2012-05-17 18:34:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Pok Nibin wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
I have a friend who has just lost his job after his wife left him for another man taking the children with her. Now he just hides in a dark room all day raging at the world and how he wishes he could make them all pay.

With that in mind i think that he would be perfect for EVE online.

Can anyone give me a link to the Best EVE trailer they know of so i can get him into the game where he can focus his anger and energy on pixels instead.

Thanks very much for your help.

So....let me see if I have this right...you know a guy who's so insensitive that when he finally runs his family off, then stews in the hostility that made them run, he's a candidate for EVE. This says more about you than him.


He's likely talking about himself. The trailers are just a reason to post it.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#54 - 2012-05-17 18:37:49 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
We started intel on your alliance last night. You have one active guy and you. Thats about it. I also talked to ghost division about deccing you but they wanted 750mil per week due to your alliance size. Were opting for a personal dec. 750 mil a week knowing your gonna sit scared in station isnt cost effective.



I will never dock the entire time im wardeced as long as you remember yourmumtakesbrutor



Talk is cheap, the conversation is boring. I'm happy letting history record the outcome.



You will never break me.

I am actually a real life Jew who has lived in Amarrian space for a historic 3 weeks and that gives me all the rights i need to live there.


I use the Minmatar as muscle against the Caldari and with my control of the Amarrian Market i can hire anyone i need to crush you (i never get my hand dirty you see as i prefer the company of Caldari shiksa)

I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#55 - 2012-05-17 18:46:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
We started intel on your alliance last night. You have one active guy and you. Thats about it. I also talked to ghost division about deccing you but they wanted 750mil per week due to your alliance size. Were opting for a personal dec. 750 mil a week knowing your gonna sit scared in station isnt cost effective.



I will never dock the entire time im wardeced as long as you remember yourmumtakesbrutor



Talk is cheap, the conversation is boring. I'm happy letting history record the outcome.



You will never break me.

I am actually a real life Jew who has lived in Amarrian space for a historic 3 weeks and that gives me all the rights i need to live there.


I use the Minmatar as muscle against the Caldari and with my control of the Amarrian Market i can hire anyone i need to crush you (i never get my hand dirty you see as i prefer the company of Caldari shiksa)



Yes we know you're a jew. You've made that clear multiple times. I don't care, no one does. In case you hadn't noticed I disregarded every attempt you made to bait me into responding based on your dimwitted assumptions about my name. And im not looking to break you. I'm happy with hunting you down for sport.

Im actually gentile. And the only thing you control in Amarr is the television station. We won't be coming to the Gallente homeland on your behalf and you havent fired a shot yet even though you threaten them often.

The game is over. Don't you have an attack planned for the Gallente right about now? What are you waiting for? Backup isn't coming.

Say it with me, "Bismillah ir Rahman ir Rahim, Ashaduan La Ilaha Il Allah, Wa Ashaduan Na Muhammed Rasullulah."
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#56 - 2012-05-17 19:01:22 UTC
Quote:
I'm happy with hunting you down for sport.




I have informed the Jewish Defence League of your evil intent to hunt Jews for sport in New Eden.

Please expect correspondence from Evil Jewish Lawyers tomorrow morning.

They take any form of Anti Semitic behaviour very very seriously which includes hunting Jews for sport and damaging our annual profit returns

Good day to you sir


I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Torneach
Doomheim
#57 - 2012-05-17 19:04:32 UTC
This thread is pure gold.
Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#58 - 2012-05-17 19:08:37 UTC
EVE is the last thing this guy needs. We already went through some massive drama from fanfest when someone unstable takes things too far. We don't need a repeat.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#59 - 2012-05-17 19:19:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
I'm happy with hunting you down for sport.




I have informed the Jewish Defence League of your evil intent to hunt Jews for sport in New Eden.

Please expect correspondence from Evil Jewish Lawyers tomorrow morning.

They take any form of Anti Semitic behaviour very very seriously which includes hunting Jews for sport and damaging our annual profit returns

Good day to you sir




Im not scared. Ive got rolls of pennies ready to bust out and throw on the streets. You'll be there for ages trying to get them all.

One, two, three, ah ah ah ah.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#60 - 2012-05-17 19:30:13 UTC
Mr Muhammed

As you are a self diagnosed Sociopath. Will this be a week of pain for me or will it unending pain so is awful that im checking under my bed at night for Assault Tengus.

I await your Sociopathic responce
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.