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Need help from the GD class of 2012
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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-05-16 15:02:08 UTC
I have a friend who has just lost his job after his wife left him for another man taking the children with her. Now he just hides in a dark room all day raging at the world and how he wishes he could make them all pay.

With that in mind i think that he would be perfect for EVE online.


Can anyone give me a link to the Best EVE trailer they know of so i can get him into the game where he can focus his anger and energy on pixels instead.


Thanks very much for your help.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#2 - 2012-05-16 15:03:47 UTC
I thought the dominion trailer was one of the better ones, I haven't seen any of the newer ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc

So close...
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-05-16 15:06:45 UTC
Ituhata Saken wrote:
I thought the dominion trailer was one of the better ones, I haven't seen any of the newer ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc



There is no denying that this is one of the best
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#4 - 2012-05-16 15:24:50 UTC
Here's an oldie but goodie, a player vid. Too bad the beginning won't make sense to many newer players.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NDBbt2yBII&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLCCF67119DE169614

action picks up at 2:10

So close...
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-05-16 16:15:25 UTC
i think hiding in his room all day playing EVE is the last thing this guy needs

he needs a job and to be with his friends IRL

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#6 - 2012-05-16 16:19:37 UTC
What if his wife slept with, stole, or just turned his friends against him?

So close...
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-05-16 16:21:20 UTC
Ituhata Saken wrote:
What if his wife slept with, stole, or just turned his friends against him?

maybe we need to ask the OP if he stole his mates wife?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-05-16 16:23:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Skippermonkey wrote:
Ituhata Saken wrote:
What if his wife slept with, stole, or just turned his friends against him?

maybe we need to ask the OP if he stole his mates wife?



Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.

Perhaps you could see this for what it is.


Also those were nice vids so far/ I had never seen the second one and ill pass that along
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-05-16 16:30:11 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.

Perhaps you could see this for what it is.

So you stole his wife then

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-05-16 16:34:08 UTC
If your mate needs help in adjusting to sudden loss, help him to become a Hulk pilot

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-05-16 16:36:44 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.

Perhaps you could see this for what it is.

So you stole his wife then




She was born with no gag reflex. A rare prize like that had to be mine. She also make a great cup of tea and doen't like small talk.

To me thats practically perfect
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#12 - 2012-05-16 16:40:52 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.

Perhaps you could see this for what it is.

So you stole his wife then




She was born with no gag reflex. A rare prize like that had to be mine. She also make a great cup of tea and doen't like small talk.

To me thats practically perfect



And now to put the finishing touches on your diabolical plan to completely destroy him, you are going to sell him on EvE. You sir, are brilliant!

So close...
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-05-16 16:43:45 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
She was born with no gag reflex. A rare prize like that had to be mine.

Tell her to apply to TK, thats a corp requirement

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-05-16 16:45:54 UTC
So....... this pot is boiling nicely.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Istyn
Freight Club
#15 - 2012-05-16 16:45:59 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.

Perhaps you could see this for what it is.

So you stole his wife then




She also make a great cup of tea


I can see why he was upset by the loss.
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-05-16 18:05:31 UTC
Hides in a dark room? Keep him away from whiskey and guns....
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-05-16 18:09:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.

Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2012-05-16 19:15:42 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.

Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.




What in the world are you even talking about?

Would you like a kitten?

Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-05-16 19:24:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.

Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.




I know you. You're the guy that whenever he posts tells everyone that he is a Sociopath with a high IQ. Some one told you that it was a "look at me post" and now you are using this line yourself.



This thread was a request for the Best CCP trailers for EVE plus some side silliness. Trailers were given and we discussed Tea and gag reflexes in all their glory.

Why dont you Post another "Im a sociopath thread" so we can truly laugh at the unfortunate.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-05-16 19:26:57 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.

Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.




What in the world are you even talking about?



I made him look like a tard in another thread and now im being stalked by a sociopath (with a really really high IQ) Big smile
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
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